Tara on "View" -- Pretend This Is a Piece of Paper...

Tara Reid made a guest-hosting appearance on "The View" this morning, and let's just say Ms. Reid seemed a little, well, caffeine-deprived during her stint at the "Hot Topics" table.

Talking to Rosie, Joy, and Elisabeth about her various plastic surgery mishaps over the past couple years, Tara tried to explain how a surgeon fixed her rather mishandled breast implants with the help of a blue piece of card stock. "Say this is a piece of paper," said Tara, to which Joy replied, "That is a piece of paper, Tara." The explanation that followed was no more cogent, mixing areolas and incisions and the paper into a weirdly incomprehensible jumble that had Rosie looking awfully confused.

Joy, as usual, saved the moment by comparing the procedure -- and Reid's explanation -- to an Italian family in Brooklyn.



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16. boy is she working the pitty party, and trying to cash in on her stupidity or what. it's the only way she can get attention, cuz nobody wants to see her drunk dumbass.... Its all about her and her terrible ordeal.. what about the people with the same problem who either died or have been mutilated and don't have the money to fix it.. or their is no fixing it... gee my nipples were egg shaped and i had bumps on my stomach you want some cheese with that whine

Posted at 12:12AM on Oct 27th 2006 by pam

17. I always watch the veiw befor school tara made it real kool today she should take barbra walters place that old lady is never there!!!
tara is kool she used to kick it with the koolest prettiest gurl ever "PARIS HILTON!!!"yeah but tara is kool tho i didnt think she even needed that surgery but she wanted it those stupied doctors dudes are so dumb poor tara at least she got it fixed she looked really pretty today but im not gay tho but yeah im out*P3AC3 OUT!!!*

Posted at 7:05PM on Oct 26th 2006 by *PARIS*GURL*

18. Tara has hit rock bottom. I am like number 16? No one cares about this over the hill C actress she is ugly, plastic and weird as hell! Tara go the f*** away!

Posted at 7:27PM on Oct 26th 2006 by Who the hell cares

19. I think you guys have all missed the point - if she can stop even one young girl from getting unnecessary transplants or lipo. (or to proceed without doing research about it first!) by talking about what she went through, then it will have been worthwhile. It's about time that a celebrity has had the guts to stand up and talk about a bad plastic surgery experience, rather than just denying anything was done at all, when we all know anyway. If she seemed a little nervous, so what? I'd like to see any of you get up on national television (and talk about your body ) without being nervous.

Posted at 8:33PM on Oct 26th 2006 by coalharbourqt

20. Duh, can she be any more stupid than she is. She made a complete ass of herself on the View. The girl is a pig and that's what happens when you drink and do drugs. Plus how stupid can she be to have plastic surgery done by a non-board certified plastic surgeon.

Maybe she can do pretend drugs like the pretend piece of paper.

Maybe when she needs more surgery, she should get a labotomy and while she is at it, she can talke #15 with her. Talk about dumb, #15 has no concept whatsoever on how to spell.

What genius at the View put her on the show. Whoever it was should be fired immediately.

Posted at 6:06AM on Oct 27th 2006 by Dior

21. #13 - When Tara goes for more f***ed up surgery by a non-board certified doctor, please go with her. You obviously suffered a brain injury of the day God was giving out brains you though He said trains and did not want to take a ride that day.
Anyone who thinks Tara is wonderful definately has some loose screws in their head, the girl is a dumb drugged out alcoholic nit wit. How can anyone have plastic surgery done by a quack. Maybe she has no money left??????????

#2 - Her face is distorted for a reason, its called being bloated from too much alcohol.

Last but not least, I bet it was Rosie who wanted her on the show. If so, Rosie should be hung out to dry.

Posted at 6:05AM on Oct 27th 2006 by Dior

22. This is a very sad last ditch attempt at getting attention for Tara. She is a complete joke. Everyone makes fun of her. She is a terrible actress and obviously half retarded. She might have been the pretty one in her high school , but that doesn't make her a star. I wouldn't look twice at her if i saw her. Maybe I would feel sorry for the nasty drunk girl that keeps throwing herself at uninterested men. TGIFriday's is hiring. Go for it!

Posted at 7:23AM on Oct 27th 2006 by Jennifer

23. Joy is too funny! "Tara that is a piece of paper! " LOL! Tara is a trainwreck and a pathetic fool! Her boobs are gross and so is she.

Posted at 1:13PM on Oct 27th 2006 by Whatever

24. Well since Rosie started on The View I cannot stand to watch it. They can say what they want, but she has taken over, Barbara Walters is not in control. Barbara needs to do her job and get ride of Rosie. I think Rosie is a fat loud mouthed Bitch. As for as Tara Reid, I would hide my face if I looked like her.

Posted at 11:37AM on Oct 29th 2006 by Black Diamond

25. #4,I could'nt agree more.Love a good true bounce,no matter the size.Hey #15,why don't you go take another hit off of that glass pipe you braindead bitch.

Posted at 8:45PM on Oct 28th 2006 by Bruce Lake John

26. Say this is a comment on Internet:

Tara Reid's nipples are like:

.....OO.................OOO
..OOOO............OOOOO
...OOOO..........OOOOO
....OOOO............OOOO
......OOO...............OO

Does that make sense? Tara once had PERFECT perky boobs, but SHE had to ruin it. Most sophisticated men prefer A-cup and B-cup over C-cup and D-cup, but they're just not vocal about it because they don't want to mistakenly sound like they're into underaged girls.

Posted at 9:28PM on Oct 28th 2006 by tara_bull

27. I thought Tara was a very pretty person before all the surgery. Just goes to show what money does for people. She had it all and still screwed it up. I don't care what anyone says you can definitely tell when someone has went under the knife, they all look so plastic. It should be called Plasticwood instead of Hollywood. I wish her well though.

Posted at 10:32PM on Oct 28th 2006 by Brodie

28. gees people, a little jealous at the fact she can afford the surgery? Fact is she had it done, and considering she paid some one to do it, it should've been done right the first time. Why are you guys so upset over something that SOME ONE ELSE had done to THEIR body?

Posted at 10:42PM on Oct 28th 2006 by shy

29. You know, it's really sad when people get so crude online just to express their opinions/viewpoints. If Tara ended up with a bad boob job, then feel sorry for her. You can even criticize her lack of judgment, but, spare me your obscenities. It only makes the old saying, "Consider the source," even more true!

Posted at 12:12AM on Oct 29th 2006 by Karen

30. Pretend Tara Reid is a piece of paper. Crumple. Toss in trash. Done.

Posted at 12:14AM on Oct 29th 2006 by sonique

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