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Dennis Rodman is Pathetic

Rodman Rants -- Click to Watch!Never exactly the epitome of class, Dennis Rodman has sunk to an all-time low.

After lunching with a buxom female companion at the Ivy yesterday, the former basketball star unleashed an unprovoked, nonsensical rant, detailing some of his intentions and previous sexual exploits, while paparazzi clicked away in agape amazement.

"All the girls I've loved before, I'll f*** 'em all. Every bitch that's f***ed me, like this one, I'm gonna give it f***'n hell brotha."

Rodman's clearly run out of cool. The former Bull looked more like an ass -- desperately trying to give up a soundbite that would draw some sort of approval from the waiting crowd.

Guess we have the last laugh... his t-shirt is funnier than he is.



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16. this dude is one gross mother f***ing drag queen

Posted at 3:28PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by pdiddy

17. #10 CLEOPATRA OF THE NILE:

I see that new shipment of hashish with opium came in...good job my Queen!

Posted at 3:29PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by The ghost of Nancy Regan

18. I saw Dennis at John Wayne airport a couple years ago. My helicopter flight instructor and I had landed at a charter business and we were getting some coffee while waiting for fuel. Dennis came in and started flirting with the girl behind the desk. He was waiting for a private jet he chartered for a flight to Las Vegas, I overheard.

He was as tall, but slimmer than I expected. And he was polite to the girl, with no foul language. So, the point is, while I'm not a fan of the guy (I didn't talk to him at all and I don't condone his behavior), his antics are all for the cameras and publicity.

Granted, his comments in front of his date were rude, to say the least, but who knows who she was? She was probably a paid escort (by Dennis himself) since he obviously planned to eat at the Ivy for a reason. And if that's the case, I doubt if she gave a sh*t what he said in front of her.

Bottom line, the guy is doing all he knows how to do now (since his ball career is over) and that is how to be a pompous ASS whenever a camera is around. And he is certainly not stupid in that regard, because rude, crude and "out there" is what's selling these days and has been for several years.

Examples? Jerry Springer (probably the original), various reality shows, UFC programs, graphic news programs, police chase shows, etc. And let's not forget OJ! He's a special case!

In fact, I'd like to correct the earlier post by "Leonard" that OJ is all those things. Compared to OJ, Dennis is an angel!

Anyway, you get the picture. This is what's considered "entertainment".

Just my two cents.

Posted at 4:17PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Tony J.

19. Cleopatra:

Though I agree with what you said, you speak in such an ignorant tongue! People would respect your thoughts more if you could SPELL correctly. That "DOYA IN AGIN AND AGIN" will do you again and again. Is it that hard to spell things out? Must you shorten every word to SOUND how it is said? Its very ignorant...

Ignorance is bliss??? Maybe Im the one living under a rock. Montana is calling my name!

Posted at 5:03PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by maybe...

20. My God CLEO you scare me to death with all those CAPS. Anyway Dennis Rodman is grasping at straws and life has been and will in the future kick him dead in his sorry, nasssty, and pathtic ass. This is a man who will soon join o.j. simpson and Mike Tyson as toe jam, scum and ass crack dross. We will wakeup one day and hear Rodman killed himself and think oh well wonder if it's going to rain or will the sun come out.

Posted at 10:56PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Lenn K.

21. 15 Sweet Nancy,

Oddly enough the gondola is hung up in aroc, i mean, on a rock.

Pure adrenaline fuels mockery, well at least it does it for me.

Blahg, blahg, blahg.

I like that u get it.

Breathe...breathe...breathe and JAB!


Ps. an unedited pontification of a rich man's folly filled a whole, well at say 50 wpm, how much timeof my day.? it took as much thot as rodman is worthy of. Caps, period, uh, oh letsopps, apostrophe space. iGNORANCE IS IN THE EYE OF THE INTERPERTER AND RESPECT WAS NOT THE POINT, caps included.

Posted at 2:10AM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Cleopatra of the NIle

22. Denise Rodman has to talk that way, or everyone would find out hes gay!! Hes as gay as a picnic basket!! Soon we'll be seeing him say " How could you guys not know Im gay, I wear dresses, makeup, rings in all inappropriate places and the clencher!!! I f***ed that drag queen MADONNA!!"

Posted at 8:05AM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Tina

23. Rodman is a tall ass playa. F*** 'em all. Amen Brother.

Posted at 9:39AM on Nov 3rd 2006 by JaysFan

24. What did his shirt say?

Posted at 3:21PM on Nov 8th 2006 by Kathryn

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