TomFat -- Mouth Wide Open

It may have seemed like a mission impossible for Tom Cruise, but he has gone and done the unthinkable: packed on the pounds.
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Ever since nabbing the woman of his dreams (and mother of his child), Cruise has definitely let himself go. While his bride-to-be goes from pregnant to slender (almost unbelievably so) in preparation for their upcoming nuptials, Cruise might want to make sure Giorgio Armani does last-minute fittings of that tux, just in case.

Indeed, Cruise and Holmes have favored Mastro's and Wolfgang Puck's CUT steakhouses for their well-photographed supper jaunts, and as their respective menus suggest , this is hardly low-cal cuisine.

All play and no work make Tom, apparently, a fat boy.



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61. I am not gay nor do I give a f*** about Tom and Katie Holmes but I just thought I'd check this site out and bash on the stupid people who get all worked up over a woman you don't even know!!! For all you know this chick is happier than all of you jealous slim buckets!! EAT A D*CK LOSERS! Old owl, Patty, Teddy, All of you ;shut the f*** up!

Posted at 9:02PM on Nov 12th 2006 by Rocky C.

62. Yea!!!!! You said Rocky!! I wish all this losers here bashing would have there life under a microscope. See how it feels!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:15PM on Nov 12th 2006 by Ty

63. You guys are too hard on the Space boy . Life is hard traveling between planets and their are so many reasons why Tom would gain weight ...Here are a few reasons .....

1. Sceintology premarraige laws require the eating of a cow a day
2. Not fat ... Nasty bloat from infection from Last visit to Uranus
3. Putting on weight for next role --Rush Limbaughs' life story-- got any vics?
4. The Moon people of Anteria asked Tom to emulate their king
5. Gaining Weight is not funny -- Losing weight -- THATS" HILAREOUS !!
6. Gained Kates' weight from Osmosis
7. DAily diet of KFC potatoes and gravy is just not working
8. New Spokeperson for Mcdonalds new ad -- Big like a blimp for a Mckey D burger
9 . what happened to that town of missing persons ????
10 . Ahhh ....... Hes' in Love .... WITH HIMSELF !!!!!

Posted at 9:53PM on Nov 12th 2006 by kevinbgood621

64. we can always count on you kevin...!!!

Posted at 10:05PM on Nov 12th 2006 by rachel

65. for all who left opinions, i needed a good laugh .... thanks

Posted at 10:12PM on Nov 12th 2006 by breezy

66. Looks like Scientology shills again, on #59 and #60. They certainly are persistent.

Posted at 10:43PM on Nov 12th 2006 by Hippo

67. do we care? poor tommy!

Posted at 10:55PM on Nov 12th 2006 by tim jeffries

68. Oh Lord...it gets worse. The photo of him on gofugyourself.com looks like Jack Tripp from "Three's Company"

Posted at 1:46AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Tam

69. Do you even know what Scientology is? I sure as f*** don't I just like f***ing with little p***ies like you #64 HIPPO fat ass! Get a life!!!!

Posted at 4:17AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Alleycat

70. Eat a dick hippo!! Your an idiot just like the rest of these pukes on here!!!! TMZ try writing an article on some real news a**holes!!!

Posted at 4:19AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Kelly

71. Sammy (#52):

I welcome 'wise old owl's" posts. They are very informative and entertaining at the same time. Instead of complaining about the "length" of her posts, shut your own mouth, read more, and learn more. After all, knowledge is power. Unless you're ADHD (if you are, it's time for your meds), there should be no excuse for complaining about having to read "lenghty posts." No one's sticking a gun to your head you fool.

Posted at 4:21AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Jake

72. Mullet? Are you Blind??

Posted at 4:22AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Sean

73. Knowledge? Is this bullsh*t really going to help us? F*** I better read more tabloid bullsh*t so i can get a real job tomarrow! HA you f***ing retard!

Posted at 4:27AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Johnson

74. Wise old owl..... get a life!

Posted at 4:43AM on Nov 13th 2006 by Johnson

75. I visited this site today for the 1st time and I cannot believe all the comments on here! People so worried and judging others. You all are just like the loser media stalkers with nothing better to do but talk about people you don't even know? I don't get it. TMZ should try to write about something useful not some lame story not even true that you younger generation thrive on!

Posted at 4:43AM on Nov 13th 2006 by LO

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