Train Wrecks
Hey Britney, Wake Up! You're Rich! And a Mom!

We started looking at the pictures of Britney at a Malibu gas station, and it got us to thinking...

Why is a woman who is reportedly worth $120 million...

1) ...driving a Porsche Boxster? (It's a $40,000 ride -- Paris drives a $400,000 Mercedes SLR MacLaren, ahem.)

2) ...pumping her own gas? (Aren't there people to do these things for her?)

3) ...going out in public without panties? (Aren't there people to put panties on her?)

What's the weirdest part of all this? Please help us decide!

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Britney Spears

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46. She really needs to get someone to help her with her image. She keeps making mistakes ( ked fed being the biggest one) I think the girl could make a major comeback but with faux pas like this she will be spinning her wheels. Brit it just does. not. look. good.

Posted at 8:54PM on Nov 29th 2006 by garden salad

47. barb said,on the veiw ,she would loan her some of her panties and rosie said she/he would loan her panties to her

Posted at 9:11PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Britt with no panties!!!!!!!!!!

48. Somehow I get the feeling Paris is behind the "crotch shots". After Paris' sex videotape she shot to notoriety and she probably convinced Britney to do the same. Poor Britney she needs to come to her senses in a hurry, leaving that user and backstabber Paris in a cloud of dust.

Posted at 9:12PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Syl C.

49. I have already stated this in others posts here.

SHE IS TRASH, PURE & SIMPLE.

DUMB AS A STUMP. HAS 2 YOUNG KIDS & INSTEAD OF TAKING CARE OF THEM SINCE SHE DUMPED THEBUM SHE IS OUT PARTYING WITH NO CLOTHES ON, STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT.

AND, WHO WOULD LET HER KIDS BE TOUCHED BY DUMP SLUT PARIS?
JUST ANOTHER DUMB SLUT!!

Posted at 9:23PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Ms Kris

50. Soooooo, She's NOT a real Blonde?!?!?!?

Posted at 9:26PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Kim

51. You can take the trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash. What a waste! Disappear for awhile Britney, it will do you and your family some good.

Posted at 9:29PM on Nov 29th 2006 by an

52. it doesnt matter at all what car she's driving, or pumping her OWN gas but there's a little problem when she's got no panties on and opens her legs..some ladies wear no panties to feel sexy but to open you legs like that, it's a little nasty..it's ok for her if she didnt have kids but she does so...

Britney you've got two little son's..dont let them get teased when they go to school that they've seen your p***y!!RESPECT THEM...

BUT i also think Britney's very talented and smart..PARIS(EEWWWW) is just good for PR..cause really she's nothing else..i admit i did like her in her early days but now she's just complete trash...she should be remembered as the great grand-daughter or grand-daughter (see i dont even know)of Conrad Hilton and be respected but dont think she is at all..and as for her sister NICKY..she just gets pulled down by her big sister..dont get me wrong she's a smart girl with her own fashion line, hotels etc but she's also known for her trashy sister..

SO Britney get as much PR you can then dump the trash!!

Posted at 9:29PM on Nov 29th 2006 by PriNcesS

53. Someone just take those poor children away from this clearly unfit human being. She's just a nasty skanky piece of trailer trash.

Posted at 9:46PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Ana

54. CRACK KILLS

Posted at 9:50PM on Nov 29th 2006 by passing thru

55. I think they both lack class. Paris is a two bit whore....who thrives on the attention the media gives her..for lack of getting it elsewhere....and Brit..well...she's a has been.

I thought last week otherwise...but she's really shown her true colors over the holiday weekend.

Kevin? YOU GO GUY! I think you're better off without her. Good luck!

As far as selling records.....I'd never buy hers...but I have bought Shania's!

