They Came, They Saw, They Booked

16. the most closeted lesbian couple in the world is back- come on ladies bring it public

Posted at 5:45PM on Nov 7th 2006 by hollywood

17. Wow, Dea, your comment speaks for itself. You are stupid as well.

Posted at 3:10PM on Nov 6th 2006 by Matt

18. Dea,,,, this is the religious voice in your head,,, time to stop blogging and being a buzzkill. Get off the computer and pick up a Bible, it is sitting on your right,,, you dork.

Posted at 3:09PM on Nov 6th 2006 by God

19. We have NO way to assess how much they're drinking or what they doing in their private lives or what they're thinking.
People with filthy minds are just jumping to conclusions again - those posters are the real parasites.

Posted at 3:10PM on Nov 6th 2006 by angie

20. Hey Matt, sitting by the computer and whacking off to pictures of Paris Hilton will make you go blind!
Some posters here are immature kids, afraid of their own sexuality, they're the ones pointing the finger at others. Get over it, adults have (gasp) sex.

Posted at 3:15PM on Nov 6th 2006 by Dea

21. Dea, you've lost me now. Get some help soon.

Posted at 3:18PM on Nov 6th 2006 by Matt

22. OTTO IS BACK!!!

Posted at 4:13PM on Nov 6th 2006 by CoCo

23. I THINK THAT WHEN DEA SAID "HARD TIMES" SHE MEANT WHEN THEY HAVE NO COCK TO SUCK OR NO COKE TO SNORT...DAMN THOSE ARE SOME HARSH TIMES AREN'T THEY?
WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO FEEL SORRY FOR THEM ESPECIALLY PARASITE PARIS WITH HER WONKY EYE, SHES ALWAYS TRYING TO HIDE IT BUT IT'S STILL THERE. YOU'D THINK THAT WITH ALL HER MILLIONS SHE'D GET THAT LAZY EYE FIXED, BUT SHE HASN'T GOT RID OF HER STD'S WHAT MAKES US THINK THAT LAZY EYE IS GOING ANYWHERE?

Posted at 4:21PM on Nov 6th 2006 by CoCo

24. Once a hoe always a hoe. Nicole stay away from the tramp

Posted at 4:56PM on Nov 6th 2006 by brenda

25. Coco that was a good one! LMAO!

Posted at 5:14PM on Nov 6th 2006 by h8er#1

26. How you doing CoCo, its been awhile, since I have seen you standing by the bus stop ready to throw a couple clones onto the short yellow bus. It is true, wonky eye Parasite is still oozing glistening slime on the streets from the snail trail she leaves behind. Parasite has been Dumb Blonde Middle School nurse's office plenty of times and our resident care taker Nurse Ratchet has tried to cure that lazy eye issue with bi-weekly physical therapy. Soon as it is getting back to normal, the clone takes her protective face shield off her helmet and lets her boy toys poke her in the eye one more time. These clones never learn their lessons. Remember CoCo, money can buy you love, get you plenty of boy toys, BFFs, good dope and a private table at any one of La La Land's numerous underage drinking is allowed clubs with an illterate blind bouncer. But the one thing money can't buy is common sense.

Posted at 5:34PM on Nov 6th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

27. YES OTTO, MY DEAR FRIEND I WAS GONE FOR A MINUTE BUT NOW I AM BACK. I ENJOYED MY FOREIGN VACATION; NO PARIS HILTON OR PEREZ HILTON ANYWHERE. BUT SADLY I'M BACK TO MY CIVIL DUTIES OF BASHING LAZY EYE PARISITE AND HER CLONES @ TMZ. I SEE THE SHORT YELLOW BUS' WEELS ARE STILL GOING ROUND AND ROUND YOU ARE ONE BRAVE SOUL OTTO. I THINK WE SHALL RECEIVE HUMANITARIAN METALS FOR PICKING UP TRASHY CLONES FROM THE STRIP. SCREW BRANGELINA AND HER PLAN TO ADOPT A BABY FROM EVERY CONTINENT. I'M OUT TO GET BIGGER NASTIER SMELLING FISH FROM HYDE, I KNOW OF A STARVING BLACK KID I CAN ADOPT; NICOLE RICHIE. WHO SAID I NEEDED TO GO TO NIGERIA?

Posted at 6:29PM on Nov 6th 2006 by CoCo

28. Dear Paris,
I love you Paris.
I am glad to see you are friends with Nicole again.
I look forward to seeing The Simple Life 5.
I am still waiting for The Simple Life 4 DVD.
I watch Simple Life 123 Over and Over and Over and Over again.
Hope to see lots more of you.
James L. Crum

Posted at 6:44PM on Nov 6th 2006 by James L. Crum

29. Hey CoCo, now I am LMAO, that vacation did you good. Next time you stop by Dumb Blonde Middle School come into the office and we will have the paperwork set up for you to adopt Niclone, she needs a a good home, where she can be properly fed real food, not the kind out of a Gerber's jar. Speaking of fish, the short yellow bus continues to troll the sewers lof La LA Land looking for the Firecrotch Gang Clones (Parasite and BFFs) and getting them the proper de-programing they need. If it wasn't for supporters like you CoCo, the streets would be running rampant with unhelmeted clones bumping heads and passing out in the gutters. Maybe, we could load them up on the short yellow bus, take them to LAX, where a platoon of Chief Bratton's private celebrity patrol clones (with Jen Clonastins permission) can escort the students onto the short yellow plane, where we will fly them over Africa. Once there, we will air drop them out onto the savannah plains, hoping if they were not eaten my a pack of hungry hyenas (not the paprazzi), they would survive long enough to be adopted by a rich C-lister (working on their 30-mins of shame). In fact, I think I will request the school board to sponsor the Clonerad Hilton Adoption Camp, where Madge, Branaglina and the rest of the wanna-be C-Listers can adopt these poor clones, who are in search of attention and an extra 15-minutes of camera time for doing nothing.

Posted at 8:02PM on Nov 6th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

30. I really like Nichol more !! With that waifer thin body from aneroxia bolemia she does resemble a teenage boy .........of course , of age teenage boy . And of course Meth , emails or stalking will not be part of it . I promise !!!!

Posted at 1:04AM on Nov 7th 2006 by Rep. Evangalist Howser Knight