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K-Fed's Scrappin' For Food - Literally

Don't tell us that K-Fed isn't a scrapper – now that's he about to enter the poorhouse, Kevin Federline will take just about whatever leftovers he can get, solid or liquid, even if he has to sneak them out in his coat.

The Fed-Ex and his boys were at a Manhattan burlesque spot for dinner right around the time the news of his divorce became public, and K-Fed already knew his credit cards had been snipped and phone shut off by Britney. He had his $1,200 meal comped by the restaurant, and then, according to Us Weekly (via Page Six), asked the staff to pack up the leftovers so he could munch on them in the clubs later.

What's more, according to one witness, he "started putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles" and tried sneaking them out under his coat.

TomKat Wedding: Brooke In, Oprah Out, Beckhams Perplexed


The BFF-ization of Brooke Shields and the Cruise family continues. Not months after Tom Cruise publicly slammed Shields for her use of antidepressant drugs during post-partum depression, now, says Page Six, Shields will be a guest at the upcoming TomKat nuptials. Recently, of course, Shields and Katie Holmes were spotted yukking it up at a party, and Shields has forgiven Cruise, enough apparently to attend the wedding in Italy. Maybe she can bring Oprah, who won't be attending, one of the expensive towels Cruise plans to give out – even though O endured Cruise's couch-trampolining antics last year. Meanwhile, erstwhile BFFs Victoria and David Beckham are still, says People, scratching their pretty heads over a gift. And Posh is choosing between "six or seven" different outfits to wear to the big event. Finally, in case you really wanted to know, E! Online's Marc Malkin reports that Tom will be wearing some pricey drawers -- he got six pairs of GrigioPerla briefs for $315 the other day in L.A.


OJ: I Would've Made a Bloody Mess


Can you believe this guy? Just when you thought he'd disappeared, there he is: OJ Simpson is set to tell FOX in an interview later this month "how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes," according to a network statement. For some reason, Simpson has decided to tell the world what he would've done in the slayings of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, which took place in 1994 and for which he was convicted in civil court. "I don't think any two people could be murdered without everybody being covered in blood," says Simpson in a clip of the interview. The two-part sit-down airs Nov. 27 and Nov. 29.


Party Favors: Paris Hearts Harry? ... Nicole Beats Down Bypass Rumors ... Queen Goes to Bond Preem


Could Paris Hilton be stealing Harry Morton's affections – and getting Lindsay Lohan mad as hellfire in the process? Life & Style says that hotel heir Morton slept over at hotel heiress Hilton's house recently, and that Lohan hit the roof when she found out ... Nicole Richie took to MySpace yesterday to refute rumors that she had gastric bypass surgery reversed, thus explaining her (very slight) weight gain. She called the reports "ridiculous" and pointed out that the surgery is only recommended for people 100 lbs. overweight or more ... Queen Elizabeth II graced the premiere of the most recent James Bond installment, "Casino Royale," with her royal highness. It was just the third Bond premiere she's attended.


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31. Britney divorced Kevin to save her music career...
During the past two years she's been DEFENDING her marriage, going on t.v. crying and even Kevin seemed to be fed up with the bad press and the bad view of thier relationship.
Kevin once said that Britney was very supportive of him going out and trying the whole rap business.
So, it wasnt as if Kevin decided to do it, regardless of what his wife thought.
He had her support.
Kevin said that Britney said," Together, we'll coquer the World."
Is she that naive to think that the whole World would bend over backwards, just to run out and buy Kevin's album just because he's married to her?
Furthermore, when she comes out, that we'll all rush out and buy her album as well?
Where has she been?
Since her first album, which I only bought because everyone else was, she really hasnt been spectacular.
The media made us a monster because she clearly has no talent!
She lip synchs 99% of the time and she pimps her private life all over the media!
That's all she has amounted herself to be and I cant respect an artist like that.
Once she saw that no one was quite responding to Kevin, maybe she thought," Holy crap, there goes my career. Maybe, I should just call it quits."
Kevin seemed to be happy and had no clue about Britney's plan to divorce....She just dropped the bomb on him, like Jessica did with Nick!!!(At least Jessica slept on it and than they went on vacation to make sure if she wanted to really do it or not...)
You can tell Britney has been thinking about this great comeback for awhile.
STEP ONE: GET RID OF KEVIN
STEP TWO: HIRE MY OLD MANAGER, LARRY RANDOLPH...

