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TMZ Turns One! It's a Celebration ... B*tches!

11/9/2006 2:59 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ celebrated its first scooptabulous year as the number one entertainment news source, and last night's party was completely off the hook! Star Catcher -- Click to Watch

In a giant star-studded bash at Republic in West Hollywood, sponsored by our friends at Svedka Vodka, superstar DJ Samantha Ronson absolutely brought the house down with killer dance tunes as circus performers went wild on the red carpet.

Shanna Moakler, Tera Patrick, Omarosa and "Paris Hilton" all took part in the festivities and walked off with fab gift bags filled with hip items like delicious Svedka vodka, stylin' American Trash t-shirts, and copies of the #1 animated film of the year, Disney's "Cars," among others. Our fearless leader, Harvey Levin, made a rare appearance that wasn't broadcast live from the TMZ newsroom! Judging by the bleary-eyed staffers here this morning ... blah blah blah.

Check out all the action in today's edition of Star Catcher.

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Interesting point    

only a sad pathetic attention whore like shanna would show up to a gossip party filled nobody's thrown by the people who bash on her she must be hungry or sumthin

2822 days ago
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Is it just me or does that pic of Shanna remind you Satan?

2822 days ago
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jackie    

STOP COVERING D-LIST CELEBRITIES LIKE SHANNA AND WASTED UP PORN-STARS AND THAT FAKE ASS BROKE PARIS GOD DAM ILL GIVE U GUYS SOME IDEAS TO GO REPORT AND RUN WITH IF YOUR HURTING THAT BAD..

2822 days ago
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all the "celebrities" who showed up need to get a clue.

2822 days ago
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Oh. My. God. Do NOT listen to Shanna talk, you WILL get dumber.

2822 days ago
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So when did Shanna flash Joe Francis for her t-shirt?

2822 days ago
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So when did Shanna flash Joe Francis for her t-shirt?

2822 days ago
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It would be so great if Omarosa bitch slapped Shanna's stupidass.

2822 days ago
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Interesting point    

Shanna, please don't talk. You're scaring the kids.

2822 days ago
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Well, at least I know what party to avoid next year...

2822 days ago
26.

jfp    

Yeah, well...I had a party in my pants..........


jealous?!

2822 days ago
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no pervs allowed    

School board officials are a little upset that Dumb Blonde Middle School was not mentioned in the article since Superintendent Clonerad Hilton was a sponsor of the event. Besides being a TMZ Birthday Bash, it was also a Dumb Blonde Middle School class renunion, with all the D-Listers and wanna-be clones coming out of the red carpet, and I don't mean Firecrotch's red carpet (if it has grown out). Anyone expecting anything less than a roomful of clones needed to grab one of the gift bags being given out and put on one of the protective helmets and grab a handful of short yellow bus tokens that were included. Many of DMBS' alumni were at event, including some current students, who we can't seem to get graduated. Some of the undistinguished alum at the party included Omarosa, who is close to graduating Dumb Bitch University, where she is earning a CA or Clone of Arts degree in milking clonebrity status. Of course Shanna was there, she is moving onto Beverly Clone High after this school year. The only reason Parasite herself didn't make it was beause of her probation status at DBMS for breaking Niclone out of the Niki Hilton Clone Rehabilitaion and Drug Abuse Center and taking her out to the powdery slopes of Mountain High. Other than that it was nice to see TMZ School District President Harvey Clonevin making his rounds and checking up on his past, present and future students.

Happy Birthday TMZ. If it wasn't for you, these clones would be working with F-Fag at 7-11 selling Slurpies to us free thinkers. Keep up the good work of giving coverage to those who don't deserve it.

2821 days ago
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Mad Balls    

Oh this is Tmz/Cooler....I thought I wass up At Cooler/TMZ ....Well congrates/Kudoes/order allready/fancy that ! to you !! I am very honored/pissed/confused/spanish to be a part of this grand/big/no whoop/cheap celabration !! SORRY.... I AM STUDYING FOR THE SCEINTOLOGY VOWS ..... READING AT TOMKATES .... IN ITALY . Sometimes I slip/drink/ramble/piss into it and it can be confusing . AHHhh ..Yes it was great but it all over now...yes TMZ its run out ... the Actor/singer/junkie/evangelist scum tales ...no more......NO MOREE K-fed/Mel/Rosie/John Kerry putting their foot/finger/toe/THANG in their mouth/YAP/TRAP/THANG ... oh sorry ....I have been studying hard and the scientology deal with burping the Mount of Avaltions sighs is killing ME !!!! ...oh you there Servant/K-fed/Kate/Tara reed get me a drink/joint/contract/PRENUP and HURRY/go slow / fart/ dance like K-fed while your at it . I LOVE/hate/puke on /eat/don't understand YOU !!! And I MEAN /lie/pretend-about /jokes' - on - you f' ! IT !!! REALLY I GOT STUFF TO FILL TILL 3003 !!!! KUDOS" TO YOU TMZ !!!!!! god Brit looks great ........

2821 days ago
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Mad Balls    

Oh and a list for you !! HAPPY BIRFDAY!!! punks!
What to bring to the first "1 Ders Dat" partAAHHhhhhhh of TMZ .com
1. Ask Shanna to bring those leftover antibiotics
2. EEEeeeeeeeeewwwwwwhhhhhhhhhHhhhhh thats' nasty right oh the bat !
3. K-fed imatator that has no clue TMZ is dumping him tonight !
4. Mel so he can get really drunk and insult Lew the camerman
5. Paris could not come cause she heard there was only one camera
6. Nichole ...EAT SOMETHING ALREADY DAMMIT !!!
7. Brit ... The girl is HHHhhOOOoooooTTTTtttttt again !
8. Xtina -- SHE SURE CAN SING -- anyways we gotta start something nows that k-fed is outa here --remember --Brit and her -- !!!
9. The Cooler ....Man what a bizzarro world it is ..thanks to the Cooler and TMZ I now see Celebrate news for what it is ....FAKE !!!
10. ABout 143,879,867 of my best buds FROM TMZ blogs --SHOUT OUT -- YEZ--- to PARTAH !!!!HEY EH HEY HEY !!! ...if you can't grant my list then the party probably suked worst than K-fedx on Sana Monica Bld.

2821 days ago
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TMZ_User    

Dear TMZ,

Happy birthday bitches and you guys F***IN rock. heres to many more yrs to dishin the celeb news and dirt.

2821 days ago
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