Lindsay: "Britney Who?"

While everyone else in the world might be obsessed with the Britney-FedEx divorce, TMZ managed to find the one person in the Western hemisphere who hadn't heard: Lindsay Lohan.

At last night's Playstation 3 launch party in Beverly Hills, the freckled phenom was asked by a reporter about the biggest celebrity divorce since Brad and Jen called it a day. She answered, with a rather derisive giggle, "I didn't even know that, actually ... It's none of my business ... I really don't care."