Posted at 9:55PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Heather

56. Britney should not worry about spending $400,000 on a car. She should worry about taking 5 bucks down to the nearest Target and buying her some Hanes if nothing else!
Britney things that you should think about during your "comeback" not to mention trying to get full custody of your children:
1. For the love of God why would you hang out with the skankiest skank of all aka Paris Hilton! That plummets your class level down so far, and lets face it Brit your tv show and your ex didn't have it up that far to begin with!
2.Why would you share fishnets with said skank! I hope you have money to run to the Walgreens when something strange pops up from that incident!!! You know where she has been, EVERYWHERE, and you still wear her fishnets!! EWW!!
3. Go around town without your underwear! How in the world do you think that would make you look like a fit mother? If you can't even remember your OWN underwear how is anyone to assume you will remember to change a diaper?
4. Being photographed out drunk everynight. I think it is a safe assumption that Fed-Ex is not taking care of the kids! Now should be the time you are dressing like freaking June Cleaver to make yourself look darn good for court, I mean you do have that little carseat incident you have to overcome, along with a few others! You are going about your custody battle all wrong honey and you really should turn it around pronto!

Everyone was pulling for you when you dumped the freeloader! Rosie had confetti on the View! We all breathed a sigh of relief! Why are you going and looking like a little hooch with the hooch mother lord and Miss Freckles! And between the 3 of you none of you can find a pair on underwear in your mansions!!! Don't make us all take our well wishes back! We were happy with the bob and the cute little dress you had on. Go back to that please! We have seen all we need to see, no sorry WAY more than we need to see. Britney please straighten up for your children. The fact that that dude is their father is plenty punishment enough. How do you think they will feel in a few years when their little friends have magazines with pictures of your crotch!!! Stop the madness!!!!

Posted at 10:07PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Maria

57. Just to catch you up ....I caught the uncensored pics before they got " Iced" .... Your imagination is right ...it looks like a ripe peach ! By now everyone has seen Paris's crumbling Lips ...Oh come on now ..GOOGLE IT !! Sad as it is ....hears the future of THE PARIS and BRIT FLING !!
HOW , OH KRESKIN , WILL THIS PARIS VENTURE END ?!?!?
1. A giant herpes blister on paris's lip Burst and she bleeds out
2. Paris finnally smacks Brit in the head and makes Brit apologize for it
3. Don't worry Brit we don't have to report a " HIT AND RUN "
4. I have a new name for you . Brit , " TRASH_CROTCH "
5. Zach leaves for Duty in Iraq
6. WHO DO I LIKE BETTER ---YOU OR LINDSAY ?!?!?!? TEE HEE
7. Brit gets pink-eye
8. the Papps start running the GIRLS baths
9. Paris decides that Brit should be the man
10 . THE MONEY RUNS OUT !!!!!

Posted at 10:12PM on Nov 29th 2006 by kevinbgood621

58. That's why I love her! She pumps her own gas and drives a porsche boxster. She married K-fed for g-d's sake -- the woman has some self esteem issues, But she is also for real, not perfect just real. Go Britney! I love her, gum and all. Although, lay off the gum when presenting awards, I understand smacking away in front of Matt Lauer, but the AMA's? Got to love her. She is real.

Posted at 10:15PM on Nov 29th 2006 by moral compass

59. I am sick of Britney not only has she ruined her career but she is going to ruin
the lives of those two little boys. I think she just had those babies for more
publisity. I will never buy another one of her cd's because I don't want to contribute any more money to someone so immature.

Posted at 10:17PM on Nov 29th 2006 by angel

60. I just want to shake the b***h and smack the f**k out of her and tell her to WAKE THE F**K UP and stop running around like some drugged out, piece of trash with no kids. It's too late for all this. She can't be running around like some naive teenage anymore. She chose to have two kids. Yeah, it sucks that she isn't as free as she used to be, but that's the choice she made (twice).

Somebody in her family seriously needs to just slap the hell out of her to get her attention. There ain't enough talking in the world to get through to somebody acting as stupid as her. Meanwhile, Kevin's sporting suits and ties, and dining with his family and his lawyers. I'm sure they are loving Britney's little meltdown. I would bet money that this little self-pity party she's indulging in is going to cost her MILLIONS, and quite possibly, her sons.

Posted at 10:28PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Tracey

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