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Greasy Bear: We've Got Paris in the Trunk

TMZ's Josh Levine was back out on Monday night doing what he does best -- catching all the celebrity action in Hollywood.

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis hit the scene last night along with fellow Paris Hilton posse member Scott Storch at the Ripe TV Halloween party. The heiress, however, was nowhere to be found. As the guys got back in the car, a photog asked, "Where's Paris?" Greasy Bear responded, "She's in the trunk!" We hope he was kidding.

Over at Hyde, Ashlee Simpson made her triumphant return to American soil, heading straight to the nightclub just hours after getting off a cross-continental flight. Jessica's 'lil sis has been working hard in England for the past couple of months, starring in the London stage production of "Chicago." Ashlee, looking a little jet-lagged, rolled up with Peter Wentz of Fall Out Boy and seemed damn glad to be back home.

The freshly single Kevin Connolly also hit the club last night, arriving with a brand new mystery woman. Also hitting the town, Elisha Cuthbert, comedian-actor Kevin Hart and Leonardo DiCaprio, who tried to make a stealth exit out the back.



Tags: Ashlee Simpson, AshleeSimpson, Elisha Cuthbert, ElishaCuthbert, Kevin Connelly, KevinConnelly, Leonardo DiCaprio, LeonardoDicaprio, Paris Hilton, ParisHilton, Peter Wentz, PeterWentz

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16. #17 It;s the people who are the dirties,nastiest whores themselves who try to tear Paris Hilton down.
That's because they ,themselves, have the STD's and the dirty cuuum in their unwashed crotches., that's all they know.

Posted at 12:58PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Dore

17. Paris Hilton is lovely.

It's the posters with the STDs and the unwashed crotches who call other people names because that's all they know - they smell themselves and their cuum infested crotches, filthy whores!

Posted at 1:06PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Dore

18. That Scott Storch has got to be the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen!!!!!!!!!! He looks like a geek that's trying so hard to be part of the "in crowd"! Disgusting!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:12PM on Oct 31st 2006 by *****

19. That just happens to be a Bugatti Veyron 16.4 "Greasy Bear" is riding in. It's the world's most powerful, most expensive and fastest street-legal production car. Tom Cruise reportedly also owns one as well. The only thing in that trunk is a 16 cylinder 1,001 horsepower engine!

Posted at 1:50PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Leonard

20. DORE - you need to go the Dr. and get something to clear that up for you. Unless you have herpes because that's the gift that keeps on giving. STUPID HO.

Posted at 2:02PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Mary

21. One more thing Dore. Learn how to spell, dumbass. That's not how you spell cum.

Posted at 2:15PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Mary

22. lol

Posted at 3:40PM on Oct 31st 2006 by KC

23. bitch should have been in the trunk

Posted at 7:34PM on Oct 31st 2006 by SyLViA

24. Mary? Calm down, honey. That's how LOTS of people spell "cum". It helps them to distinguish between "coming" and "cumming".

Posted at 10:13PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Softly Speaking

25. PUT THAT UGLY GUY IN THE TRUNK ! I CAN'T STAND HIM...WHAT A LOSER !

Posted at 6:35AM on Nov 1st 2006 by CHERYL

26. BRANDON'S FACE LOOKS LIKE A HERPES MESS ! WHAT A LOSER !

Posted at 6:36AM on Nov 1st 2006 by CHERYL

27. Storch is being accused by his ex-wife of neglecting their child... What the hell is he doing with a 1.200.000 USD Bugatti Veyron if this is true ?

Posted at 5:01AM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Lord Snooty

28. ^^Ha ha! "Ex-wife"...Lord Snooty, Storch has never been married (he's come close a few times though). He was being sued for child support from a woman claiming that he was her baby daddy, a while back, but I'm not sure what the outcome was for that.

Posted at 4:09PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Star Power

29. Can Brandon Davis make his cocaine habit any more obvious? When is the last time you saw him not wiping his nose. Man the guy needs some help!

Posted at 10:24AM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Marie

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