Prince William's Girlfriend -- What a Dumbass!

Prince William & Kate MiddletonWhy would a girl risk the possibility of becoming Queen of England by playing hard to get?

After kicking Prince William to the curb for reportedly having a drunken make-out session with another lass, the future King of England's 4-year girlfriend, Kate Middleton, has apparently come to her senses.

According to British reports, Kate decided to take back her allegedly promiscuous prince after having a serious heart-to-heart with her mum. We're assuming the conversation went something like this: "'ELLO!?! YOU COULD BE THE BLEEDIN' QUEEN, YA TWIT!!!"

Not long after she dumped the royal hump, William and Kate were spotted necking in public again. Why is Kate playing with fire? We understand the moral rationale, but think about all those jewels ... the tiaras ... the castles! It's good to be queen!



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31. I hope Kate's decision to take him back was based on love (not on jewels, money, titles etc). For all we know, this was the first time he has done this. Everyone makes mistakes and they're not married yet. If he is good to her in every other way, then I think this one thing is forgivable. Besides, a drunken make-out session is not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things. If he has done other things to treat her poorly then I could see it being the breaking point. Otherwise, I hope that wouldn't be the only reason for breaking up a four year relationship.

Posted at 7:28PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Taylor

32. If you beleive in royality, you have been fooled by a family of liars.

Posted at 7:32PM on Nov 16th 2006 by No King, but Jesus.

33. Yeah, it's good to be queen, but at a price. This is the kind of situation Diana was in.

Good point, #10-Racer,
It was the wenches whom the King was diddling! Ha!

Posted at 7:41PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Gina

34. All the jewels in the world won't make you happy if your relationship isn't solid and your partner is cheating on you! I say good for her for at least standing up to him rather than not addressing the issue - hopefully he will smarten up.

Posted at 7:35PM on Nov 16th 2006 by coalharbourqt

35. I don't think she gives a sh*t about being queen rite now, thats a long way away.
what the heck does princess Di got to do with any of this.

Posted at 7:44PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Stan and Paula

36. Hmmmm, I don't drink diet coke, and if I did, eating twinkies would pretty much ruin whatever good that did. And if I was a cow - it would be hell trying to type. Oh wait, if an ass can type a message like that, maybe it IS possible.

Posted at 7:48PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Patty

37. Like father, like son. looks like a chip off the old block.

Posted at 7:49PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Valerie Herring

38. I don't think Kate will every be queen. Who's to know if they will continute to be boyfriend & girlfriend when they get older? My guess is she's the right girl for him RIGHT NOW. When William gets a little older, his family will probably make a choice for him (just like they did for his dad, Charles). That's how it goes with people like that.

Posted at 7:52PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Lulu

39. I agree with post # 36--Like FATHER, like SON--at this point and time in Prince William's life. If Princess Diana were still alive, I am certain that he would have turned out differently--at least, I would HOPE so! Enough to where he would RESPECT women. I hope that Kate dumps him at a later date. Future king or no, women do not need to put up with this kind of BS behavior from men. Period.

Posted at 7:59PM on Nov 16th 2006 by kat

40. and cows don't have a sense of humor either it seems. lighten up heffer, its not the friggin UN in here.....

Posted at 8:10PM on Nov 16th 2006 by racer

41. Who cares about being queen if your mate doesn't respect you. For all the times people complain about "gold diggers", here's one who's honest about how she feels and she's a "dumbass".

I would kick him to the curb too.

Posted at 8:20PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Melissa

42. Why would a mature William stick with a gal he has had for over 4 years...now that he is getting older his eye is wandering...he will not marry Kate Middleton. They were supposed to announce his engagement when he finishes his military school..but, I am not so sure now...All good Kings go whoring and wenching...and drinking....William is just getting revved up...after all his ancestor Henry 8th killed off his boring wives....Kate will get out of this with some stipend and her neck.

Posted at 9:17PM on Nov 16th 2006 by jan

43. I don't believe I read that he slept with the girl, he was kissing her. A far cry from a philandering cheat. Who hasn't kissed someone when they were tanked? God knows I have kissed a few people and lived to regret it. They are kids in their 20's they don't need to settle down any time soon.

Posted at 8:29PM on Nov 16th 2006 by sickofitall

44. Oh, yes, Kate, you should definitely keep that f***ed up a**hole for a boyfriend. Not only can he make out with another girl (and blame it on alcohol) but he may even be able to have a quite open affair and then have your ass murdered. Oh, lucky you!

Sounds like a real good plan for a few jewels and a cow for a husband.

Posted at 8:37PM on Nov 16th 2006 by Cadee

45. exactly Cadee!

Posted at 8:55PM on Nov 16th 2006 by beth

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