Bam Looks Like a Jackass
Either Bam Margera got caught under a flight of pigeons ... or he's the messiest painter alive. 
We aren't sure why Bam rocked the "I just lost a paintball fight" look, but if you saw "Jackass: Number Two," perhaps you can imagine what crazy stunt he attempted that created this splattered fashion faux-pas. Whatever it was, we hope someone caught it on tape.
