Train Wrecks
Hey Britney, Wake Up! You're Rich! And a Mom!

We started looking at the pictures of Britney at a Malibu gas station, and it got us to thinking...

Why is a woman who is reportedly worth $120 million...

1) ...driving a Porsche Boxster? (It's a $40,000 ride -- Paris drives a $400,000 Mercedes SLR MacLaren, ahem.)

2) ...pumping her own gas? (Aren't there people to do these things for her?)

3) ...going out in public without panties? (Aren't there people to put panties on her?)

What's the weirdest part of all this? Please help us decide!

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Britney Spears

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61.
Love that p***y shot, Britney. Keep up the good work!

Posted at 10:34PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Michael Francis Marks

62. I'm wondering why she wants the whole world to see her vagina!
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I hope she does'nt start her period any time soon!!!

Posted at 10:35PM on Nov 29th 2006 by another2cents

63. i think its ridiculous of you to say that things!!!u'r always looking to say anything wrong about her.whats the big deal of pumping her own gas????whats the big deal of driving a porshe????are u insane ?that shows how down to earth she is.
but in the other side i do agree that going around without panties is a big mistake of her shes a mom of two and she should take more responsabilities about it.oh and she needs a stylist too sometimes shes a lit bit too down to earth she's beautiful and she can look better than the other girls in hollywood.

Posted at 10:43PM on Nov 29th 2006 by angel

64. Pumpin' her own gas... right on! If she was in the backseat & her bouncer
was pumpin' the gas, the press would've said, "What a prisspot! Can't even
pump her own gas!"

And as far as the commando thing --who cares? It's how she gets in & out of
the vehicle that she needs to work on ...

Posted at 10:44PM on Nov 29th 2006 by phoenixgirl

65. The weirdest thing is the Brit thinks that she even has a prayer of a chance of making a comeback. Personally, I highly doubt that she is "REPORTEDLY" worth $120 mi. 12 mil maybe total, including real estate (which, in case you've been living in a cave), has been dropping like a stone in water lately. Her net worth is shrinking faster than her fan base. I haven't heard a Britney tune on the radio in years.

Posted at 10:53PM on Nov 29th 2006 by ENO ENIVID

66. I think she doesn't were panties because it would make it more difficult for Parasite to muff dive while she's driving her boxster to get gas. What's so weird about that?

Posted at 11:06PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Pat

67. Britney deserves to have some down time sans Kevin and the kids. Being a Mom myself I TOTALLY understand what it's like to try to recapture your pre-baby self. People are so judgemental. I don't care how much money she has she's still a WOMAN that just got out of a marriage, just had 2 kids pretty much back to back and probably needs to find herself again. We may not agree with her choice of friends or wardrobe (or lack of) but it's not our business really. She can't help that she's photogged every flippin' minute. I feel for her and I hope she finds her way.
As for her kids... I think she's more than likely a GREAT Mom. I don't think she let Sean P. out her sight from the time he was born!! Give her a break... she's gone through a lot. Girl needs to find her groove again.

Posted at 11:08PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Mom of 3

68. Next week's headline: Paris sleeps with K-Fed, Britney furious!

Posted at 11:19PM on Nov 29th 2006 by dawn

69. I like Britney and i feel sad for her right now. She is just reacting to her new-found freedom and unfortunately papparazi are there to capture every moment on film.
I think she will calm down and make her 'comeback' after a little bit of craziness.
She's young, she's having fun, so what?
aND...TRUST ME, SHE is a smart girl; she's amassed what, $150 million FORTUNE?...Yea... And she WAS smart enough to have Kevin Federline sign a pretty tight pre-nup.... come on....Give her a break. She'll be fine.

P.S. : Don't even think for a moment that those children aren't nice and cozy in ONE OF of her mansions w/family or a nanny....they're fine. And...btw, WE ALL hire babysitters from time to time so give me a break re her 'neglected kids' ..I SHOULD BE SO NEGLECTED! :P

Posted at 11:25PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Judi Morgan

70. P.P.S:
i think Britney needs to hire whomever made katie Holmes over.
A year and a half ago, Katie was a fresh-faced but not too sophisticated young woman. Today she is polished in haute coututr and oozes grace and elegance.
She knows the value of less-is-more - she exudes confidence and good taste in her appearance and how she carries herself.

Britney: have your people call katie's (opps or Tom's) people and go spend some of that hard-earned money on something great for YOU.
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Posted at 11:35PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Judi Morgan

71. Britney, now that you got that out of system get your ass home and take care of those kids. Paris is the most evil person on earth next to the President of Iran. Lindsay Lohan is a kook and a liar. Now do the right thing and stay out of the limelight or K-Dirtbag might have a reason to fight you for the kids.

Posted at 11:35PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Lenn K

72. I would LOVE to have the person who helps her into to her panties. WHAT A GIG THAT WOULD BE!@!@

Posted at 11:43PM on Nov 29th 2006 by tony girratono

73. Britney, take care of your poor kids for God's sake!! What kind of mother leaves her two small children home with whoever, night after night, while she goes out partying??!! My heart breaks for those kids. If you wanted to spend your young adulthood partying, then you should have THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE you brought two inncocent little babies into your messed up world! I hope social services takes those kids and puts them in a place where they will be safe, loved, and nurtured. Then you can party til you puke all you want and no one will be hurt except yourself. SELFISH BITCH!

Posted at 11:52PM on Nov 29th 2006 by Nicole

74. Whoever said she's not a natural blonde because her pubes are darker, listen up:
your pubes are usually the same color as your eyebrows, not the hair on your head. Now that you all know that, I'm sure you'll sleep a lot easier!!!

G'night.

Posted at 11:58PM on Nov 29th 2006 by so you know

75. isn't this illegal? I believe its called indecent exposure. Certainly if this was a male exposing himself in public he would be slapped with something...

Posted at 12:05AM on Nov 30th 2006 by kate

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