TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

This Week's Biggest Losers

11/11/06

11/10/2006 5:04 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

For Hollywood Republicans like James Woods, Patricia Heaton and Kelsey Grammer, this week was about as much fun as a root canal. Right up there with the kick-in-the-teeth experiences of these woeful celebs.
kevin federlineK-Fed: "BLANK the media, BLANK the haters" bellowed Kevin Federline this week in Chicago, partying with back-up dancers and a bottle of tequila after another non-sold out tour date. He might soon be upping the BLANK ante if Britney goes ahead with plans to give away Baby Photos #2 to a magazine like Vanity Fair rather than share the media moola with the rapper. In the annals of Blonde-Bombshell-or-Bust, K-Fed is already running rings around Nick Lachey and Tommy Lee. He may soon even topple all-time champ Paul Snider, Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratten's deranged ex. As Britney continues to defecate in K-Fed's direction (as in the dictionary definition "to become clear of dregs, impurities"), we have a new name brand suggestion. K-Fed, say hello to the backwards-spelled moniker Def-K, as in defecate and three strikes you're out, bro!

daniel baldwin

Danny Baldwin: Brother #1 will preach the merits of religion; Brother #2 will crow about the soothing effects of being married to a blonde hottie; and Brother #3 will disagree with Brother #2. But in our opinion, the PR herder of Black Sheep Baldwin needs to insist that this week's SUV fracas was all part of the unfortunate holdover effects of his client's dedicated, Method acting approach to his upcoming bad guy role on Season Six of The Sopranos. The biggest irony is that Baldwin was caught by police thanks to the GPS locating abilities of the GMC Yukon's On Star system, which is as close to the star system as DB will ever get.

Simon Cowell: He says he wants to sign Kate Moss to a recording contract; he was booed off the stage at a wedding because of some tasteless best man comments; and he went classless in Seattle, dumping not only on the burg's talent pool but also on its rainy weather. Hey, it's all well and good to wield a "Freemantle" on the Kodak Theater stage, but otherwise, it's just plain overkill. We say either up the neck size on those torso-hugging T-shirts in order to allow better blood flow to the brain, or just go all the way and get photographed coming out of Fred Segal with Corey Clark.

faith hill Faith Hill:
Maybe this lovely country star has the same joke writer as Senator John Kerry. Because no matter what your take is on the most popular YouTube video this side of Def-K's dose of reality, Hill's "What?" backstage shout out was about as funny as a Baghdad country ballad. Ms. McGraw, her publicist, dissed winner Carrie Underwood and half the stars in Nashville are all standing firm in their ridicule of the resulting Internet wildfire, but it would have been so much easier if Hill, like Kerry, would simply apologize for the joke not being funny. On the plus side, this adds a whole new dimension to the upcoming People's Choice Award category of Favorite Female Singer. If Underwood loses to Hill, maybe she can return the favor by mouthing, "Oh C'mon!"

chris cornell Chris Cornell: Finally, some good news for Madonna. Advance reviews are starting to trickle in for Casino Royale and so far, it looks like Seattle grunger Chris Cornell's title credits song "You Know My Name" has a chance of toppling the Material Girl's "Die Another Day" as Sir Elton John's least favorite 007 theme. Then again, maybe the ex-Soundgarden and Audioslave frontman's radar is just off across the board, because he has also announced plans to cover Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean" on his 2007 album. He told MTV that he has changed the music quite a bit but not touched the lyrics at all, so apparently he skipped right past the last line of MJ's third verse ("So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice").
90 COMMENTS

No Avatar
61.

LMFAO    

Oh you may go" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- whew" now people but just you wait, like it or not some people do like this Feder guy, including me!! No, I have not brought his CD yet, but you know what I am liking what I hear, ARRGG screw you all haters I am buying it!!!! kfed now has 6501 fans now and growing,ha ha.. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHARRHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .......HAHA AHHHHHH!!!!!

Oh and # 41 LMFAO classic dude!!

2845 days ago
62.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Cool -- I'll bet you can get as many free concert tickets as you want -- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Whew --

2845 days ago
63.

LMFAO    

# 55 yeah thankx for the back up man, if you guys think the man kfed is a loser, then you try selling 6000 odd records... I bet you can't do it, man that means that you must be bigger losers than kfed...Aww I almost feel sorry for you guys now!!
#40 you own, and people who talk sh*t suck.

2845 days ago
64.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Maybe "Mr. Classy" FedEx will let you be his friend if you buy him some sneakers. We all know he's not too proud to beg for them. And, really, I'm glad he has 3 fans. He needs them. Personally, I've never heard of any national tour where THEY COULDN'T GIVE TICKETS AWAY AT THE BUSIEST STREET CORNER IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST CITIES IN AMERICA -- LOLOLOLOL

2845 days ago
65.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

LOL -- God, these 2 are funny --

2845 days ago
66.

jennifer    

#25 Frog - is that true, that Britney broke into his room and found him with another woman? I didn't read that anywhere. If it is, I'd drop his sorry butt too. I agree with other posters that she should do something for those 2 clerks who lost their jobs, doing her a favor.

2845 days ago
67.

WHAT IS THE RUSH    

PEOPLE SHE HAD A BRAIN, SHE HAD EYES, SHE WAS BLINDED, NOW SHE WILL PAY. EVERYONE COULD SEE IT, SHE COULDN'T. I WOULDN'T HAVE PICKED A MAN WHO FATHERED TWO CHILDREN OUT OF WEDLOCK ANYWAY, AND THEN LEFT THE WOMAN WITH THE CHILD STILL IN THE OVEN TO MAKE MORE CHILDREN WITH A CHILD HERSELF. SHOWS LACK OF CHARACTER, THIS SHOULD HAVE TIPPED BRITNEY OFF, AND REMEMBER SHE DIDN'T WANT A PRE-NUP AT FIRST? SHE IS DUMB.

2845 days ago
68.

LMFAO    

Now while k-feds album may not be the best record ever, I think that it may just be the best thing that has been released in the past 9 months, certainly in terms of depth, beauty and all round musical excellence....... Does that make me fan number 4 on here? Frog Level or anyone else.

2845 days ago
69.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

No, you're #3 --

2845 days ago
70.

LMFAO    

Actually I am # 6, peace y'all.

2845 days ago
71.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

"Ya never know what the Pancake Man gonna flip!' (To paraphrase one of FedEx's deep, beautiful, and musically excellent lyrics.)

2845 days ago
72.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

No -- you're 3.

2845 days ago
73.

LMFAO    

How do you know the lyrics??? You must of brought his record LOL!!!!!!!

2845 days ago
74.

marty    

from what i understand with the prenup, k-jerk gets 10 million from the divorse. to me, that is totally wrong. he should leave with what he came in with, which is nothing. if he wants that 10 mill, brit should deduct that from the millions he has already wasted and squandered on his 'music' career and partying. looks like he owes about 40 million to brit.
this guy will never amount to anything. all he will ever be is a 'backup'.

brit, if you are reading this, i hope that each of your waking days are filled with smiles.

k-fed, if you are reading this, immortality is thru a childs eyes. step up, be a dad, and the worlds riches will come from being a good father, not from the money of an ex wife.

2845 days ago
75.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Saw the sad fiasco on The Tonight Show -- I'm surprised, as such a big fan, you didn't know --

2845 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web