Larry Randolph was fired by Britney. Now she wants him back and even after he once said," I did all I can do with Britney."

He sure did! He even had her pose provactively for Rollingstone magazine before the age of 18. She was just a kid and she was too sexual!

Than when she was of proper age, she pushed the limits....So, what's new? She'll just go all sexual all over again...nothing new.
She'll dance and lip synch and major in shockology....That's all she has going for her....career-wise.

Posted at 10:40AM on Nov 15th 2006 by jane doe

32. If someone, ANYONE in The Mainstream Media will talk with me, IN PUBLIC, about OJ Simpson and Simpson's Regular Limousine driver, my ex-in-law Rocky Bateman, who drove Simpson regularly from Approximately August of 1993 to June of 1994, and quit BELLY-ACHING about Simpson, and covering-up for so many others, I can PROVE that Rocky Bateman unloaded murder evidence for OJ Simpson.

Posted at 8:26PM on Dec 1st 2006 by MarioGeorgeNitrini111

33. #29 shut up Mario. If you indeed have proof, then why didn't you come forward to present your evidence at the trial? Also, if you have proof and you had it at the time of the trial, you're just as much an assh*** as OJ and just as guilty as that criminal jury (civil found him guilty) for helping this piece of human waste go free.

Posted at 10:57AM on Nov 15th 2006 by jennifer

34. #27, I hear that. I guess O.J. forgot about the crime scene, which as you say was a bloody mess. Not to mention all of the blood inside O.J.'s own vehicle. It still pisses me off years later this a**hole got away with this crime. I like Fox, but I think it's very low class that they would air something like this. I guess they figure the ratings will be good, and the amount of people that will be disgusted by it will have dwindled by now. Fox just stick to your cash cow American Idol for ratings, it's only like 2 months away. I'm still really surprised O.J. is still alive, I thought for sure some obsessed stalker or deranged person would have killed him by now.

Posted at 11:05AM on Nov 15th 2006 by B Diddy

35. OJ is a disgusting, low life, bottom feeding piece of crap. Even Fed-Ex has more class. His children must be really proud that dad's going on TV to tell how he "would have" killed their mother, when the whole world already knows the answer to that question. Someone should fit him for a pair of concrete boots.

Posted at 11:14AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Gail

36. Everyone with a brain knows that OJ didn't kill anyone. If the glove don't fit you must acquit. The dumb-ass cops couldn't find the real killer/killers so they tried to pin the wrap on the juice. Wake up people!!

Posted at 11:16AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Ron

37. Gee, my husband and I have been eating those 10 cent packages of soup for 2 weeks waiting for his check to come.

This nothing of a human is eating a $1,200.00 meal and trying to steal the liquor. I wonder what a $1,200.00 meal tastes like. He better not get too use to it, because there ain't gonna be any more freebies like that anymore.

Then he has the audicity to want custody of his sons when he is trying to steal vodka and tequila out of a restaurant after they just picked up his $1,2000.00 food bill. What is he going to put in his son's bottles, tequila.

I wish I were the judge in his divorce case. I would order him to be steriilized so he cannot impregnate half the population and then walk away without a care in the world and we, the working class, wind up paying for his children.

K-Fed, you may think Britney is stupid, cause she sure was when she married you and let you bring her down, but Britney is going to chop you off at the knees. You say you are going to release a sex tape of you and Britney, go ahead, it will only bring her more popularity and more money.

Remember, the person who can afford the best attorney always walks away with everything. You on the other hand, will get exactly what you have coming and not a penny more. And you can walking away a beaten down maggot that you are.

I can't wait to see the house of K-Fed collapse and desegregate.
Remember something while you are busy standing in the employment line, you spit up in the air, it comes right down and hits you in the face. Could not happen to a more sleazier person than you.

Posted at 11:17AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Dodie

38. To Jane Doe #23:
Tell us how much you hate Britney Spears. You're a retard to even suggest that Kevin should make money out of the "sex tapes". You're one sick puppy...

