Hey Britney, Wake Up! You're Rich! And a Mom!
We started looking at the pictures of Britney at a Malibu gas station, and it got us to thinking...
Why is a woman who is reportedly worth $120 million...
1) ...driving a Porsche Boxster? (It's a $40,000 ride -- Paris drives a $400,000 Mercedes SLR MacLaren, ahem.)
2) ...pumping her own gas? (Aren't there people to do these things for her?)
3) ...going out in public without panties? (Aren't there people to put panties on her?)
What's the weirdest part of all this? Please help us decide!
