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Birkhead: Anna Nicole Stole My Baby

Is Bahama mama Anna Nicole Smith a baby bandit? According to baby daddy-apparent Larry Birkhead, the answer is yes.

In a statement posted on Larrybirkhead.net, he blasts the Trimspa Ma, saying, "I constantly wonder what kind of person would steal a child from another. I thought at first maybe because your brother was taken from your mom was the reason, but then I realized she started planning on keeping you from me all the way back in May."

In the statement, addressed to the infant Dannielynn, Birkhead claims he tried to go to Disneyland to cheer himself up, but the trip backfired. "I couldn't help but thinking, after seeing all of the kids, what it would be like to take you there one day."

Birkhead also promises to continue the paternity war with Anna Nicole until he is officially named the father. "I am ready to fight anyone and everyone that gets in my way. One day, you will thank me for fighting for you when others expected me to just walk away."

The emotional letter comes days after TMZ exposed a bombshell declaration from Laurie Payne, a woman who spent considerable time with Anna Nicole during her pregnancy, and claims that the former Playboy Playmate confessed to her in phone calls and instant messages that Larry Birkhead is in fact the father of her baby girl.

Meanwhile, Anna Nicole continues to recover from pneumonia and exhaustion. At her bedside at Doctor's Hospital in the Bahamas is the man she claims to be the father; her attorney Howard K. Stern. The saga continues!

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46. Gee, and after I saw him make a semi-intelligent little speech before his attorney spoke, I held such high hopes for the Birkheader to be a decent man who could be a good father. I know, I know, he did boink Anna Nicole, so how decent can he be? Only a pet rock would get involved with her.

Now it's just all gone to hell. None of these people are sane. None of them deserve to be the father. She doesn't deserve to be the mother.

That poor baby. She deserves so much better than this cast of characters.

Posted at 4:06PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Michele

47. Wow, some angry people are here today. Come on kids, if we're going to play together we need to play nice, it's Friday guys be happy! I'm just dying for the Wise Old Owl's comments on this. I hate to say it but I do find it vaguely creepy that he went to Disney Land. It's also slightly weird to me that he's writing to a baby, I am no longer with my child's father but I damned sure don't speak ill of him to her. I find that tacky & disrespectful, you don't ridicule the other parent to the kids, it will eventually bite you in the ass.

Posted at 4:26PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Mrs. Scott

48. Okay, I feel like I am the first educated person to actually respond to this nonsense. 90% of the posters in this thread are complete and total idiots.

First of all - Why is Larry Birkhead a bad person? Because he wants his baby? Because he is fighting for her? I only wish my biological father had wanted me! Why is he a gold digger? Anna has said a million times that she is broke. I think HKS is the gold digger in this picture! Why is going to Disney World bad? Who gives a sh*t? Maybe he really was trying to cheer himself up. Who are we to judge that? He wants Anna tested for drugs because she was taking them during the pregnancy. He wants full custody and he obviously has to have a reason for it - hence the drug test. He went to ultrasounds with Anna so whoever said he was out partying is full of sh*t. SHE kicked him to the curb when he started pressuring her to lay off the drugs. Then she ran away with HKS and cut Larry out of her life. Under the advice of his attorney, he has not flown to the Bahamas. If he wanted to make a spectacle of himself or get publicity he WOULD go to the Bahamas. He wants what is best for Dannielynn. So what if he blogs about it? We all blog about our lives! He isn't a public figure so he has every right to do so! The stupid paparazzi probably followed his ass to Disney World.

Last, Anna Nicole's son probably died after he got his hands on her drug stash. She is incoherent, a drug addict, marries 90 year old men for cash and is basically a complete moron. I feel sorry for her that her son died but I feel the baby would be better off with Larry Birkhead. If this were a GUY stealing a baby and a grieving mother going on FOX NEWS and pleading for her child - you would all feel sorry for her!

TEAM LARRY!!!!!!!! Larry, if you are reading this I wish you nothing but the best. Fight for your baby! You deserve to be a father to her.

Posted at 4:54PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Holly

49. All you people are just mother f***ers and are jealous. You talk stupid. You are ignorant. Kiss my faggot ass.

Posted at 5:23PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Tweedy

50. The baby is the most important issue big mess and sometimes it seems everyone forgets her health and welfare are at risk. Anyone that has watched Anna Nicole on the tube talk pretty much has a clear understanding of her state of mind. All others that put in there two cents using the media should be always taken as "Here Say" I love you Anna Nicole forever but Howards making all the wrong calls and dont do anything stupid please!! How come Daniel's Trust Fund isn't being talked about in this forum? Everyone say's the same thing she is broke right? Who would be the one that would be able to get a hold of that trust account upon his death? Howard leave Anna alone and earn your by working for it. Love you Anna
Kimmy

Posted at 2:29AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Kimmy

51. No your sister is pathetic as you are Larry. You are a raving lunatic, no morals or scruples that even bothers Anna at a time like this. YOU actually think that baby is not being taken care of , you are mistaken. If its yours so be it but you have as much class as my ass in your fact. You are an idiot gold digger looking for an easy way of of the rest of your life, you dont care whatsoever about that child, I hardly doubt it if you have any class or morals at all and you dont. So go f*** yourself you stupid pig.

