Borat: Kazakh's Love Mel, Hate Syphilis

1. what has this borat guy done??? seriously i need to know cuz all im seeing is pictures of him looking stupid...... everywhere!!!!!!!!! what did he do and why do people think he's so cool? ihhh

Posted at 2:32PM on Nov 1st 2006 by ASHLEY

2. Haven't you seen the pictures of him in his slingshot bathing suit? He is GROSS, and it makes perfect sense that he guested on Howard Stern ............. birds of a feather.................

Posted at 2:42PM on Nov 1st 2006 by jennifer

3. Is he bragging about having syphilis 15 times???? Borat sounds more like a moron to me!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:52PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Punk B*tch

4. NOT the slingshot bathing suit!!!! thank heavens i havent seen those pics!!!! SICK

Posted at 2:58PM on Nov 1st 2006 by ASHLEY

5. wHO IS bORAT ?!!??!?!/
gET IN LINE FOR tHIS LIst ..........
1. a JEWISH GUY PRETENDING TO BE mUSLIM ...OR THE NEW POSTER BOY FOR BIN LADEN
2. wHAT K-FED LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT THE BASEBALL cAP
3. wHAT paRIS hILTON LOOKS LIKE AFTER A ROUGH nIGHT
4. tHAT STRANGE WET DREaM yOU COULD NOT REMEMBER
5. tHE GUY YOU WILL VOTE FOR nEXT eLLECTION
6. sARA eVANS SECRET LOVER
7. dAVID hASSELHOFFS SECRET LOVER
8. mADONNAS NEXT ADOPTION
9. nEW WAY TO TURTURE TERROR SUSPECTS
10 . THE FUNNIEST BASTARD THAT YOU WILL SEE THIS YEAR

Posted at 2:59PM on Nov 1st 2006 by kevinbgood621

6. OMIGAAAA NOT D HASSELHOFF'S SECRET LOVER!!!!

Posted at 3:09PM on Nov 1st 2006 by ASHLEY

7. He's a very funny comedian. You may know him as Ali G or Bruno, but his "real" name is Sasha Baron Cohen. He's extremely funny but you may have to watch his shows to fully understand why he's so funny.So many sourpusses don't get him because they fail to know true humor. True humor will set you free. Go Borat!!

Posted at 3:11PM on Nov 1st 2006 by deal

8. #8 "deal" just because we don't find humor in the same things you do doesn't mean that you're right and we're wrong. To each their own -- Howard Stern and Sasha enjoy a certain type of humor that I myself don't share. By the way, deal, are you wearing your matching slingshot bathing suit?

Posted at 3:56PM on Nov 1st 2006 by jennifer

9. Jennifer I forgive you and your lack of humor since you were probably pulled away form the plow to make that post. Borat likes you even if you don't have humor in your life. We feel bad for those of you that have not found humor in all aspect of life. We find you funny! So you should be nice or go back to the plow. Either way we'll pray for you. And if you're single, call me!!!

Posted at 4:08PM on Nov 1st 2006 by deal

10. jennifer is the source of all the troubles in this world...pass it on!

Posted at 4:16PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Its true, jennifer

11. Kazakhstan,
Sasha Baron Cohen,
Borat...enough already: NONE OF IT IS REAL, NONE OF IT EXIST.
I wonder how much TMZ charges this guy, Paris Hilton and "The Famous Guy" to promote themselves on this site?

Posted at 4:24PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Kazakhstan Tourism Board (Where sex with donkeys is allowed!)

12. Why yes, yes I am
how about you dear, did you shave down this week?

Posted at 4:26PM on Nov 1st 2006 by deal

13. Hey I didn't write post 13. Not cool to use someone else’s name you putz. But thanks for the compliment. By the way I’ll shave down there is Jennifer will marry me????

Posted at 6:10PM on Nov 1st 2006 by deal

14. Will someone please make Sasha Baron Cohen leave the country, and send him far, far away. He is a misogynist disguised as a wannabe celebrity. Sasha, can you say Andrew Dice Clay?

Posted at 6:47PM on Nov 1st 2006 by monalisa13

15. Deal you are naive as well as stupid if you don't know by now that SOME people on TMZ post multiple times under aliases, use other's names, and pat each other on the back -- they're so in need of positive reinforcement, and don't get it in their everyday life, so they have to resort to "fake" strokes from fellow, select $8.50/hr. losers like themselves, i.e. a nite bird, poster #11, et al. Tsk tsk keep jumping through those loser hoops #11! Bye Bye!

Posted at 7:22PM on Nov 1st 2006 by jennifer