Why don't you marry Fed-Ex, create a sex tape and see if you can sell if for $50M.

Posted at 11:22AM on Nov 15th 2006 by justaham

39. #8-LMAO - Paris is no sloppy seconds, she is sloppy end of the line. That girls has probably a vagina the size of Mt. Rushmore, with all the penis' she had in her dirty rotten hole.

Posted at 11:30AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Dodie

40. Puh-Lease! Y'all act like Brintney is as pure as the driven snow! Yeah right! It is called PAYBACK for a reason.

Britney was DIRTY for actively pursuing a man with her wealth and fame who was living with another woman preggers with his SECOND child. He was not out of the picture in that family structure. Britney was FREE WHITE RICH and over 21 and she BOUGHT her a man!!!

Bubba and Raylene is what those two are. IF it were not for her money, RAYLENE BRITNEY SPEARS would be working the PIGGLY WIGGLY as HEAD CASHIER and BUBBA KEVIN FEDERLINE would be sitting out front of the double wide working on his TRANS-AM on BLOCKS while drinkig out of a JUG with the 3XXXs

Posted at 11:24AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Biotch Please!

41. Nobody would care about OJ if he had murdered two black people. People do it everyday. Where's the outrage. The guy's just trying to make a buck and keep his name in the press and people responding to him are obliging him.

I'm sick of K-Fed news...let's give it a break and then check back in a couple of weeks to see what's going on with him TMZ.

Posted at 11:24AM on Nov 15th 2006 by SouthernNYC

42. #7, Miss Honey,

Tom and Katie are not having a Catholic ceremony. It will be a Scientologist ceremony. I have heard this reported several times.

Posted at 11:30AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Susieq

43. We all know how OJ did it. We don't need a book or an interview of "What if's".

We also know why Tomkat is now BFF's with Brooke. They are paying her off to keep quiet about how Katie was NOT in the same hospital, same floor, same day as Brooke giving birth.

My Pug has a higher IQ then Paris, NicoleR, Brit and Fedex, COMBINED!

Posted at 11:33AM on Nov 15th 2006 by dean

44. If Paris is so keen for going after other people's exes, she and Fed-Ex should hookup - they deserve each other!! They can sit around and smoke up all day and share STD's. I don't blame Lindsay at all for what she called Paris - just saying what most people think, although it wasn't the classiest thing to say.

I am disgusted that KF would try to make money off of a sex tape with the mother of 2 of his children, and even more disgusted at the cash grab that OJ is going for. Has he even thought about how this will affect his children (or the rest of the families involved?). I think that it is just more proof that he did it - an innocent man would not have the stomache to sit around and postulate on how "he would have done it". OJ is one SICK individual.

If you feel the same as I do, please do the right thing and don't buy the sex tape, don't buy OJ's book, or watch anything on tv to do with these two losers. The only way to get them to go away is to starve them out by ignoring them!

Posted at 11:39AM on Nov 15th 2006 by coalharbourqt

45. What a glorious day. All in one page, Paris, the Hollywood Slut, K-Fed, gonna be a bum again, O.J., maybe he might just kill again, Tom Cruise, Mr. Svengali himself. I wonder if he channeled L. Ron Hubbard to attend the ceremony, Lindsey calling Paris a c**t, that's a good one, it takes one to know one.

And now the best - Nicole Richie having lap band surgery. If that is not the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of. I for one know for sure, seeing I have the lap band. No doctor, repeat, no doctor, not even in Mexico, and I don't think Nicole is that stupid to go to Mexico for major surgery, is going to perform lap band surgery and in 3 days Nicole is up and partying.

Even though the surgery is done laproscopically, it is still considered major surgery. And trust me, it took longer than 3 days for me to want to even talk to anyone let alone go out and party. And if Nicole had the lap band surgery, she would be puking her guts out constantly. The only thing you can have for the first 6 weeks are liquids.

What delusional person is making up these stories.

She did not need to have major surgery to loose weight, she can just be an anorexic like everyone else in Hollywood. She can still eat whatever she wants, and then just stick her fingers down her throat. Chances are pretty good she can wind up with a heart attack, but that is her choice and she and only she is responsible for her body.

Posted at 11:47AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Happy

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