What the Hell is Paris Doing?
We're as confused as you are. 
Paris Hilton struck the most awkward pose we've ever seen while at the Arby's Action Sports Awards last night.
Reminds us of a certain lyric from a Sir Mix-a-Lot classic ...
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(Page 3 of 6) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments31. fixing her weave!
Posted at 7:07PM on Dec 1st 2006 by preying mantis
32. She should be moving funny like that running around wit' no panties on most of the time, wouldn't you? And you guys should peep the glorious crotch shots of the beautiful snatch of Paris new best friend Ms. Britney Spears with really cool sexy background music for your listening pleasure at www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug as well as at www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic because you guys deserve the best of the best so don't settle for less. Peace&Love
Posted at 7:00PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Tyler
33. simply trying to keep her legs closed in case there's a
photographerhiding under that carpet trying for another up skirt
shot!!! That's as closed as they'll go though :)
Posted at 7:53PM on Dec 1st 2006 by credit for trying!
34. Looks like she's trying to push out Britney.
Posted at 7:12PM on Dec 1st 2006 by NYCMike
35. haha what a dumb whore!! love ur wig!! ...................paris go kill urself make the world a better place!!
Posted at 6:49PM on Dec 4th 2006 by ken
36. She's gone into labor and she's giving birth to the Antichrist.
Posted at 7:17PM on Dec 1st 2006 by angela
37. I just don't understand the attraction. Did anyone ever hear this dope speak ? God, she lives to have her picture taken. End of story. Shallow would be a compliment for this brain-dead beneficiary....Just go away.
Posted at 10:32PM on Dec 1st 2006 by pepper johnson
38. It actually looks like she was looking in a mirror.
But no matter, she looks really cute in that outfit - and no doubt slimmer than most of the people who post here.
Posted at 8:30PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Angie
39. She's thinking....It's hurts to do that when you are blond!!
Posted at 9:25PM on Dec 1st 2006 by flyoverstate
40. She looks like she wears about a size 10 shoe.
Posted at 9:37PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Prnzez
41. I don't understand what she's doing, but whatever, leave her alone, she has enough crazy stuff in her life to be critized on, oh well, let her be silly if she wants.
Posted at 3:37AM on Dec 2nd 2006 by Christine Almomani
42. ROFL #1 ! the original parent trap dance. maybe tonight she and Lindsay will have a fight in the mess hall and everyone will throw food!
i swear v shots and all one day Paris is going to admit she is really a man.
Posted at 9:52PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Lily
43. Actually #34....she's a size 11, no joke!!!!!!!!! She's like 5'9 or something.....but anyway .. enough about big foot..i can just picture her practicing this pose @ her heroin dealer's house.
Posted at 10:47PM on Dec 1st 2006 by hey.......
44. This brain dead scum sucking whore is s total waste of life. She's an embarrasment to her parents and totally clueless to what real class is. Maybe she should clear the cobwebs out of that empty skull of hers and grow some brains. Nobody wants to see her skanky crotch, and if she thinks she is scoring brownie points with the public, she's nuts. Get off your miserable ass and get a real job instead of sucking off mummy and daddys money! She is a perfect example of what happens when kids are overindulged. Her, Britney and Lindsey should start a new club...Sisterhood of the traveling, smelly, used up crotches. That's why they have to air them out!
Posted at 10:51PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Paris hater
45. WHO CARES ?!?!?!?!?
Posted at 11:07PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Sally
