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Prince William's Girlfriend

What a Dumbass!

11/16/2006 7:29 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Kate_Will SplitWhy would a girl risk the possibility of becoming Queen of England by playing hard to get?

After kicking Prince William to the curb for reportedly having a drunken make-out session with another lass, the future King of England's 4-year girlfriend, Kate Middleton, has apparently come to her senses.

According to British reports, Kate decided to take back her allegedly promiscuous prince after having a serious heart-to-heart with her mum. We're assuming the conversation went something like this: "'ELLO!?! YOU COULD BE THE BLEEDIN' QUEEN, YA TWIT!!!"

Not long after she dumped the royal hump, William and Kate were spotted necking in public again. Why is Kate playing with fire? We understand the moral rationale, but think about all those jewels ... the tiaras ... the castles! It's good to be queen!

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teeks    

Uhhh, #80, Ruby? Check out post #73 before you start agreeing with #11.

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Bosss    

I think Kate Middleton is so ugly, those thin lips and ravaged face are big factors of her not ageing well, she looks to be in her early forties. She looks very old for her age, there are more beautiful women who are a little older than her but who look younger and prettier. Kate looks very gaunt, not thin but gaunt of late. Prince William looks to be a poofter but maybe that is how the upper class act. I think Prince Charles is a doddery old fool whom that old, ugly, jowely bag, Camilla (rottwieler) managed to snare, Prince Charles is a victim in all this due to his dullard ways. Prince William is too much a religious zealout and not modern enough for my liking. Harry is the most likeable.

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