Exclusive: Sources Say Richie Collapses at Hyde

61. Use all your misplaced sympathy on someone who really DESERVES it, folks.

Somebody give this girl a large caliber handgun with an instruction booklet on how to load and fire it into her brain.

Who is she....really? Aside from being a prolonged public suicide trip, what has she done that is so noteworthy as to give her all this press space? She and her buddies, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan, are just a collection of immature, blue-nosed junkies.

And PLEASE give AOL the same handgun to use on themselves after Richie does everybody a favor so we won't have to be carpet-bombed with stupid shit about this no-talent dummy any more.

I hope I have not been too vague.

Posted at 3:49PM on Oct 30th 2006 by Curmudgeon

62. Someone should put in "Before" and "After" captions around the two pics on the previous page. The lower right pic should say "Yeah where's the smack!" and the one at the top should say, "That wasn't a good idea, I'm so used up."

Posted at 3:51PM on Oct 30th 2006 by r

63. this stems from her roots, even so she was adopted by wonderful people she is having problems with her life then & now. I wish her Gods Blessings. she has every thing to live for! She just has to get to know that inside her self! Good luck Nicole.

Posted at 4:08PM on Oct 30th 2006 by geri

64. What kind of "treatment" facility is she really going to? It says she's looking into her eating disorer, but if she doing speed, then of course she's not eating. All I can say is that, every time I see pictures of her, I want to sit her down and force feed her pasta!!! Maybe, if she insists on not eating properly, she should look into "Boost", or "Ensure". Sucking back a few meal replacement shakes is better than not eating at all.

Posted at 4:15PM on Oct 30th 2006 by OMFG

65. So that's where Skeletor is hiding out at.

Posted at 7:05PM on Oct 30th 2006 by He-Man, Defender of the Universe

66. Obviously she has psychological issues.....does she even know who her real father and mother are?.....didn't they hand her off to Lionel Richie at a very young age? Her problems are most likely related to REJECTION by her mother and father at a very young age. No amount of money can replace the deep rooted feelings of rejection she has experienced. She is self medicating with either drugs or alcohol or both. All you have to do is look at the chick...her personal appearance is SCREAMING....HELP ME!

Self medicating will temporarily ease the pain but getting wasted isn't solving the problem. She needs COUNSELING to learn how to face and slay her demons.

Posted at 4:27PM on Oct 30th 2006 by LA WOMAN

67. #3 you are hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh, you hit it right on the head!! LOL! A giant tapeworm......

Posted at 4:41PM on Oct 30th 2006 by Barbie

68. It is definately heroin... even though she is rich and probably doesn`t have to be dope sick much, it yakes a toll on you and leads to the eating disorder! She looks sick, her face is sunk in and her color is off. Heroin is a hard drug to get off of. Hey she can always get on Methadone. Either way she needs help. I feel sorry for her...goes to show you that money can`t buy happiness.

Posted at 4:43PM on Oct 30th 2006 by NA Forever

69. ALERT. TMZ ALERT. ALERT. TMZ ALERT. ALERT. TMZ ALERT. ALERT.

This is an Official TMZ Milk Carton Alert:

This alert comes from Niky Hilton Clone Rehabilitation and Substance Abuse Center. Niclone did not check in for her daily methodone shot and Mick D' s Hamburger and puke bucket as scheduled this past weekend. Authorities are concerned a gust of wind may have blown this D-List debutant off the hospital grounds and caused her to land in the nearest nightclub for underage D-Lister clones. Niclone is described as being the twin sister of He-Man's archnemesis Skeletor. If seen in approach with caution. Niclone is known to be affiliated with the Firecrotch Gang, a documented group of 15-minutes of fame has-been clones. They are assumed to be dangerous due to the the ability to try and stay in the limelight of faded fame and the noriety of doing nothing and sucking the oxygen out of the air of those around them.

Local club authorities have been notified of the dispappearance and have been told to contact the proper authorities who include counselors from Dumb Blonde Middle School, Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver, and any representative from the Niky Hilton Clone Rehabilitation and Substance Abuse Center.

Any free thinker sighting this rougue clone can call 800-555-DBMS, there will not be a reward available, since all free thinkers will turn her in for free in order to clear the blogs of this gossip menace.

Posted at 4:42PM on Oct 30th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

70. I am one of her fans. and i have to admit, she looks really thin. seeing as im all for eating disorders. but what kind of drugs is she using to keep her so thin?

Posted at 8:29AM on Nov 2nd 2006 by unknown

71. SPEED, METH, CRYSTAL, CRANK, COKE, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT... SORRY BUT IT TAKE ON TO KNOW ONE!!!!!

Posted at 4:49PM on Oct 30th 2006 by Terry

72. I hope she gets help too - if she keeps losing weight she's gonna fall through her asshole and hang herself! Wonder if anybody would get a pic of that!

Posted at 4:54PM on Oct 30th 2006 by Katee

73. Oh, my poor babies. These children are sad..sad...sad. This wil not stop with our young until we accept women in ALL shapes and sizes as beautiful, as intelligent and more than poster baby dolls. It's okay to like who you like, but its not olay to make a certain shape, size or look an ideal. We stop that, then we'll find one of the main keys of loving one another.

Posted at 4:53PM on Oct 30th 2006 by Mandi

74. It is hard to beat an eating disorder especially when you are in the public eye at all times and your every move is recorded captured on camera,but on the other hand she has an advantage that she has the money to enter a treatment program,also it doesn't help the kind of friends that you have maybe she is back on drugs who knows. what also doesn't help is that her father is in denial along with her,because he was on vh1 saying she doesn't have an eating disorder stress causes her to loose weight rapidly and all the time then sh!& i should be just as then as her because im under stress all the time im a wife and i work full time and i have a million and one things to do so for all of us moms who are in the same boat and have a couple of extra pounds we want to get rid of then we should get the nicole richie stress syndrome. and i hope that nicole does get treatment and really gets better.

Posted at 4:57PM on Oct 30th 2006 by christy2211985

75. Is it just me or is Nicole Ritchie aging rather quickly? Good job, Nic! You've just become a case study on eating disorders and drug addiction. 'You see, kids? This is you look like when you're on (fill-in the blank).' As for those pictures you see all over the tabloids? Someone with such a low self-esteem probably enjoys the attention, even if it's negative. If you keep up with this shit, you are going to have a lovely time getting a tube shoved down your throat. Your body is dying, slowly but surely. And let's not forget the stomach pumping when you've od'ed. I'm sure daddy is so proud! No wait, he's probably high too, like some other person said. This isn't only poor parenting, this is the price of fame: the pressure to be thin & the search for unattainable happiness...

Posted at 5:04PM on Oct 30th 2006 by Heather