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Naked Women Will Flock to ANY Celebrity

Posted Nov 1st 2006 2:41PM by TMZ Staff

If you needed anymore proof that celebrities, whether they be old, fat, pale or all of the above, have an uncanny ability to attract women, feast your eyes on Jon Lovitz.

The Subway spokesman was taking in the sights and sounds of Miami Beach yesterday, when suddenly two topless ladies brought the sights to him.

After enjoying a nice chat with his new friends (where Jon undoubtedly paid attention to every single interesting word they had to say without distraction), the actor bid them good day and got back to more important things, like enjoying the weather.

Good thing it wasn't too nippy out.

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31. I was just thinking the same thing....Meryl Streep

Posted at 10:37AM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Lynda

32. Because that's why women have breasts...for you to judge and admire.

Posted at 9:23AM on May 21st 2007 by fusskins

33. no, no, sweetheart -- it's not less, it's MORE judgment we need. a lack of judgment is what results in parading around the beach in little more than sunblock.

as far as my evaluating my own anatomy before commenting on anyone else's goes: should i ever decide to prance about with all my ladybits on display in public, inflicting the vision of my pale, quivering flesh on sundry observers whether they wish it or no, then i deserve whatever censure i get. and so does this pair. or pair of pairs.
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Dear Chaos Theory,

I agree on the more judgement aspect, but only from the perspective of personal judgement rather than public judgement. It's the public judgement that leaves a foul taste...because of the shallowness it unveils. However, everything you said I applaud, because you did not condemn the women, just the act. It's nice to run across a realist for a change. mlbrookins at aol.

Posted at 6:04PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Mike

34. Haulover beach is the most famous nude beach in America and it is in Miami. South beach is topless. That's probably where Jon is at. Slowly America is maturing and realizing that the Europeans have it right, that Americans should have a choice of going to a regular beach or topless or nude beach.

Instead of bashing those women, they should be commended.

You would be amazed at how many celebrities go to nude beaches and nudist resorts. The popular nudist resorts are in Palm Springs, CA Don't knock going nude or topless until you have tried it.

Posted at 6:08PM on Nov 4th 2006 by Tom

35. i hated the saggy knockers j/k iloved them

Posted at 5:38PM on Jan 19th 2007 by tyler lampy

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