Victoria Steals TomKat's Thunder

46. "And in case you're wondering -- Cruise and Holmes have tied and knot and are officially husband and wife, their rep confirms to PEOPLE."

But they're reps are Scientologists.. like Cruise's sister. I thought I read that the wedding isn't exactly legit.. and that they're not REALLY REALLY married.

Posted at 11:56AM on Nov 19th 2006 by Amber

47. That hat looks stupid as hell. The "wedding" is stupid as hell also. Tom really wants to marry a man. He really wanted Chris Klein not Katie.

Posted at 5:30PM on Nov 18th 2006 by Pottymouth

48. Is there anyone out there who knows anything about the gossip making the rounds to the effect that Tom Cruise practices caprophilia? (That's someone wo plays with human feces the way kids play with Silly Putty.)

Posted at 9:46PM on Nov 18th 2006 by Sister Vagina

49. Unless the mayor married them that scientology wedding is not legal. That shit was just a big show.

Posted at 5:58PM on Nov 18th 2006 by tattoo

50. American citizens are risking their lives in Iraq.

This is not important.

Posted at 5:51PM on Nov 18th 2006 by lala

51. I think the hat was the perfect thing to wear to such a freak-show.

Posted at 5:53PM on Nov 18th 2006 by Hippo

52. Good luck TomKat you will need it. Start spreading the news.

Posted at 6:05PM on Nov 18th 2006 by george vieto

53. I was very happy for Tom and Katie until I read that the marriage is not legal. And if you look closely at the picture of her looking out the window with Suri, she looks worried, as she does in a lot of her pictures when she isn't aware the press is watching. Tom could have had a civil ceremony right after the Scientology event but evidently didn't. How sad...Until the marriage is legal, Katie is not protected. So I agree, this is one big stunt from Mr. Cruise to again control everything. No wonder some of the stars weren't upset when they weren't invited. Tom, you are a jerk!

Posted at 6:10PM on Nov 18th 2006 by Sue

54. I dont really think anyone cares about Tom and Katie getting married to begin with. I only clicked the link because it is fricking hilarious that someone else is making headlines. I think its crap that she converted to scientology or what the heck ever it is. May god strick them both dead.

Posted at 9:27PM on Nov 19th 2006 by Warsaw Missouri

55. Well.....there may be something else to "steal their thunder"! Check out the pictures of KATE arrving at the castle on http://katieholmes.com/
where she is very clearly HOLDING baby Suri in the backseat of the car/van! God forbid that car/van was in any sort of traffic situation on the....WHAT????...29 mile drive to the castle! That sweet little baby would have been a missile straight past Tom's mother and out the front window! WHAT was KATE thinking??????

Check it out!

Posted at 6:24PM on Nov 18th 2006 by carole

56. Oh well Katies now beleives in LRH ..So if you believe in your religion , I guess you would be more than happy to be married under those laws and shun the judeo christian societal rules ..of course until the Divorce when the poorer spouse become money hungry..With all the publicity they have courted, I sincerely hope they have a gracious divorce when the time comes.or else they will become a laughing stock....I dont know just trying to come up with som e kind of plausible excuse.

I think they had hope that the catholic church will marry them for katies family' sake .. but alas, it didnt happen.

I think they are simply trying to salvage Toms career. Tom has enough power to add big stars in his movie..knowign that if we dont watch him, others will go watch Meryl Streep and Redford...Not a dime of my money will go to scientology so I will opt out till it shows up on TV...Never watched any cruise movies anyway...Always saw them on TV.

Posted at 6:26PM on Nov 18th 2006 by Miapocca

57. One of these days, when Katie is older, wiser, more warped by life and from being married to Tom she is going to regret, so very deeply that she did not push him OFF the Eiffel Tower on the day he proposed.

Posted at 6:36PM on Nov 18th 2006 by Trinity

58. What thunder is there to steal? Looking like a tool in that wack hat? Please!

Posted at 6:39PM on Nov 18th 2006 by TJ

59. Los Angeles Times quotes: Armani, who was among the guests, told The Associated Press that Cruise, then Holmes, walked down a stone ramp lined with flag bearers in medieval costumes and to the roll of drums.

He added that the 20-minute ceremony ended with ''a never-ending kiss'' that prompted some of the guests to shout ''stop, stop!'' unquote.

Sounds like some sort of a Hollywood movie. Sequel...the divorce.

Posted at 6:49PM on Nov 18th 2006 by Country Fan

60. it looks like parasite WASNT invited !!
there are NO pics of her being there..she MUST BE PISSED, she does after all consider herself to be royalty..(yea right)

the scientology church must be dying to get their hands on paris's millions & gullable mind...

Posted at 7:07PM on Nov 18th 2006 by jane doe