Forget LaFave -- Alba Rules!!
The American people have spoken, and they want gorgeous Jessica Alba to teach them a lesson!
In an online poll conducted by the National Education Association, Ms. Alba came out on top as the celebrity that people would most want to see substitute teach for a day. Detention never sounded so good.
Here's a reason to bring back corporal punishment!
Jessica and her A+ curves received more votes than Oprah and Angelina Jolie; apparently, philanthropy doesn't hold a candle to six-pack abs. Think of the extra-curricular activities!
