Paris Works a Stripper Pole

31. Did anyone see on one of those entertainment shows that she got the most votes for someone they most wanted to be killed off in a horror movie? Just saying---------

Posted at 5:02PM on Oct 24th 2006 by DDog

32. Chrissss NOOOOOOOOOOO OMG...Baby come find me!! I would love to dance with you. Maybe that's why Paris walked away...She couldn't see a good man..She only finds crappy guys who are rich..CHRIS I WOULD LOVVVVVVEEEE TO have you as my pole!!

Posted at 5:41PM on Oct 24th 2006 by Amy

33. Well this clears it up. I always wondered how chicken of the sea packed so much tuna oil into each can and low and behold.

Posted at 5:31PM on Oct 25th 2006 by Bi-curious George

34. I couldn't tell which was the pole and which was paris. At any rate that mother of a praying mantis feel waaaayyyyyy to important about her self. She is a self -destructing tragedy waiting to happen.

Posted at 6:54PM on Oct 24th 2006 by SheilaRP

35. #33 Bi-Curious George and #4 Frog Level - OMG - I am LMAO - you are hysterical. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She is such a loser!Thanks for the laugh guys!

Posted at 8:15PM on Oct 24th 2006 by Georgia Peach

36. The people who call Paris Hilton a whore must be looking in the mirror.

Posted at 8:40PM on Oct 24th 2006 by angie

37. I totally agree!!! The haters have such sad,miserable lives and are the biggest whores themselves.
While they're bitching on this board, Paris Hilton is out and about having a great time. Haters = LOSERS!

Posted at 8:45PM on Oct 24th 2006 by Debbie

38. #36 and #37 are now dorks.

Posted at 9:29PM on Oct 24th 2006 by Matt

39. Paris is so hot! I wish I had been in that crowd! I guess all the fat chicks, who's weight would probably have brought the pole crashing down, are now going to bitch about her. That should be good for a few laughs hehe

Posted at 11:44PM on Oct 24th 2006 by ILoveParis

40. practice makes perfect...

Posted at 11:20AM on Oct 25th 2006 by nika

41. She can't dance. She is the OPPOSITE of sexy. I guess money can make people think your pretty when your not. Paris,hun, it's your money that people find hot, nothing else. Chris Angel Mind Freak, you are utterly UN-cool. He's obviously like a high school kid who pretends to be badass but really wants to please the jocks and hopes they invite him to their table. I don't respect anyone who goes to Hyde or hangs out with Paris Hilton. I don't even stay at Hiltons anymore when I travel.

Posted at 8:45AM on Oct 26th 2006 by Kayne

42. Number 23, I hate everything you said.

Posted at 6:28AM on Oct 25th 2006 by Kayne

43. Yeah, I think she did lack care at home. I can see that she is not a very fulfilled person at all. A happy person who has a real purpose in life doesn't act like that. I've read somewhere where her dad said he's "proud of her". Uh huh. There's the problem, Dad. You don't even know what it means to have a child to really be proud of. And her mom is so fake it amuses me. The parents act so proud of her. For what? Does she ever wonder why she should be alive?

Posted at 8:06AM on Oct 31st 2006 by Kayne

44. Criss Angel ruined is own reputation by excessively talking on his show ( it took the " mysterious" allure away from him and showed he's a totally self-absorbed geek... and I mean GEEK!!! Now that even Paris won't do him ( and we know she does anyone), that DEFINITELY proves how dorky this guy must be. Geez, even Travis Barker scored with Paris!
Poor Criss... maybe he can make one magically appear! Although Criss, my advice... don't say a word! It's the only way you might stand a chance.

Posted at 6:46AM on Oct 25th 2006 by just me.

45. Paris is such a user. I am so sick of her and Lindsay Lohan that I cannot stand to see anymore of them. I wish someone would knock them down a notch or two so they will understand that they are actually human instead of some kind of supreme beings. I hate to say it, but sometimes I find happiness in their misery. My bad oops!

Posted at 10:07AM on Oct 25th 2006 by Leesa