Prince William's Girlfriend -- What a Dumbass!

Prince William & Kate MiddletonWhy would a girl risk the possibility of becoming Queen of England by playing hard to get?

After kicking Prince William to the curb for reportedly having a drunken make-out session with another lass, the future King of England's 4-year girlfriend, Kate Middleton, has apparently come to her senses.

According to British reports, Kate decided to take back her allegedly promiscuous prince after having a serious heart-to-heart with her mum. We're assuming the conversation went something like this: "'ELLO!?! YOU COULD BE THE BLEEDIN' QUEEN, YA TWIT!!!"

Not long after she dumped the royal hump, William and Kate were spotted necking in public again. Why is Kate playing with fire? We understand the moral rationale, but think about all those jewels ... the tiaras ... the castles! It's good to be queen!



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16. i would break up with him. he is not that good looking,and he couldn't buy my love for all the money in the world. once again i say: cheating is the ugliest thing in the world, nobody should do it. king or prince or whatever:be faithful or i kick your butt :-DDDD

Posted at 6:17PM on Nov 16th 2006 by zsofi

17. Well, being The Duke, trust me, I know this family very well. All I have to say is, fie, for shame ye chary knave! Dost thou go cross gartered as well??? Apologies, just had to have a moment there. The Stuart/Stewart family is so inbred it's not funny. And you think thats an American South or Ozark kind of thing, trust me, the queen and progeny have it beat by many hundreds of years. I'd have to think really carefully about getting involved with this family. At leat William and Harry have some Spencer genes in them. Hope that helps somehow so they don't turn out like dada or Queen mum. Read up on the history of this family. You'll be very enlightened, trust me. - The Duke

Posted at 6:23PM on Nov 16th 2006 by The Duke

18. she'll never be a queen.
Is Queen Elizabeth's husband a King? NO

Posted at 6:22PM on Nov 16th 2006 by gaga

19. #11, sorry to say, you're wrong.

You CAN marry into being queen. The difference is in whether you are queen regnant or queen consort. Still QUEEN. Camilla WILL be QUEEN. She's not going to be called as such as it's already been announced that when the Prince Charles assumes the throne, Camilla will be styled as Her Royal Highness, the Princess Consort.

You can look it all up. :) Or spend years paying to study it like I did.

Posted at 6:26PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Mary

20. For all of you who are taking up for the late princess diana who i do admire for her chariable works and the princess diana beanie babyies, but if you were look at the history of how her and charles met you wouldn't be so quit to defend her. if i am not mistaken charles was dating her sister and she was going to be the crown princess but he fell in love with diana and eventually married diana. talk about a love triangle and betrayal. but hey i'm not judging or putting anyone on a pedistal.

Posted at 6:31PM on Nov 16th 2006 by teddy

21. Dude, you totally broke character with the "dost". That's 14th century, not necessarily royalty. Hate to break it to ya bud.

Posted at 6:32PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Moral Momma

22. Teddy, you must be the most foolish poster to date. I've studied the Royals extensively and your story of the meeting of Charles and Diana is rubbish. He dated her sister years earlier and she gave a media interview saying she didn't relish the idea of becoming queen. Charles gave her the boot and she was relieved to get it. He and Camilla were anguishing over the command by Prince Phillip that he "pull his finger out and get married". They picked the person they believed would be the most mallable, a virgin, pretty, and of good bloodlines.....and Charles began to date her after they met at a rural house party. Everything happened according to a timeline discussed in depth between Charles and Camilla and their plan was hastened when again Prince Phillip barged in and told Charles "you must marry her or ruin her reputation". Camilla was her supposed confidante in the early days till Diana tweaked that Charles shared more of his life with "the ugly one" than he did with her. She tried to call the wedding off but was talked out of it. The rest is as they say history rewritten.
Perhaps if Kate kicked William to the curb for dogging on her,she was making a valuable point. She is not Diana and certainly not Camilla and being in either pair of shoes is NOT preferrable to her dignity. I wouldn't put up with that sh*t to be married to anyone.
So next time you want to blow hot air..do it up your ass.

Posted at 6:48PM on Nov 16th 2006 by beth

23. Beleive it or not people there's more to life than tiaras, jewels and money like I don't know SELF RESPECT!!! She needs to get a back bone and stand up for herself. No guy is worth looking like a fool!!

Posted at 6:54PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Ness

24. And just why are we studing the royals beth? Are you trying to be a historian or you just have no life. I chose the latter.

Posted at 7:05PM on Nov 16th 2006 by teddy

25. studying.

Posted at 7:06PM on Nov 16th 2006 by teddy

26. I'm a history teacher and a writer of historical fiction in the courts of King Henry and Le Roi Francois.......isn't your time at the library computer over? Perhaps you should move along to story time. Yours was a lame comback as was mine....ignoring you is the highest road to take.

Posted at 7:09PM on Nov 16th 2006 by beth

27. Does any one really care except those without a life? My girls get on this and other similar sites and laugh at all the idiots that care.

Get a life and forget what all these little d. h. do with all the whores they hang with.

Always remember this, a lady would not have anything to do with this type of trash.

Posted at 7:13PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Keen Eye

28. Who the hell wants to be queen anyway? What a boring job! It's handing your life over for fame and money and then you get to wave at people and pretend your happy. Your life is not your own any more.

Posted at 7:23PM on Nov 16th 2006 by trinket

29. You have to be pretty pathetic to want to be with a cheater. King, millionaire, whatever--I'd take a guy who is faithful and loving over a high profile loser any day! But hey, If you don't really love the guy and you just want some bling bling while you fool around too, that makes more sense, but still sounds like kind of an empty and shallow life.

Posted at 5:44PM on Nov 21st 2006 by becca

30. Keen Eye....your girlfriend and you seem to care enough to come here...read all of it, and post comments as well. So are you the pot calling the kettle black? How stupid can you be to make such a statement when you are spending your time here reading this stuff.

Posted at 7:22PM on Nov 16th 2006 by trinket

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