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Hey Britney, Wake Up! You're Rich! And a Mom!

11/29/2006 6:43 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

We started looking at the pictures of Britney at a Malibu gas station, and it got us to thinking...

Why is a woman who is reportedly worth $120 million...

1) ...driving a Porsche Boxster? (It's a $40,000 ride -- Paris drives a $400,000 Mercedes SLR MacLaren, ahem.)

2) ...pumping her own gas? (Aren't there people to do these things for her?)

3) ...going out in public without panties? (Aren't there people to put panties on her?)

What's the weirdest part of all this? Please help us decide!

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61.

breast cancer survivor    

She really needs to get someone to help her with her image. She keeps making mistakes ( ked fed being the biggest one) I think the girl could make a major comeback but with faux pas like this she will be spinning her wheels. Brit it just does. not. look. good.

2886 days ago
62.

PriNcesS    

it doesnt matter at all what car she's driving, or pumping her OWN gas but there's a little problem when she's got no panties on and opens her legs..some ladies wear no panties to feel sexy but to open you legs like that, it's a little nasty..it's ok for her if she didnt have kids but she does so...

Britney you've got two little son's..dont let them get teased when they go to school that they've seen your p***y!!RESPECT THEM...

BUT i also think Britney's very talented and smart..PARIS(EEWWWW) is just good for PR..cause really she's nothing else..i admit i did like her in her early days but now she's just complete trash...she should be remembered as the great grand-daughter or grand-daughter (see i dont even know)of Conrad Hilton and be respected but dont think she is at all..and as for her sister NICKY..she just gets pulled down by her big sister..dont get me wrong she's a smart girl with her own fashion line, hotels etc but she's also known for her trashy sister..

SO Britney get as much PR you can then dump the trash!!

2886 days ago
63.

Syl C.    

Somehow I get the feeling Paris is behind the "crotch shots". After Paris' sex videotape she shot to notoriety and she probably convinced Britney to do the same. Poor Britney she needs to come to her senses in a hurry, leaving that user and backstabber Paris in a cloud of dust.

2886 days ago
64.

Your'e Fired!    

Soooooo, She's NOT a real Blonde?!?!?!?

2886 days ago
65.

an    

You can take the trash out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash. What a waste! Disappear for awhile Britney, it will do you and your family some good.

2886 days ago
66.

D. R. Halleman    

The girl comes from trailer trash and no amount of money will give her class or good sense. She married trash as well (Fed-ex). I feel sorry for their sons, they don't stand a chance of turning out okay with parents like these two. K-Fed and Britney both need their asses kicked and some sense knocked into their heads. They gave up the right to be irresponsible party hoppers when they decided to marry and have kids -- there time is past. Now the kids deserve the attention - not the parents.

2886 days ago
67.

Ms Kris    

I have already stated this in others posts here.

SHE IS TRASH, PURE & SIMPLE.

DUMB AS A STUMP. HAS 2 YOUNG KIDS & INSTEAD OF TAKING CARE OF THEM SINCE SHE DUMPED THEBUM SHE IS OUT PARTYING WITH NO CLOTHES ON, STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT.

AND, WHO WOULD LET HER KIDS BE TOUCHED BY DUMP SLUT PARIS?
JUST ANOTHER DUMB SLUT!!

2886 days ago
68.

Maria    

Britney should not worry about spending $400,000 on a car. She should worry about taking 5 bucks down to the nearest Target and buying her some Hanes if nothing else!
Britney things that you should think about during your "comeback" not to mention trying to get full custody of your children:
1. For the love of God why would you hang out with the skankiest skank of all aka Paris Hilton! That plummets your class level down so far, and lets face it Brit your tv show and your ex didn't have it up that far to begin with!
2.Why would you share fishnets with said skank! I hope you have money to run to the Walgreens when something strange pops up from that incident!!! You know where she has been, EVERYWHERE, and you still wear her fishnets!! EWW!!
3. Go around town without your underwear! How in the world do you think that would make you look like a fit mother? If you can't even remember your OWN underwear how is anyone to assume you will remember to change a diaper?
4. Being photographed out drunk everynight. I think it is a safe assumption that Fed-Ex is not taking care of the kids! Now should be the time you are dressing like freaking June Cleaver to make yourself look darn good for court, I mean you do have that little carseat incident you have to overcome, along with a few others! You are going about your custody battle all wrong honey and you really should turn it around pronto!

Everyone was pulling for you when you dumped the freeloader! Rosie had confetti on the View! We all breathed a sigh of relief! Why are you going and looking like a little hooch with the hooch mother lord and Miss Freckles! And between the 3 of you none of you can find a pair on underwear in your mansions!!! Don't make us all take our well wishes back! We were happy with the bob and the cute little dress you had on. Go back to that please! We have seen all we need to see, no sorry WAY more than we need to see. Britney please straighten up for your children. The fact that that dude is their father is plenty punishment enough. How do you think they will feel in a few years when their little friends have magazines with pictures of your crotch!!! Stop the madness!!!!

2886 days ago
69.

passing thru    

CRACK KILLS

2886 days ago
70.

moral compass    

That's why I love her! She pumps her own gas and drives a porsche boxster. She married K-fed for g-d's sake -- the woman has some self esteem issues, But she is also for real, not perfect just real. Go Britney! I love her, gum and all. Although, lay off the gum when presenting awards, I understand smacking away in front of Matt Lauer, but the AMA's? Got to love her. She is real.

2886 days ago
71.

Heather Dawn    

I think they both lack class. Paris is a two bit whore....who thrives on the attention the media gives her..for lack of getting it elsewhere....and Brit..well...she's a has been.

I thought last week otherwise...but she's really shown her true colors over the holiday weekend.

Kevin? YOU GO GUY! I think you're better off without her. Good luck!

As far as selling records.....I'd never buy hers...but I have bought Shania's!

2886 days ago
72.

MTV USED 2PLAY MUSIC VIDEOS! REMEMBER?    

Pumpin' her own gas... right on! If she was in the backseat & her bouncer
was pumpin' the gas, the press would've said, "What a prisspot! Can't even
pump her own gas!"

And as far as the commando thing --who cares? It's how she gets in & out of
the vehicle that she needs to work on ...

2886 days ago
73.

lambtwist    

The absolute weirdest thing of all is that this useless person is worth a $120 million.

2886 days ago
74.

Mad Balls    

Just to catch you up ....I caught the uncensored pics before they got " Iced" .... Your imagination is right ...it looks like a ripe peach ! By now everyone has seen Paris's crumbling Lips ...Oh come on now ..GOOGLE IT !! Sad as it is ....hears the future of THE PARIS and BRIT FLING !!
HOW , OH KRESKIN , WILL THIS PARIS VENTURE END ?!?!?
1. A giant herpes blister on paris's lip Burst and she bleeds out
2. Paris finnally smacks Brit in the head and makes Brit apologize for it
3. Don't worry Brit we don't have to report a " HIT AND RUN "
4. I have a new name for you . Brit , " TRASH_CROTCH "
5. Zach leaves for Duty in Iraq
6. WHO DO I LIKE BETTER ---YOU OR LINDSAY ?!?!?!? TEE HEE
7. Brit gets pink-eye
8. the Papps start running the GIRLS baths
9. Paris decides that Brit should be the man
10 . THE MONEY RUNS OUT !!!!!

2886 days ago
75.

angel    

I am sick of Britney not only has she ruined her career but she is going to ruin
the lives of those two little boys. I think she just had those babies for more
publisity. I will never buy another one of her cd's because I don't want to contribute any more money to someone so immature.

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