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Forget LaFave -- Alba Rules!!

Posted Nov 17th 2006 1:48PM by TMZ Staff

The American people have spoken, and they want gorgeous Jessica Alba to teach them a lesson!

In an online poll conducted by the National Education Association, Ms. Alba came out on top as the celebrity that people would most want to see substitute teach for a day. Detention never sounded so good.

Here's a reason to bring back corporal punishment!

Jessica and her A+ curves received more votes than Oprah and Angelina Jolie; apparently, philanthropy doesn't hold a candle to six-pack abs. Think of the extra-curricular activities!

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16. Some women need unhealthy habits to be skinny and others are naturally that way. It appears that Alba just has a naturally thin physique and is in fine health. I think she is a beautiful women and always looks great.

Posted at 11:12AM on Nov 22nd 2006 by GeorgeBush

17. Everyone's so ready to blame the celebrities themselves for "starving themselves" to being so skinny, when it's really outside pressure to be so thin. Probably most of the people here are basing most of their "too skinny" comments on this picture or pictures like this (done professionally). I don't care how skinny you are, after these pictures are taken there's usually someone airbrushing it so the people look even thinner. Jessica probably isn't that thin in real life and the pose stretches out everything. Everything about celebrities pictures is an attempt to make them look thinner. To number 5, natural selection doesn't work for being skinny, being skinny isn't a need of life, it's a need for of society (excuse me if that doesn't make sense to anyone reading this). And to number 9, that wasn't nessesary. Just because someone (in particular, female) is opinionated about something, doesn't mean it's because they believe/ look/ act otherwise. Anyways, I'm done.

Posted at 4:04PM on Nov 26th 2006 by Monica

18. she is so hot she would be the best sub ever!!

Posted at 7:23PM on Nov 22nd 2006 by Devon

19. You are nuts, Jessica looks amazing

Posted at 7:32PM on Nov 22nd 2006 by Brian

20. jessica alba is curvy...you don't have to be big-boned to be cury...and she's is gorgeous...she's not anorexic....nicole richie is anorexic...people need to look up that definition because apparently they don't understand or choose not to comprehend the difference between anorexic and skinny....she's skinny not anorexic..people that think she's not pretty your just mad because you're ugly. she's gorgeous..people that think she's anorexic you're just mad because you're fat or don't know what anorexic...and there are too many women out there hating on other women because they are prettier or thinner...for all you hating..stop hating because you can't have what they have..

Posted at 12:57AM on Nov 23rd 2006 by Pam

21. Yeah, I'd like her to teach me.....(Wearin' the "Cowgirl outfit" from SIN CITY) I can guarantee she'd get my undivided attention, and I would be happy to bang more than just the erasers after class!!! ;0)

Posted at 3:11AM on Jan 4th 2007 by Lord Inuyasha

22. I agree i think Alba is not too skinny, not fat, she's perfect, and completely gorgeous, and i think ya'll ugly BIATCHES should stop hatin' on her!!!

Posted at 12:48PM on Jan 15th 2007 by Straight up

23. I love her so much to turn gay

Posted at 5:27PM on Feb 10th 2007 by Michelle

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