Borat: "My Wife is Dead"

Borat's wife is dead -- and he couldn't be happier.

The Kazakhstani journalist, played by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, was on "The Late Show with David Letterman" last night raving about his long-awaited return to the single scene while bashing his deceased spouse.

Borat claims he's already on the hunt for someone to fill her shoes. His type: "I like yellow hairs, little plow experience and preference little or no history of retardation."



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16. Sacha Baron Cohen is definitely a Jew and yes I did know this. I have been watching Ali G for years and years and find him hillarious.

Posted at 2:50PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Zoob

17. To: #13, nellie,
Good news...the wedding is off: but I'm keeping the ring and the gifts!

Posted at 4:30PM on Oct 31st 2006 by hooknosedyidbastardsaysWHAT?

18. Borat funny. Not to beat a dead horse but you guy that don't like him sure love to post about him? Me thinks you do protest too much!

We find him funny and we do not knock you because you have no sense of humor. That would be mean. We pray that one day you to will have humor. God bless everyone but Lou. Screw you Lou. ooh I like the way that's sounds rolling off the tongue....

Posted at 4:58PM on Oct 31st 2006 by deal

19. Number one rule of comedy:
If you have to explain it it either AIN'T funny, or you're Dennis Miller.

#19 You meant that "other" Lou, right

Posted at 5:07PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Lou the Jew

20. I meant Lou the Nazi page 1. He loves to hate Sasha cuz he's Jewish, shhh I think he's a stocker.

Posted at 5:22PM on Oct 31st 2006 by deal

21. I meant Lou the Nazi page 1. He loves to hate Sasha cuz he's Jewish, shhh I think he's a stocker.

Posted at 5:21PM on Oct 31st 2006 by deal

22. Stalker...the word is s-t-a-l-k-e-r!

Posted at 7:12PM on Oct 31st 2006 by hooknosedyidbastardsaysWHAT?

23. His girlfriend is smokin hot Isla Fisher, he must be doing something right!

Posted at 11:10AM on Nov 1st 2006 by kathryn

24. SASHA IS A GENIUS. HE'S HYSTERICAL AND ONLY PEOPLE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WILL FIND HIM FUNNY AND ADMIRE HIS WORK. THE OTHER ONES WILL JUST CONTINUE ON WITH THEIR MISERY...GET OVER IT!

Posted at 10:26AM on Nov 7th 2006 by TM

25. Borat was the funniest movie I have ever seen. Maybe you have to be a Brit to appreciate the irony. Seems it has gone over many peoples heads..

Posted at 5:27PM on Dec 17th 2006 by Jill

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