There Is No Sex Tape

46. Lauren I think Brittany's dumb butt probably did get taped doing KFED, she thought he was something special... YUCK! She was stupid enough to have not ONE but TWO Children with the pathetci loser, so why would she beothered by making a tape of them having sex... Just a thought.

Posted at 4:15PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Curiosity Killed the KAT ;-)

47. Money and fame has never made anyone a better person, and Brit and K-Fed are good examples of that. Why does society have such intense interest in these morally degraded celebrities? Why is this stuff front page news when the world is in such turmoil right now? People all over the globe are being persecuted for their faith and for sacrificing themselves for the good of others. I am sick of headlines blasting us with the latest in the celebrity world, when the true news is neglected. I hope and pray that the youth of today will look past the hate and anger that has become commonplace, to see the love and goodness that can exhist. Bless you all and please go find something constructive to spend your time and energy on.

Posted at 5:18PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Kinder words

48. What do you do when no one's around? The teacher steps out of the room for a moment while you are taking a test after school. You know exactly where in your notes the answer to question 23 is. Do you look? Minimal chance of being caught!
Well thats kinda the way that Brittsy Spearchucker looked at the moment when we were alone one day in the Whitehouse. Ol Brittney Ittney saw the chance to be just like her "Hero Monica Lewinsky", and maybe "Puff" on a cigar in the Oval office, "If ya know what I mean" (Wink Wink). Brittinsky insky had been on a seven day drug binge that had her thinking of the unthinkable. Brittneyski Lewinski, as she liked me to call her in the oval office, asked me if she could barrow $40.00 for some more stuff, (we all know what that is) I told her to lay off the candy but she said if I did not lend her the money she was going to either trade one of the kids for stuff or maybe turn a few tricks for a hit or some scraper baggies. The question now is was it right for me to give her the money?
The answer to this question is the key to your true character.
I pulled out a cigar and placed it on my desk and Brittnica Lewinskeetskeetskeeta knew just how to light it up....Heck she knew how to light up the sky in my eye's.
For while being honest and honorable when others are watching is important, being true to yourself is tantamount. I was being honorable to all men who would give all including their woman and daughters just to have a wang chung with brittney. Id never felt a woman Puff my cigar the way she did that night. I knew that i was doing the right thing, and thinking back about that night I know she knew how to do everything. so borrow the money or turn some tricks is what she asked herself that night and little did the thought of unmoral values cross her mind.
And in the end, these private day-to-day decisions will eventually reveal her true character to the world. So men get ready when the Circus comes to town because Brittney is Playing the Lead Clown.

Posted at 3:10PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Your President

49. Even if there is a sex tape.....who really wants to see a red neck hick and a ghetto wigger gettin' it on like a couple of stray dogs dogs anyway?

Posted at 3:15PM on Nov 21st 2006 by K-Fag hater

50. so what if there is a tape..The only people that would buy it are the perverts that don't buy cds anyway..and of course they had sex..they were married and had 2 children and the fact that it was taped ( allegedly) SO WHAT!! Should she pay him not to release it? HELL NO!!! let him release it, it can't hurt her public image anymore than it has been ruined already..let him make a few bucks off of it . She will not have to pay that loser big bucks out of her pocket.

Posted at 3:24PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Vicky

51. That Shar Jackson hypothetical is really interesting.

If FedEx was paid off, it will be fun to see him squander all of his money away. That guy is a spendthrift loser through and through.

Posted at 3:25PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Thinking in Type

52.
K-FED..the ultimate low. SO LOW HE'S GOT TO LOOK UP TO SEE BOTTOM.

Posted at 3:29PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Dave

53. Who can possibly figure why hollywood couples choose to split up when holidays are coming right around the corner. Both Brit and Kevin are going through extremely difficult times, her emotionally and him everythingpossiblytaloose. It was difficult to ever recognize or like Britney or Kevin as part of Hollywood. But it was really sad seeing Brit's pictures in In Touch Magazine. Even though she put forth the effort to appear to be having fun, iceskating,etc. Her eyes begged to differ, the were serious bags under the eyes. That was convincing enough to determine that she is seriously hurt and also going through hard times emotionally. Kevin is obviously enroute paying a heavy price. He has been cut off from his luxurious style of living while taking Brit for granted. Too late for him to recognize the women he has taken for granted. For the sake of the little Federline boys, hope all is settled maturely and amicable for both parties. It would be extremely difficult for the little boys to fluctuate between the mansion and homeless style of living.

Posted at 3:29PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Pat

54. #50 Vicky,VIcky, Vicky - soooooooooooooo naive! She paid MEGA bucks to keep that tape out of circulation.

Yes, they were married and of they had sex, that's NOT the point, she comes across to her fans as this sweet Country gal - NOT. If she's SO proud of the fact that she married a loser, had 2 kids in 2 years, talked about how much she loves his sex on that Chaotic Shit, she put herself out there and was dumb enough to allow her husband to tape them, THAT is the point. I'm sure she heard about Pam & Tommy, Paris, etc., she PLAYED herself. Kevin is just doing what anyone else would do. She is not what you people think she is............. you idiots will BELIEVE anything that nasty skank says, you are pathetic!

Posted at 3:30PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Anonymous

55. Hey (#8) R U saying that 55 is too old to watch a porn? I know lots of grandparents that watch porn. UR an idiot.

1. I belive there was a sex tape (we're talkin' about Brit here).
2.I do believe she paid him off.
Lastly... So what. She loved him and they were married. God knows I wouldn't fret over a sex tape I made with someone I love.

If I where her I wouldn't pay him off. She shouldn't be ashamed of what she did with her husband. And if it truely bothered her, I'm no lawer, but can't she sue?

Posted at 3:48PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Janeen

56. so fed-ex got his payoff...we see how all this unfolds later because after he's blown thru this paycheck, there will be a convenient leak and then brit will cut this fool another check...

Posted at 4:21PM on Nov 21st 2006 by evillive

57. I hope it leaks anyway. HA HA - Maybe he was SUPER SMART and just secretly taped that shit! Thats what I would have done. But I'm smart like that. And greedy. ha ha Or maybe someone SMART told him to. Still hope it leaks. If they are issuing a JOINT statement - that makes me think it exists because they obviously HATE each other right about now so that smells of pay off doesn't it? What does he gain from denying that shit? He could lie and tell her he has one. Or refuse to deny it exists or issue a joint statement. That would work in his favor. AND where is this statement? It's been hours and there is no word. I think this a lie by Britneys camp to downplay the rumor until a deal is made with Kevin. They must be in negotiation as we speak. hee hee If he starts shopping and rolling around in the Ferarri again - we will know a deal was made.

Posted at 3:49PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Used to Love her

58. Its on People- Kevin Denied it - but it's NOT JOINT. HA HA - Now I really think he got paid.

Posted at 3:51PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Used to Love her

59. #29 Curiosity Killed the KAT:

I typically agree with your posts (Dog TBH and Kate Hudson/Matthew McConaughy.. sp?! postings).

BUT.. I just don't think that, if she made a sex tape, that she'd allow Kevin to keep it. She knew she was divorcing him so she had the upper hand, to get rid of it. And I think that IF there ever was a tape, they got rid of it during the lawsuit w/ US Weekly.. to cover their asses. That's why I just don't think the tape exists.

#51 Anonymous :

I'm still trying to understand your post.. it's (kind of) scattered... please proof read before posting.

Posted at 4:06PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Lindsey

60. I am a lawyer. I don't think she could sue because the tape is community property. He has every right to it that she does. Unfortunately, she married a dirt bag.

Posted at 4:23PM on Nov 21st 2006 by Thinking in Type