Prince William's Girlfriend -- What a Dumbass!

Prince William & Kate MiddletonWhy would a girl risk the possibility of becoming Queen of England by playing hard to get?

After kicking Prince William to the curb for reportedly having a drunken make-out session with another lass, the future King of England's 4-year girlfriend, Kate Middleton, has apparently come to her senses.

According to British reports, Kate decided to take back her allegedly promiscuous prince after having a serious heart-to-heart with her mum. We're assuming the conversation went something like this: "'ELLO!?! YOU COULD BE THE BLEEDIN' QUEEN, YA TWIT!!!"

Not long after she dumped the royal hump, William and Kate were spotted necking in public again. Why is Kate playing with fire? We understand the moral rationale, but think about all those jewels ... the tiaras ... the castles! It's good to be queen!



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76. She's smarter than that whole royal family put together!

Posted at 2:16PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Mary

77. #11, TED? BEFORE YOU CALL PEOPLE RETARDS, CHECK YOUR INFO. My husband is British, so I've gotten this info from someone who knows about it. YES, A WOMAN CAN MARRY INTO BEING A QUEEN. Men cannot, however, marry into being a KING. The current Queen Elizabeth's husband can't be King Philip, he is called PRINCE Philip, or he is also known as the Queen Consort. But women are called Queen when they marry. For example, the current Queen, Elizabeth, her father was called King George, and while he ruled, his wife was Queen . Once the King died, his wife of course could not rule, so she lost her title of Queen and she became known as the Queen Mother, and their daughter officially became Queen. So someone who marries into the royal family will NEVER rule, but women CAN get the title of Queen, until her husband, the King dies.

WHO'S THE RETARD NOW, YOU RETARD?

Posted at 12:41PM on Nov 17th 2006 by teeks

78. Just want to say one thing....his girlfriend of FOUR YEARS..he knows exactly what he's doing.

Posted at 1:27PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Country Fan

79. Yes I would do anything to be queen, I would have diamonds, jewels and I would hang out with famous people, and travel to exotic places. Yes that will make me such a happy girl. I will never have to think for myself. Never think about making a contribution to the world. Never think about my true lifes work. Just diamonds rubies and sapphires that's all I need to become a complete human being.

Yes smart girl indeed!
Wake up people.

Posted at 1:26PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Dasha

80. It's a shame that the "dim bulb" Diana's worst fear has come to pass: both of her offspring have become full blood Windsors to the bone! Harry is a nazi nutcase like his great uncle, Edward VIII, William is as loyal a boyfriend as his father Charles was loyal a husband! Diana's worst fear has come to pass! If William can't keep his royal nickers on now, he certainly won't when he's married. William doesn't have to "sow any wild oats" he can do that in marrage or out of marrage. Maybe the lad is getting cold feet and although he loves Kate, maybe he's afraid. After all, he had a front row seat to all his parents rows over the years. Maybe he's gun shy about the whole thing. Everybody jumped to conclusions about the 2 of them anyway. But that's the "baggage" that comes with the Firm! Diana was correct in all her thoughts, emotions and assumptions. She was always right...

Posted at 3:56PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Di Fan

81. Both of them are ugly. Yes they are.

Posted at 6:13PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Is everybody blind?????

82. I saw a full page close up of Kate Middleton in an European magazine.

Hate to tell you this, but girlfriend is one ugly thing up close.

There is a good reason why you never see anything other than tiny tiny pictures of that face.

Oh, and William is getting uglier by the day too.

Neither are a prize.

Posted at 9:44PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Rebecca de Winter

83. Americans! There hasn't been a Queen or King of England for 300 years!!!! ARGH! When will you learn?! The Monarch is the Queen/King of the UNITED KINGDOM!

Posted at 12:32PM on Nov 18th 2006 by Adam, UK

84. Uhhh, #80, Ruby? Check out post #73 before you start agreeing with #11.

Posted at 6:11PM on Nov 18th 2006 by teeks

85. I think Prince william should not marry this early age. Kate is not that pretty and william should have learned from his mom.

Posted at 4:01PM on Nov 30th 2006 by td

86. Kate is a dumbass

Posted at 5:32PM on Dec 9th 2006 by Sarah

87. First of all, the article says "reportedly having a drunken make-out session with another lass" and "allegedly promiscuous prince" ever consider (and I know this is absolute taaoo because the WOMAN would never be in the wrong) this would not be the first false accusation made against another person. Many relationshipd break up over presumed guilt. Ana as for Diana and Charles, well he wasn't the only one riding another camel. Oh and as for titles, If a man marries the reigning Monarch they become Price but if a woman marries a reigning Monarch they do indeed become Queen.

Posted at 4:12PM on Dec 15th 2006 by Tom

88. #87 is correct - Any female (royal or not) who marries a King (or a man who will eventually become King) will become Queen after the husband is crowned King. The male will become the Prince consort. The reason for this is because a King outranks a Queen and the royal family (any royal family really) doesn't want a man who marries into the family to outrank his wife who was born into royalty - it's all about primogeniture. That is why Queen Elizabeth's three sons - Charles, Andrew, and Edward would have taken the throne before her daughter (prior to any of them getting married and having kids) even though the daughter Anne was the second born after Charles.

Posted at 11:22PM on Dec 15th 2006 by Shelly

89. SHe reeps what she has sown.....What does this girl expect. Most people are not getting married till they have some fun and maybe consider when they are 30 something...This girl saw something good back in college..and wants to be rich and a queen...or atleast richer....they all come from money....she and william moved directly in after school and she put a leash on him to control and have him.....he IS still goodlooking and is very wealthy and famous WHY the hell else shouldn't he be free to date around and see whats going on in the world....Millions of men do it everyday...why not william before he thinks about marriage and a family way down the road.......she's greedy and needs to let wil out to play and let some other girls get a turn....greedy greedy wench.....

Posted at 9:13PM on Dec 16th 2006 by Yesss

90. Do you honestly think at 25 this girl is worried about becoming queen? So much so that she would put up with this kind of crap? How come we are all so quick to believe the rumours....perhaps the truth is they love each other, and realise that perhaps they should wait until they are really ready to marry. In the meantime, the media will churn up rumour and innuendo to keep us all interested. She seems like a nice girl, she has a college degree ,so she can probably read and write, unlike most of the party girls in America, and is able to go out in public without showing us her underwear (or lack thereof). If only we had 10 Kate's here instead of Paris, Lindsay and Paris...

Posted at 3:48PM on Dec 17th 2006 by R U Kidding me?

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