X-Tina's Man is Her B*tch

Christina Aguilera got herself a man who knows where all the attention goes -- to her.

Sure, there 'ain't no other man' like Mr. Aguilera, aka Jordan Bratman, but he doesn't get nearly the same amount of press attention shown to his dirrty wife. While Christina set off flashbulbs as she rushed from her New York hotel to a waiting car -- not a single flash was popped when Jordan followed five steps behind.

Ever the willing manservant, Bratman even carried her luggage. Good boy.



Tags: Christina Aguilera, ChristinaAguilera

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31. I still don't like her music... her voice is inhanced too, she's kinda weak live. I hate that whole screaming in pain thing she does. rat-face + bow legs + insecure + wigger + screaming = xtina

Posted at 5:18PM on Nov 15th 2006 by ugh11

32. The man of the hour, the tower of power, always sweet never sour, LIVEWIRE, THE BLOGGING SUPERSTAR, is in da house!

How funny, Christina Uglyera's GOOBER HUBBY is as p***ywhipped as they come! First off, her music sucks! Secondly, a coupla years ago she's actin like a ho and now she is Doris Day (a closet ho back in da day)?
Then she tries to talk ebonics in interview, boy she is annoying!

How much ya wanna bet the ho is boning one of her backup dancers (some dude with a name like Fabien or Emmanuel)? Her lame hubby ain't no real man, the nerd!

Goober Bratman, go get a STD test! Betcha you got somethin' new!

LIVEWIRE, the online Dr Phil

Posted at 12:28AM on Nov 16th 2006 by LIVEWIRE

33. TMZ is just f**king cruel. Was this article really necessary? If he's a "bitch" for not being recognized by the paparazzi, it's YOUR fault, not hers. If you're so worried about his image, then just take his f**king picture next time.

As for him carrying their luggage, guess what? I'm not a celebrity, and my family DOES NOT have a lot of money, but my husband is a gentle man and INSISTS on carrying things for me--even groceries. He honestly gets upset when I try to carry things because he loves me and wants to feel like he's taking care of me. We've been married ten years. Her husband is just being a GOOD HUSBAND.

Get off their backs! You guys have been unnecessarily scraping the bottom of the barrel lately between this and calling Elisha Cuthbert a bitch.

Posted at 10:36AM on Nov 16th 2006 by Tracey

34. Why does Christinas boyfriend have to be a bitch? I am going to assume it was some dumb guy who TMZ let post that headline. A guy who probably still has hotdog water in a pot from like 3 weeks ago sitting on his stove and thinks burping outloud in public is funny (not just neccessary sometimes). If it was a woman then she is just mad because her boyfriend (not husband) thinks shivalry is the name of Britney's new perfume. Don't be mad because she is getting treated right...idiots.

Posted at 4:48AM on Dec 20th 2006 by Samuel

35. Still referring to Christina as "Dirrty"? That is so sad and shows a lack of writing skills, how many times has that been written in the past year, no six months (and that album was a few years ago!!!). TMZ needs to be ashamed and let me be an editor, then this site could at least claim some type of decency (I bet some idiot would say "Well TMZ is not meant to be decent!" with an actual look of seriousness on their face...gross!).

Posted at 4:54AM on Dec 20th 2006 by Samuel

36. That's a smart move. I think Christina has it where no photographer takes pictures of her husband Jordan whenever he follows her. It shows that Jordan is a good man by staying with Christina wherever she goes. He doesn't care for the limelight like Christina, and that's fine with him.

Posted at 9:52PM on Dec 31st 2006 by Preston

37. So...when a person doesn't like being hounded by the paparazzi, it makes them someone's bitch? Her husband is very successful in his own right and doesn't need to go spending all of her money to make himself a career or trying to leech off of her publicity.

Britney should be taking notes! Also, kudo's to Christina and Jordan for not turning their marriage into a reality TV series for the world to watch or flaunting it all over the rag mags! Christina and Jordan are successful people that have CLASS!

Posted at 5:02PM on Jan 13th 2007 by ~K.

38. Husbands do sh*t like that.......DUH!!!
And to #1 and # 2 very good judgement I completely agree he stays out of her spotlight and is a gentlemen, which is more than i can say for Brit and K Fed.

Posted at 12:43AM on Jan 15th 2007 by Straight up

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