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This Week's Biggest Losers

11/11/06

11/10/2006 5:04 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

For Hollywood Republicans like James Woods, Patricia Heaton and Kelsey Grammer, this week was about as much fun as a root canal. Right up there with the kick-in-the-teeth experiences of these woeful celebs.
kevin federlineK-Fed: "BLANK the media, BLANK the haters" bellowed Kevin Federline this week in Chicago, partying with back-up dancers and a bottle of tequila after another non-sold out tour date. He might soon be upping the BLANK ante if Britney goes ahead with plans to give away Baby Photos #2 to a magazine like Vanity Fair rather than share the media moola with the rapper. In the annals of Blonde-Bombshell-or-Bust, K-Fed is already running rings around Nick Lachey and Tommy Lee. He may soon even topple all-time champ Paul Snider, Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratten's deranged ex. As Britney continues to defecate in K-Fed's direction (as in the dictionary definition "to become clear of dregs, impurities"), we have a new name brand suggestion. K-Fed, say hello to the backwards-spelled moniker Def-K, as in defecate and three strikes you're out, bro!

daniel baldwin

Danny Baldwin: Brother #1 will preach the merits of religion; Brother #2 will crow about the soothing effects of being married to a blonde hottie; and Brother #3 will disagree with Brother #2. But in our opinion, the PR herder of Black Sheep Baldwin needs to insist that this week's SUV fracas was all part of the unfortunate holdover effects of his client's dedicated, Method acting approach to his upcoming bad guy role on Season Six of The Sopranos. The biggest irony is that Baldwin was caught by police thanks to the GPS locating abilities of the GMC Yukon's On Star system, which is as close to the star system as DB will ever get.

Simon Cowell: He says he wants to sign Kate Moss to a recording contract; he was booed off the stage at a wedding because of some tasteless best man comments; and he went classless in Seattle, dumping not only on the burg's talent pool but also on its rainy weather. Hey, it's all well and good to wield a "Freemantle" on the Kodak Theater stage, but otherwise, it's just plain overkill. We say either up the neck size on those torso-hugging T-shirts in order to allow better blood flow to the brain, or just go all the way and get photographed coming out of Fred Segal with Corey Clark.

faith hill Faith Hill:
Maybe this lovely country star has the same joke writer as Senator John Kerry. Because no matter what your take is on the most popular YouTube video this side of Def-K's dose of reality, Hill's "What?" backstage shout out was about as funny as a Baghdad country ballad. Ms. McGraw, her publicist, dissed winner Carrie Underwood and half the stars in Nashville are all standing firm in their ridicule of the resulting Internet wildfire, but it would have been so much easier if Hill, like Kerry, would simply apologize for the joke not being funny. On the plus side, this adds a whole new dimension to the upcoming People's Choice Award category of Favorite Female Singer. If Underwood loses to Hill, maybe she can return the favor by mouthing, "Oh C'mon!"

chris cornell Chris Cornell: Finally, some good news for Madonna. Advance reviews are starting to trickle in for Casino Royale and so far, it looks like Seattle grunger Chris Cornell's title credits song "You Know My Name" has a chance of toppling the Material Girl's "Die Another Day" as Sir Elton John's least favorite 007 theme. Then again, maybe the ex-Soundgarden and Audioslave frontman's radar is just off across the board, because he has also announced plans to cover Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean" on his 2007 album. He told MTV that he has changed the music quite a bit but not touched the lyrics at all, so apparently he skipped right past the last line of MJ's third verse ("So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice").
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monalisa13    

Gee, TMZ, that's a little harsh regarding Kevin isn't it?
Don't kick someone when they're down, it makes you look bad!

2850 days ago
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Whatever    

EW! K-fag is one ugly dog in this picture! Hope the hustler crawls back under the sh*t stained rock he crawled out of.

2850 days ago
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Whatever    

k-fag has just earned a seat on Otto's short yellow bus.

2850 days ago
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Whatever    

I bet the reason why Britney waited so long to divorce k-fag is because she didn't want to listen to everyone saying "told you he was a loser user!" Lets hope Britney shoots some farts and urine is his direction along with the defecation!

2850 days ago
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STAN    

She got what she paid for. I don't feel sorry for her trampy A. When you get with another woman's man, particularly while that woman is pregnant, KARMA can be a B!t@H. The only good thing about it all is that the NANNY or MANNY will be taking care of the kiddos.

2850 days ago
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Whatever    

Why Britney wasn't smart enough to see through K-faggot's game is kind of pitiful.

2850 days ago
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Kitty    

Gee Fed Ex, now you have to shop at Walmart like the rest of us, ahhahahahahaha. LOSER !!!!!

2850 days ago
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Wicked    

No big deal if K-Fed has to go back to shopping at KMart...he'll get right back into the hang of it along with the cheap motels and his cheap tricks.

Brit was obviously on the rebound when she hooked up with this clown. She could control him...unlike Justin...she needs a man she can't control with all her money. Good luck Brit...you're gonna need a lot of it...because money does not buy happiness, thus a wonderful relationship with a good guy who will accept your children as his will be hard for you to find...even with all your bucks.

2850 days ago
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GOAWAY    

TMZ..... I love you.

2850 days ago
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shiv    

By no means am I a fan of Def-K but Britney did ask him to marry HER, and what guy would say no if he's in love with her & the lifestyle. She fell in love with a bum but couldn't see it at the time. Some people think that marriage will keep things just the way they are forever, I guess she was one of them.

2850 days ago
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Wil    

@Kitty

Your comment is far from being smart and of course human. Do you want to be treated that way ?

Wil

2850 days ago
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Jacki    

He had it made but he blew it! All he had to do was be a good husband and father, but that was asking too much. If he had focused as much time and energy on his marriage and family life as his non-existent "rap career" maybe he wouldn't be in this predicament. He has no one but himself to blame.

2850 days ago
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Rah-Rah    

To #10-Jacki,
You summed it up perfectly! Too much $$$ turned him into a big FOOL and he should've known better. He didn't care about Brit or his kids with her. He just wanted $$$$ to support a lavish life-style, and to hell with every one else, including his first two children with Shar.

2850 days ago
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Cream Pie    

What was Britney thinking? Love is blind, that's for sure. Maybe if the guy polished his image and went in a different direction in the entertainment industry, he'd have a chance. Wait. Nah, he wouldn't.

2850 days ago
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Jm16    

So who's the bigger loser,Federline or Mills-mcCartney? Who's the bigger winner,Spears or McCartney?

2850 days ago
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