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If you thought Mel Gibson was a real stinker after TMZ exposed his booze-filled anti-Semitic rant, wait'll you get a whiff of this.
celebritybuttplugs.com
The folks at Celebritybuttplugs.com have developed a line of novelty sex toys, which bear a strikingly close resemblance to some of Hollywood's most famous stars. While the site claims that "any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental," we can't help but wonder where they got the inspiration for the Par-ass Hilton, George W. Tush, and Smell Gibson (Bravefart edition) toys. The end.



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16. healthystrokes.com

Posted at 8:17PM on Nov 25th 2006 by healthy strokes

17. Ya gotta watch out, you might just catch something harsh of ParAss one! Arf.....

Posted at 9:13PM on Nov 25th 2006 by Mr Ass

18. The Par-ass Hilton buttplug... that's hot.

Posted at 9:45PM on Nov 25th 2006 by tmz_reader

19. I would like to buy a case of Parass Hilton's for Perez Hilton just in time for Christmas. Instead of Perez being up her ass, wouldn't it be nice if she climbed up his ass for one day?

Posted at 11:30PM on Nov 25th 2006 by Suri the stillborn baby

20. Yes it would be nice if Perez would take a break from shoving his head up her filthy ass! And to answer helps question LOL you should dip your finger in ur wetness and then wet the clit. Needs a little lube, know what I mean?? LOL

Posted at 1:11AM on Nov 26th 2006 by get your head out perez

21. There are not many stars who are willing to put their
thoughts and ideas into movies that they pay to produce themselves.
Mel Gibson is such one and a damned bRAVE maverick for it.
He has given us such remarkable films, BRAVEHEART< THE PASSION of the CHRIST, and now EPOCALYPTO...so if he had a drinking problem , he owned up to it and sought help.
We should be thankful for having a person with guts like MEL

Posted at 1:30AM on Nov 26th 2006 by Flojo

22. HAHAHAHA what the fu..
i don't usually post but.. .. why of why would anybody wanna be sexually stimulated in a place from which sh*t comes out of? WHY?

so anyway..when they go on the toilet do they get like orgasms and stuff? i mean wtf.

Posted at 2:28AM on Nov 26th 2006 by wtf.

23. Flojo, Michael Richards apologized too. Cam't we all just move on?

Posted at 2:20AM on Nov 26th 2006 by Suri the stillborn baby

24. To the help question, I suggest u call
Dr. Drew radio program and ask him.; He is good at giving serious answer to your question..I think u can get the broadcast from internet radio and I am surprised that he doesnt have a deal with xm or sirus.. The guy is good
at giving advice/

Posted at 11:38PM on Nov 26th 2006 by not sure but guessing

25. Paris can now know what it feels like to have her head up her ass with the new Parass Hilton butt plug.

Posted at 8:23AM on Nov 26th 2006 by TMZ user

26. TMZ, you have reached a new low.

Posted at 9:05AM on Nov 26th 2006 by Up To Here With It

27. Gee, maybe the butt plug is the reason Rosie is so mean, loud, hateful, vindictive, and just outright bitchy. Maybe Kelly was using Rosie as her butt plug, but Rosie weighs too much so they probably are not having anal sex anymore.

Maybe I should run out and buy her a few dozen so she stops being the biggest ass-hole in the world. The girl is sexually frustrated; that's why she is accusing other of being lesbians, gays and homophobics. She needs a good ass reeming to get her off her high horse and come back to the real world.

It might even clear up her pimples.

Posted at 9:37AM on Nov 26th 2006 by Dior

28. #12 KAREN
You are correct...Thanks for your very insightful comments on the lack of respect shown by most of the posters on this site...Now STFU, you stupid whore.
Thanks for sharing!

Posted at 11:38AM on Nov 26th 2006 by another bag oreos, with the milk of human kindness please

29. Lesbians and buttplugs
...what a combo,
what a country!

Posted at 11:41AM on Nov 26th 2006 by Borat

30. I hope they have one that looks like Rush Limbaugh...if so, that's one sold for me!!!!

Posted at 9:58PM on Nov 26th 2006 by I slept with Rush, he's a stallion...

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