Naked Women Will Flock to ANY Celebrity

If you needed anymore proof that celebrities, whether they be old, fat, pale or all of the above, have an uncanny ability to attract women, feast your eyes on Jon Lovitz.

The Subway spokesman was taking in the sights and sounds of Miami Beach yesterday, when suddenly two topless ladies brought the sights to him.

After enjoying a nice chat with his new friends (where Jon undoubtedly paid attention to every single interesting word they had to say without distraction), the actor bid them good day and got back to more important things, like enjoying the weather.

Good thing it wasn't too nippy out.



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16. I'm not the least bit surprised.

Posted at 5:45PM on Nov 1st 2006 by NYCMike

17. The sunburned one looks like she should have at least put on some sunblock. Those tits may be real but there but that is the reason bikini tops were made.

Posted at 5:57PM on Nov 1st 2006 by h8er#1

18. Puking chunks at my computer screen right now...check out the chick with the stars on her SAGGING TITS...WTF is wrong with people. I never ever looked that bad at that age...and still don't to this day. Dumb ass people. Fat ass chicks. Stupid.

Posted at 5:10PM on Nov 1st 2006 by nellie

19. my eyes had to apologise to my c*** for seeing that....it may need several days to recover......damn you TMZ.

Posted at 5:16PM on Nov 1st 2006 by jFp

20. Shallow, shallow, shallow! Listen to all the judgement going on. Jon is a personality that was approached, and rather than shun, invited a discussion. Whether he's gay or straight has nothing to do with the fact that he had a conversation with two fans. Quit judging him and the two women. And before you comment on anyone else's anatomy, I suggest you take a long hard look in the mirror.

Posted at 6:04PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Mike

21. couple of old ho bags thats just nasty!!!

Posted at 6:18PM on Nov 1st 2006 by boston

22. Nasty wrinkled old prunes! Poor Jon had those things flapping in his face! YUCKY!

Posted at 6:32PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Lolita

23. He's probably asking her what time it is. I've lived in Europe for the past 10 years and you see this all the time on the beaches there. It's not a big deal. I forget what prudes American's can be. I guess I need to try and be discussed by a human body that's not perfect. Get back into my American mode.

Posted at 6:34PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Samantha

24. I swear I thought it was Vince Vaughn when I first saw this picture.

Posted at 7:56PM on Nov 1st 2006 by laura

25. merciful heavens. i don't know about the one leaning over, but the woman standing up -- she doesn't have funbags: those are DONEbags. =:o

Posted at 9:57PM on Nov 1st 2006 by chaos theory

26. Shallow, shallow, shallow! Listen to all the judgement going on. Jon is a personality that was approached, and rather than shun, invited a discussion. Whether he's gay or straight has nothing to do with the fact that he had a conversation with two fans. Quit judging him and the two women. And before you comment on anyone else's anatomy, I suggest you take a long hard look in the mirror.

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no, no, sweetheart -- it's not less, it's MORE judgment we need. a lack of judgment is what results in parading around the beach in little more than sunblock.

as far as my evaluating my own anatomy before commenting on anyone else's goes: should i ever decide to prance about with all my ladybits on display in public, inflicting the vision of my pale, quivering flesh on sundry observers whether they wish it or no, then i deserve whatever censure i get. and so does this pair. or pair of pairs.

Posted at 10:08PM on Nov 1st 2006 by chaos theory

27. At first, I thought that was Tara Reid standing there.....could be

Posted at 10:19PM on Nov 1st 2006 by whatthe

28. Nasty nasty nasty. Old saggy boobies should not be pubically displayed.. Now, if they were old and perky that'd be different.. Good Lord! Just ick and yuck. blah.

Posted at 1:57AM on Nov 2nd 2006 by you can do better Jon

29. Am I the only one who thought one of the women was meryl streep?

Posted at 9:52AM on Nov 2nd 2006 by jack

30. I live in Florida, but had no idea topless was allowed at Miami Beach.
Anyways, I'm embarrassed for these two shameless bags, I hope they've viewed all the comments and take note for future reference.

Posted at 10:38AM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Lynda

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