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Borat to Sell Kids for Money

Posted Oct 25th 2006 2:46PM by TMZ Staff

In case his movie doesn't succeed, Borat has already devised another money-making scheme -- selling children to Madonna.

At Wednesday's London premiere of "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan,' the bumbling journalist told reporters about his grand plan.

"I have come here with Bilak, my 11 year old son, his wife and their child, and we are hoping maybe to put some chocolate make-up on the child's face and sell him to Madonna. I am hoping that Madonna will be a very good father for it."

Borat's other backup plans: Ice maker, gypsy catcher or animal sperm collector -- specializing in camels.

Here's hoping he doesn't quit his day job.

Tags: Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen, SachaBaronCohen

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16. This guy is hilarious. If you don't get him it's because you have no sense of humor or it's broken. We of a far superior intelligence find him hysterically funny. Please don't hate those of us more gifted then yourselves. Remember one day that stick could be removed and then all of the sudden you'll see the light! Have hope!!

Posted at 11:09AM on Oct 26th 2006 by deal

17. Manjo,
Where have you been the last 100 years or so? No big surprise about the lack of talent. Cream and turds both float! Also it helps to remember that BORAT is a character in a movie. Focus my angry little beaver boy...FOCUS. At least he didn't want to paint the kids face with Poo-Poo!

Posted at 11:39AM on Oct 26th 2006 by It's all in fun, right?

18. I REALLY wish we would stop getting DAILY UPDATES on him...i personally do not find him funny in any character.

for humour, i will see Robin williams, not borat, or sasha, or ali g. stupid.

now, robin williams is a highly intelligent comedian.

Posted at 2:38PM on Oct 26th 2006 by my2cents

19. omg...
You people actually didn't know Kazakhstan is a real country....??

Posted at 5:15PM on Nov 28th 2006 by lol

20. It's a farse. Cohen is an actor. This is a PR stunt used to promote a movie, nothing more. What I can't figure out is if the writer of the article knew this or not.

Posted at 1:46PM on Oct 26th 2006 by George

21. Comedy is a preference to everyones taste, you dont like then you dont, but a lot of people would disagree. Welcome to this wonderful world!!!!

In the words of Alan Partridge: Its political Correctness gone mad..... :-)

Posted at 2:01PM on Oct 26th 2006 by nanza

22. You guys don't find him funny but you can't resist posting? This is why we are smarter than you. We know that you'll come here to bitch and moan how you don’t get him, he’s too far above your heads. The advertisers will see that XX number of people have responded to this article and so they'll publish again. See how it works? Thanks for playing and please post again and post often. Your IQs go up a little each time. We are all praying for you. We hope one day you’ll be as smart as we are. Good luck.

Posted at 4:42PM on Oct 26th 2006 by deal

23. Yo, Borat you are the man. The funniest man on the planet. I bow down before you.

Posted at 8:06AM on Oct 27th 2006 by Tony Stark

24. To # 16-"mentioning that he should get a kid and paint his face with chocolate and sell him....thats racist!! "
No its not,If you seen the movie you would understand.Borat is a character,not a real person.Characters act,which was what he is doing.In real life Sacha Baron Cohen does not refer to African-Americans or Black people as chocolate face.How come when a black character or actor in a movie makes fun of whites its not racist act?

Posted at 8:37PM on Nov 25th 2006 by becki

25. No wonder people think we are idiots. Kazakhstan is a real country, with Russian being the main language. Sitting right next to Asia, many Asians populate the country.

Posted at 4:59PM on Jan 18th 2007 by lori

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