Prince William's Girlfriend -- What a Dumbass!

Prince William & Kate MiddletonWhy would a girl risk the possibility of becoming Queen of England by playing hard to get?

After kicking Prince William to the curb for reportedly having a drunken make-out session with another lass, the future King of England's 4-year girlfriend, Kate Middleton, has apparently come to her senses.

According to British reports, Kate decided to take back her allegedly promiscuous prince after having a serious heart-to-heart with her mum. We're assuming the conversation went something like this: "'ELLO!?! YOU COULD BE THE BLEEDIN' QUEEN, YA TWIT!!!"

Not long after she dumped the royal hump, William and Kate were spotted necking in public again. Why is Kate playing with fire? We understand the moral rationale, but think about all those jewels ... the tiaras ... the castles! It's good to be queen!



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91. That marriage like most others will be full of lies, cheating and sneaking around. It's quite normal in this day and age. What many people fail to know, is that their are not many absolute content marriages out there. It could be the husband or the wife cheating, or, it could be both, thinking that they are fooling the other. It happens all the time. I know of several marriages where the spouses are cheating on each other, but they stay married because of the convenience and also the consequences of a divorce.

Posted at 8:54PM on Dec 25th 2006 by Think about it

92. What terrible things to say! For the sake of the argument, let's say that the prince was snogging another girl. WHY would any self-respecting woman in the whole world want to sell her personal happiness and pride down the river just for the chance of being some powerless figurehead's Number 2?

Posted at 5:24PM on Jan 16th 2007 by Sara Pulis

93. Update to #78: Queens cannot make Kings, but Kings have QUEEN CONSORTS. Spend a mintue NOT staring at celebrity gossip sites and read a friggin' history book for a change. Elizabeth II's mother was QUEEN ELIZABETH - she isn't numbered because she was not the monarch. Her grandmother was QUEEN MARY. Her great-grandmother was QUEEN ALEXANDRA and so on.

Posted at 5:25PM on Jan 16th 2007 by Sara Pulis

94. they dont look gud tugeder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
they wont be married.im xur of that............
wel if they really love each other.................
wel........sori to ol other lass out ther hu wish to be with the next prince.......................

i love you prince william!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:29AM on Jan 19th 2007 by mae

95. Everyone in my country adores the Royal Family of England. Prince William is very famous here in the Philippines. We like Prince William to have the best lady for him someone that he can be proud of and is worthy to carry his name.

Posted at 12:51AM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Donna

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