X-Tina's Man is Her B*tch

Christina Aguilera got herself a man who knows where all the attention goes -- to her.

Sure, there 'ain't no other man' like Mr. Aguilera, aka Jordan Bratman, but he doesn't get nearly the same amount of press attention shown to his dirrty wife. While Christina set off flashbulbs as she rushed from her New York hotel to a waiting car -- not a single flash was popped when Jordan followed five steps behind.

Ever the willing manservant, Bratman even carried her luggage. Good boy.



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1. Um, that is called being a good husband, DUH!!

Posted at 10:52AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Jenn

2. yeah i agree thats a gentleman!!! go christina!!!! way to pick a REAL MAN~!!!!!

Posted at 10:54AM on Nov 15th 2006 by S M A S H

3. Good boy? Because Christina chose a man with his own career who happily stays out of the spotlight makes him less of a man? Not even close! I think she made a great choice. You want to talk losers and the women who choose them...keep talking Britney and Kevin!

Posted at 11:07AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Her fault

4. has no desire to be in the spotlight..no desire for fame.

unlike fed-x

JORDAN IS A REAL SOLID GOOD GUY !!!!!!!!

it was jordan who asked christina out for a drink.....dated for 3 1/2 yrs ,
HE POPPED THE QUESTION, ...unlike britney patheticly did.

Posted at 11:14AM on Nov 15th 2006 by jane doe

5. christina has britney beat when it comes to men, and raw talent.
britney makes christina look like EINSTEIN bar none!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:18AM on Nov 15th 2006 by jane doe

6. I still don't get why the paps are killing themselves to get a grainy, blurry picture of someone "rushing" from a hotel to a car. So the celeb is walking 20 feet! And then she gets into a car!! And speeds away!!! WOW.

Why would her husband care if nobody took his picture? Doing what? Pulling a suitcase? I'm sure he had better things to think about. And he does seem like a gentleman.

Posted at 11:18AM on Nov 15th 2006 by almost 40

7. Sounds like he is being a gentlemen and he is her husband! Why do you print stupid stuff like that? Must be a slow news day.

Posted at 11:22AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Aime

8. as much as i may not like christina...the girl can sing, and it is the real thing...unlike britney, who has her voice digitally enhanced just to sound mediocre. britney is as fake as they come, and it is so funny to see how christina is blowing britney out of the water...good for you!!send that b**** back to the trailer. stay strong with your man too...he seems like a nice guy!!

Posted at 11:25AM on Nov 15th 2006 by jride

9. Wow, for the first time I agree with every post so far. Since when is carrying your wife's luggage worth reporting on?

Posted at 11:40AM on Nov 15th 2006 by Buttercup

10. You can tell that this article was written by a man! Why the offensive title TMZ? You really take joy of ripping someone down, don't you? Who wrote the article... some wannabe reporter? Didn't cut it into the real news business, honey? So now you are calling someone with a real job and a real talent, like Jordan Bratman, a b*tch. This website is getting less worth reading every day. Oy...

Posted at 11:40AM on Nov 15th 2006 by sontzi

11. CHRISTINA YOU GOT YOUSELF A REAL MAN THAT DOESN'T SPEND YOUR MONEY ON CRAPPY STUFF UNLIKE FED-X LOOKING FOR FAME AND EMBRASSING HIMSELF

Posted at 11:46AM on Nov 15th 2006 by marta

12. I still don't know why Christina married this guy, gag me.
You know who he looks like..? He looks like that freaky red headed guy from that Tom Hanks movies "The Burbs" only with brown hair..

Posted at 11:59AM on Nov 15th 2006 by T

13. Shame on whoever wrote this story...how idiotic can you be? Stories don't get much more worthless than this, and on top of that, what did this man ever do to you to demean him like you have. Lastly, guy has his own identity, call him by his "own" name, please.

Posted at 12:21PM on Nov 15th 2006 by Where's the real journalism??

14. FED-X CAN ONLY CARRY BRITNEY MONEY AND SPEND IT ON HIMSELF . CHRISTINA GOT NICE MAN AND DOESN'T SPEND HER MONEY .... AND WHO CARES HOW HE LOOK LIKE

Posted at 12:28PM on Nov 15th 2006 by letmeknow

15. hey i like jordan good for him for being a good husband. not like some other peoples husbands. I hope christina destroys britney, britney has always been on top just cause she came out 1st and was slutty. I have always like Christina's music.

Posted at 12:38PM on Nov 15th 2006 by hahaha

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