Posted at 5:47PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Darling

52. This guy is so full of crap. LOL drug test so he can take the baby away so he can yet AGAIN file suit for money and child support, this would be absolutely on-going all Anna's life. What a pathetic creature he is, LEACH and tell your sister to BUTT out, shes pathetic too.

Posted at 5:55PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Cynic

53. Wow. A lot of ignorant blogs on here today. I see nothing " creepy " about Larry going to Disneyland. I am sure he would have liked to have taken his daughter with him.........but Anna has kidnapped her and made sure that it wouldn't be an option. Although she is a llittle young to experience Disneyland there are a lot of little babies that go with their siblings. I am sure it can be of some comfort to see what it may be like for him in the future. One can dream you know. If he keeps fighting as hard as he has been then he can make it a reality.

Larry didn't call the PRESS there to take "pictures " of his visit. And I sincerely doubt he has hired a publicist. There was a photo op to be had and some lucky photographer recognized him and got it. TMZ bought it and ran the story. WHY must you read something into this that doesn't exist ? He didn't want this thing to be dragged out like this. Anna was in charge the whole time. This whole fiasco could have disappeared IF ONLY SHE WOULD HAVE SUBMITTED TO a very painless,short paternity test. Now look what she's created ! What is it about that, that you don't get ??? IT'S ANNA.....not Larry.

What's wrong with him setting up a website as a tribute to his daughter that he has yet to meet ? I don't find that opportunistic. I find that touching and very sincere attempt to make sure his daughter has " a time capsule " of his feeling of devotion towards her, ( even though he was FORBIDDEN to show her himself. )

At least she will have a testomonial from his heart. What child wouldn't want that ?
I know if I grew up without my real father because my Mom made sure to sever all ties. I would go looking one day and want answers. HIs words of love to whom he believes to be his daughter only shows that he has CHARACTER and SUBSTANCE. Traits that Anna could never recognize or appreciate because she has NONE and the people who surround her have none as well.

What's this double standard going on here anyway.? It's OKAY for Anna to run to the press. Grant interviews. Sell pictures of her dead son and her brand new baby. Tell the public that the father can be one of many men. Put HKS name on the birth certificate. Corvort that baby in front of the camera for finiancial gain. While refusing the whole time to acknowledge the real father. BUT IT'S NOT OKAY FOR LARRY TO PROFESS HIS LOVE FOR THAT LITTLE GIRL. Do you realize how you sound when you make such statements??. All of you will be very ashamed of yourselves when it is proven that he is the father. My God. THe baby looks just like him. A tinnie tiny nose, light hair and much more of a resembalance than HKS.

Anna has done the cruelest thing you can do to another human being. She has robbed Larry of moments and memories that can NEVER be replaced. Father's have the same emotions and insticts towards their children as mothers do. IN some instances even more so. He just wants to love and protect her. ANd you are knocking him for that.

LAY OFF THE GUY. My goodness he is suffering his own loss right now. He has his right to pursue paternity . Just like Anna had the right to run that baby in an attempt to keep her away from her father. Please let's all be sensible about this. Larry isn't doing anything that a loving or caring father should be at this point. All he can to make sure that baby is protected and her rights are looked after. If it turns out some other guy is the father. Then who has he hurt ? Certainly none of you. He will come out a loser no matter what. So think about that before you slame this guy. IF he is the father . Then he needs to be compensated for the emotional loss and grief of having his daughter ripped from him without ever getting a chance to hold her. No $$ can replace that.

Posted at 5:57PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by the wise old owl

54. What grown man goes to Disneyland alone to feel better. A bar is usually the first choice. His choice was a publicity stunt pure and simple. And whoever said he would have liked to take his daughter with him, a two month old infant wouldn't have a clue of who goofy is or disneyland. Thats a place you take children who can actually walk to appreciate it. A.nd I don't believe that poor woman who adored her son had any thing to do with her son's death. Maybe the son went into her purse when she went to bed and took it without her knowing about it. Either way she is a very emotional woman who is suffering. FYI Larry: Anna is broke!!!

