A-List Hits Rome, Oprah Still Home

16. #14 I dont ride trains but I do get Miami rush hour traffic which probably sucks just as much!

So I wouldnt mind myself being in Rome right about now! lol

Posted at 2:26PM on Nov 16th 2006 by eli

17. Many wonder why all of these different stars are attending.
Well, think of it as a “Time Share” for the rich.

You know how we, the working class, get those phone calls, “Come and stay at our 4 star hotel in San Diego for 2 nights, 3 days for FREE”. Then the fine print is you have to sit through a 90 minute hard pressure sales talk, trying to get you to buy 1 week stay every August at a Motel 6 in Baker, Calif., for a small sum of $325.00 to be taken from your checking account every month for the next 45 years.

Well, this “Free Weekend” is for the rich and guilable. Tom pays the airfare, food and hotel, all they have to do is sit through a 90 minute sales pitch, er, I mean “wedding”.

During the ceramony, guests will view a short indoctrinating video that will atempt to hypnotize them to want to seek more.

They will then fill out the financial application giving the Cult leaders permission to run a TRW. Those that make enough money and do NOT have any heavy debt, will be offered a position in the cult.

Those that resist, will be directed to the debriefing room where all memory of the weekend will be erased from their conscious mind.

Oprah is a VERY STRONG WILLED, OPINIONATED WOMAN! She KNOWS how to think and speak for herself.
She would NEVER make a good candidate for Toms cult.

She was not invited because she is a strong PERSON! Strong people do NOT make for good cult members.
Oprah made those remarks about Tom because that is what she believes. She is NOT afraid of what Tom THINKS he can do to her.
Tom can only wish he had an ounce of Oprahs power.

Brooke was bought off by Tom. He now knows that she is a weak willed person. He sees her as a possibility.

The cult sees JLo as a lost soul. She is searching fer her identity. Is she an actor? a singer? fat? thin? a mommy wantabe? a no children superstar? Her hubby is a follower/leach. Both are very good candidates.

Posted at 2:34PM on Nov 16th 2006 by dean

18.
as I sit at my keyboard I can't help laughing at all of you....if you did not care you would not be on this blog! I , for one...can't wait to see any pictures...and I loved seeing Suri...Congratulations Tom and Kate....and I wish I could have been invited...and don't kid yourself..Oprah is steaming...at the public snub...Oprah really believes that she is an icon ......

Posted at 6:33PM on Nov 16th 2006 by jan

19. Those who were not invited to this nonsensical "wedding" shouldn't be too upset. Maybe they'll be invited to the divorce a month or two for now? As for where Suri is--she back at that Hong Kong carnival (she's a fifteen-year-old Chinese midget, you know) doing what she was doing when the dwarf-faggot's agents found her: running up and down the midway poking people in the ass with chopsticks.

Posted at 2:43PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Mother Godfrey

20. I agree with #13. Why does it seem like Nicole Kidman NEVER sees her children? Does she really want her kids to be raised only by Tom Cruise, who likes to jump on couches and bad mouth women who suffer from postpartum depression? With all the TomKat and Suri mania you would think she would want to spend MORE time with her kids.

Posted at 3:03PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Liv

21. You don't honestly pick Cruise over Oprah do you?
This wedding is a desperate publicity stunt....
and you're buying it people.
These "stars" are fools for accepting a free trip
from Tom so they can be supporting players in
his Thanksgiving Play.
The idea of marriage to Tom Cruise is repulsive.

Posted at 3:08PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Ginni

22. Show me Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, please.
Don't you imagine they are hysterical in bed together?
Think of all the noises and sounds they can make.

Posted at 3:22PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Ginni

23. #2 Jim and #5 Tommie Oprah was on a news clip just this morning saying that if she was invited to Tom's wedding she would go.

Posted at 3:14PM on Nov 16th 2006 by jennifer

24. Yeah..I like the pair Jim and Jennifer, they are hilarious apart, I wonder how funny they will be together...............
Oprah this Oprah that.........this board is hilarious..I dont agree or disagree with anyone..you all had me in stitches .........LOL....keep up the posting.

Posted at 4:01PM on Nov 16th 2006 by miapocca

25. I agree with #2, Oprah could care less about this sham of a wedding. I think Oprah will find something more entertaining to do with her time than watch this foolish little girl get suck into a world were she will no longer be her own woman.

If fact I hope that between now and Saturday, katie's parents (especially her mother) will try to talk some sense into her head. Help her to understand that the fairytail dreams she had as a little girl to marry Tom, could turn in to a nightmare.

Good Luck, Katie.............I think you are going to need it.

Posted at 4:51PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Edith

26. What a f@#kin hypocrite Jenny McCarthy is. Wasn't she talking crap about Tom Cruise and the stuff he was saying. What a joke she is. Seems she forgot about it. If she felt so strong about it, why go. Jim Carrey could have went on his own or not have gone. She also should have kept her mouth shut. Bet she'll be kissing his ass at the wedding!!! Stupid ho!

Posted at 8:24PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Rudy

27. Tom is such a loser! And Katie is dumb as a doorknob. Obviously all the celebs that have been invited are all desperate (like Tom) for attention, and even if Oprah wasn't invited do you think she really cares. Why do you think the wedding is in Rome? Tom is so full of sh*t just like his movies, wonder if he's going to jump on any furniture after the wedding ceremony?

Posted at 8:46PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Lori

28. Way to go Tom. I dont know about that the marriage will last but who needs that phoney Oprah at the wedding?

Posted at 9:28PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Joanne H

29. Hey watch it Joanne. Theres nothing phoney about Oprah, although I do think it was wrong of her to make those comments about a 'guest' that was on her show, and who was clearly over the moon for his lady. She should have just embraced it like she does everything else. If she had taken those stabs at my sincerity, I would not have invited her either. And I am a fan of hers...

Posted at 10:11AM on Nov 17th 2006 by Laurie

30. Don't worry Oprah,why would you want to be invited to be a witness at the biggest funeral of all time?I think the day of their wedding you should sit back relax and watch Divorce Court,at least then when next year rolls around you'll have some idea on how it works when Tom and katie are on it.

Posted at 12:08AM on Nov 17th 2006 by shannon