Prince William's Girlfriend -- What a Dumbass!

Prince William & Kate MiddletonWhy would a girl risk the possibility of becoming Queen of England by playing hard to get?

After kicking Prince William to the curb for reportedly having a drunken make-out session with another lass, the future King of England's 4-year girlfriend, Kate Middleton, has apparently come to her senses.

According to British reports, Kate decided to take back her allegedly promiscuous prince after having a serious heart-to-heart with her mum. We're assuming the conversation went something like this: "'ELLO!?! YOU COULD BE THE BLEEDIN' QUEEN, YA TWIT!!!"

Not long after she dumped the royal hump, William and Kate were spotted necking in public again. Why is Kate playing with fire? We understand the moral rationale, but think about all those jewels ... the tiaras ... the castles! It's good to be queen!



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61. Another fag with bad teeth and a horse face , not him , dolt ! Her ! God the british women are ddugly Mcfugly ...yiches . I know why elton is Gay now . Jezz , he should just f*k around like crazy now ( GO SIGN ) and produce as many Diana-origin grand -babies as soon as possible . American genes rock -- Everyone knows East coast girls are hot , I love the way they wear their hair----- Diana had two really things going for her --no not charitable works or hot candy ass legs ( I meant to say -- Teeth ) the English should wear out Harry and William 'cause they have the best noses and best teeth the english have or will have seen in a hundred or so years . Remember that when your banging horseass face Camille , will ya ? Chucky boy ?Dickhead .

Posted at 2:20AM on Nov 17th 2006 by Nasty Boil

62. WOW forget about Prince William......check out a teenage pic of PARIS...BEFORE THE SURGERIES!!!!

Posted at 2:27AM on Nov 17th 2006 by monica

63. If you beleive in royality, you have been fooled by a family of liars.

Posted at 3:17AM on Nov 17th 2006 by No King, but Jesus

64. guys, why make a big fuss over it... william is soon to be the king..im pretty sure kate's not that dumb-assto let will slip away just like that...

anyways, prince william, why not check the profile of KC (Kristina Cassandra) Conception...you 2 would look great together..no doubt!

dump Kate Middleton!

Posted at 2:35AM on Nov 23rd 2006 by dead serious

65.

Git de money, HUN !

Posted at 3:17PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Sweet Petunia

66. Trailer trash wearin' ah crown....Ya gotta luv it.........Gimme ah Bud, Thanx Bubbah............................Yawl go n chain da dawgs up fore they bite sum wun..


R them guys disfunctionul ur what ......................! ! ? ?

Posted at 6:20AM on Nov 17th 2006 by wink

67. Not so sure that Diana would agree with that whole "it's good to be queen" thing.

Posted at 8:36AM on Nov 17th 2006 by cameron

68. Tis guy the prince sounds like he's going to uphold the family tradition of being a total parasite.

Posted at 8:52AM on Nov 17th 2006 by Mother Godfrey

69. Yeah, give up your self-respect and dignity for money and jewels. It's ok if he cheats on you as long as you're rich, right? What a load of sh*t. She's a tw*t.

Posted at 9:11AM on Nov 17th 2006 by Caroline

70. So, she's supposed to put up with a bunch of crap like cheating from that horse-fanged a**hole just so she can wear a crown and be called "queen"? (As if anyone gives a sh*t about the Queen anyway). Whatevs. Horse mouth needs to shave an inch or two off his teeth and grow an ass before he starts running that players game. Gawd, his teeth are so huge it looks as if he can't close his trap and when he smiles, I swear I can see a small village of third world citizens living in his gullet. He's such a f***ing ugly tosser...

Posted at 9:32AM on Nov 17th 2006 by Jane

71. William started out so cute; looking so much like his mom. Now his father's ungodly ugly looks have taken over his face and his dad's lack of morality seems to have eaten away at his brain. No girl should have to put up with cheating just to achieve some sort of social status that includes having your entire life run by the royal family. She should have kicked him in his tiny nuts and left it at that. He looks like Mr. Ed; she can do better!

Posted at 9:37AM on Nov 17th 2006 by Marlo B

72. She was actually quite BRILLIANT dumping him for being an azz...what woman with ANY self respect wouldn't? AND, what man respects ANY woman with no self respect? The girl had no choice but to dump him..TO KEEP HIM!

Posted at 9:59AM on Nov 17th 2006 by Angela

73. You mean that kid, the one that went from looking like his mum to now looking like his step-mum, had the audacity to cheat on that cute girl? Neigh neigh horse boy. Take a look in the mirror. Your father's inbred genetics are catching up with you...FAST! He'd be better off just marrying one of his cousins. I'm sure he's been intimate with more than one of them anyway. God, I hate the "royals". They are the epitome of perceived elegance when they are nothing more than wealthy white trash with pleasant accents.

Posted at 9:59AM on Nov 17th 2006 by StupidF***ingRoyals

74. "Ya bleeding twit" ? wow...that was the most ridiculous attempt at impersonating how the british speak ive ever seen/read. You americans really think highly of yourselves huh.

Posted at 12:26PM on Nov 17th 2006 by faridz

75. I prefer Harry myself, always have, always will.

Posted at 11:07AM on Nov 17th 2006 by Trinity

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