Posted at 6:06PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Dr

55. This is to Brandi C, Skank Druggie, Abby and Post # 45 Holly :

Thank goodness that there is someone blogging on here that has a little grey matter up there. I am dumb founded by all the negative remarks about Larry. This man has made all the right moves as far as I am concerned. I can see nothing that he has done wrong.

Holly, your blog was right on the $$. It was flawless. You stressed all the most important things that needed to be addressed to inform some of these visitors who need to be schooled. I've said this before . And I will say it again. Common sense and street smarts cannot be taught with a Master 's Degree. You either "get it " or you Don't........ And all of you do. Keep blogging. YOu all definately have something to contribute.

Posted at 6:08PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by the wise old owl

56. Larry has a two year old son that he doesn't even pay child support for. He should be taking care of his son instead of harrassing a woman that has just lost her son. Get a life guy! Loser!

Posted at 12:18AM on Nov 6th 2006 by Josie

57. Lord, wouldn't it be nice if people knew what the hell they were talking about before they opened their pie-holes and flaunted their stupidity? Here's a nice little fact for all of you who think Methadone is 'party-drug'. It's not. Methadone is a drug used to keep opiate dependent people ( which I'm sure ANS is, what with all the Hillbilly Heroin, Fentanyl, Dilaudids and other opiates she was adddicted to ) from going into withdrawal syndrome. Methadone does NOT give a person any type of high or feelings of euphoria like the others I mentioned above. It is a drug that was created by the Nazi's in Germany to keep members of the Nazi party from going into withdrawal, since many of them were addicted to Morphine at the time and it was impossible to get Morphine during the war years. For the Nazi's at least. That is why there are many, many US Government sanctioned methadone clinics all over the USA. They are there to merely keep people addicted to heroin and other opiate based drugs from going into a horrible withdrawal. In my line of work, I deal with this everyday and see some pretty ugly cases. At any rate, I just wanted to get this out there and set the record straight. Also, whatever you do, do NOT under any circumstances take methadone to party on. It won't work for that and you will most likely end up overdosing. People take it to get high, and find it doesn't work so they take more and all of the sudden, BAM!!! Their hearts and lungs stop. It is not a "fun drug" and it will not get you high. Okay, thats my rant for the day. My apologies if it pissed anyone off. Not sure how it would have, but I've been flamed before for trying to help people. Thanks - The Duke

Posted at 6:19PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by The Duke

58. LARRY BIRKHEAD HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG..BUT HE HAS BEEN BETRAYED BY ANNA AND HER PECKER-HEAD (HOWARD K. STERN) !!! iF THIS BABY WASN'T LARRY'S, THAN WHY DIDN'T ANNA JUST GET THE DNA DONE AND THE MONKEYS OFF HER BACK ??? BECAUSE PECKER FACE HAS HER DRUGGED AND PROGRAMMED AND ACTING LIKE A STUPID 10 YEAR OLD, WHO HAS NO MIND OF HER OWN ! PECKER HEAD IS TOO STUPID TO KNOW THAT HE IS UNDER SEVERE INVESTIGATION INTO THE DEATH OF DANNY...HE'S BEEN ANNA'S SUPPLIER FOR YEARS...HE'S PROBABLY GLAD THAT DANNY IS NOW OUT OF THE PICTURE.......HIS SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL FOR LIFE ! ANNA NEEDS TO GO TO A DETOX AND THEN ONTO A MENTAL INSTITUTION...SHE HAS SOME DEEP ISSUES AND HAS PROTRAYED BIPOLAR SYMPTOMS...ONCE SHE'S OUT OF PECKER HEAD'S HANDS AND GETTING THERAPY,. MAYBE SHE'LL WAKE UP AND DIE RIGHT. LARRY IS GOING TO MAKE A WONDERFUL FULL TIME DAD !! GO LARRY GO !!! WE'RE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU !!!

Posted at 6:23PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by CHEYENNE

59. Here's what I think:: Larry is obsessed with Anna just as people claim Howard is obsessed with Anna. Larry is no different; why can't certain people see it? He wants that baby because it is a little bit of Anna that he can have all to himself, forever, along with some of Anna's money to go with the package.

And about the drug accusations: Once Anna got off the drugs she probably realized that she did not want Larry in her life any longer. The bloom was off the rose, so to speak. Maybe Larry looked good to her when she was operating under the haze of chemical confusion, but once she stopped using any drugs, he no longer appealed to her.

Maybe Larry should just stick to his case and pursue via the proper channels without waxing poetic in an online journal that Dannielynn will probably never read.

Posted at 6:23PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Tru Katsch

60. Wise Old Owl, I am sure no one needs your patronizing flattery which is only being given to inflate your own ego.

Since you are a defender of all things right and just and are, evidently, a Larry devotee, read the post under yours by Josie.

Posted at 6:31PM on Nov 3rd 2006 by Tru Katsch

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