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K-Fed's Court-Approved Blackmail

11/20/2006 10:25 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Britney & KFedBritney Spears is in for a rough ride in her divorce from creepy Kevin Federline. She's about to learn an ugly lesson about celebrity divorces.

Make no mistake about it -- Federline has no interest in getting custody of the couple's two children. Sure, he's asking for custody, but it's all a thinly veiled attempt to extort money from Spears.

The word in Hollywood is that Britney loved partying before she had kids. My only encounter with Spears -- maybe two years before she got married -- was at a gym where she seemed completely oblivious to her celebrity -- chewing gum, dancing and clearly up for a good time, whenever. People I know who know her well say she was a sweet but wild girl.

Enter Federline. He partied with Britney and knows things she probably doesn't want public. And that would probably make her the same as anyone in a relationship. The difference is that Britney's secrets would get huge media play, and Kevin knows it.



So here's where he stands. Thanks to Laura Wasser, Britney's legal eagle who drafted an air-tight prenup, K-Fed will get less than $250,000 (a one-time spousal support payment), around $2.5 million (his share of the Malibu house) and that's pretty much it. So how does Fed Ex really cash in on Britney's fortune? He tells her that there are things the judge may want to know about her past that could bear on her mothering skills. But, of course, for a price, he'll go away.

Federline has been an absentee dad from the get go. He's shown no interest in parenting his kids. On the other hand, people who are around Britney all the time tell me she's an amazing mother. Trust me, we did more stories about the car seat than you can count. But she's with these kids 24/7 and does a really good job.

So the time will come soon when bad Dad will start threatening. And Britney will probably give Kevin more than he deserves to pimp his ride into the sunset. The only solace is that Federline will blow through his settlement quickly and I'm guessing he won't sell enough CDs to buy a Happy Meal. Maybe that's justice.
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61.

So Sick Of...    

She should lose her kids!!!

Hanging out with "Parisite" and drinking and smoking, stripping at clubs for a week, she should lose her kids!!!

GROW THE F*CK UP BRITNEY!!!

2801 days ago
62.

Lisa    

I'm sure he's going to play the money game, but I mean come on, who wouldn't?????????????????????

She made her bed..................

2801 days ago
63.

sparrow    

wait, if FedEx was WITH Britney when she was doing all these things that supposedly make her an unfit mother, then isn't he an unfit father?

I say hang tough Brit. and don't give the FedEx ANYTHING except what he already agreed to. There isn't a judge around that would think he's a more fit parent than you. And as far as being publicly embarassed about what FedEx might tell about you----honey you have already embarassed yourself more than anything he might tell. Jus take a look at that Matt Lauer interview.

2801 days ago
64.

Trish    

If Britney wants to improve her image, she should try being a good mother.

Giving Mario Lopez a lap dance and hanging out with Paris Hilton will not make Britney "HOT." Her days to play the ingenue are over. With two babies under 15 months, she needs to show us a little domesticity.

Britney and Kevin were a good match.... they had a whole lot in common. He is not a bad guy. She put him in a difficult situation.

Britney makes Paris look naive and inexperienced.

2801 days ago
65.

So Sick Of...    

"She's a good mother" MY ASS!!!

Give me a F8CKING break!!!

Now, go read about her and Paris Hilton's AKA Parisite night on the town!!!

2801 days ago
66.

linda    

Her handlers should keep a tighter rein on her! In light of the coming messy divorce/custody battle, she souldn't be exhibiting the same behavior as that filfthy no class husband of hers.

2801 days ago
67.

Lisa    

She's a JOKE. She FOOLED her idiotic fans into thinking she was this innocent girl that was victimized by her husband.

Looks like she is a BIG LIAR and hiding behind her money. She's so stupid, all eyes are on her and here she is with the biggest whore ever, no pants on in public drinking and smoking, EVERY night while in Vegas........................Great mom.

Somone needs to get those kids away from that alcoholic.

2801 days ago
68.

PJ    

Good Lord, Ed - If her babies were drinking, dancing and smoking WITH HER, it would be different. I am sure they were with EXCELLENT caregivers...as MOST PARENTS IN AMERICA HIRE A SITTER NOW AND THEN! Don't you think Britney could find a capable person for ONE night out?

On another note: K-Fed was meant to be IN an entourage, not HAVE an entourage. It takes a man like this to make Britney look like Princess Di.

2801 days ago
69.

Wicked1    

Well of course people around Britney will say she is a good mother! They get paid to say these things! No one will ever convince me that Britney is a good mother. She is worried about herself and her career and nothing more. She should have NEVER had children.

2801 days ago
70.

Samalama dingdong    

Whatever KFed is a piece of shit just riding the gravy train. He doesn't care about those kids he just wants money so he can pretend like he's a celebrity. The rest of his life KFed will be remembered as that white trash back up dancer that Britney Spears married. He's the one that needs to grow up and get over the fact that he wont have acash cow anymore.

2801 days ago
71.

Heather    

Good Mom??? Doesn't look like it. And we all know, perception is reality. This girl needs to go home, and stay away from any club. Why don't we see pictures of her with her kids at the park or walking on the sidewalk, feeding her boys? Something motherly! Smoking and partying is NOT motherly.

2801 days ago
72.

Josh    

What does someone making a bed have to do with this story? What is this Bed Bath and Beyond blog? Embarrassing

2801 days ago
73.

Damian    

Any slight bit of respect I had for her after she ditched that hack loser is totally gone after seeing pics of her partying while claiming to be a good mother at the same time. The best thing she has going for her right now is the fact that Cletus only seems interested in getting custody of the two kids he had with her, not his two other kids with that other chick which should raise some eye-brows with the courts.
If he already lost custody of them for reasons not yet made public that should some how play into his custody battle with Britney.
In the end birds of a feather live in a trailer park together.
They're both trash. She's just trash with nicer clothes.

2801 days ago
74.

So Sick Of...    

# 9 PJ,

Give me a break! I am a parent, I do not hire a babysitter for a week on end! And I as a parent, would not do what she has been doing in the wake of a custody battle for the fear alone of losing my children, but she doesn't seem worried at all!!!
Tells you alot about a person!
Going out as a parent for a night here and there is one thing, but what she has been doing, that's another story in itself that I am sure she will have to face in front of a custody judge!!!

2801 days ago
75.

Vampy    

Holy crap.

You people amaze the hell out of me. You permit one report of her having a night out obscure all the previous images out there since the birth of her first child, you know....the ones where she's WITH the kid? Holding him? On the beach, for a walk, etc, etc?

Short term memory is apparently contagious. For the stupid anyway.

2801 days ago
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