What the Hell is Paris Doing?
We're as confused as you are. 
Paris Hilton struck the most awkward pose we've ever seen while at the Arby's Action Sports Awards last night.
Reminds us of a certain lyric from a Sir Mix-a-Lot classic ...
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(Page 4 of 6) Previous 15 Comments | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments46. What is she doing? She is high as a kite! LOL!
Posted at 12:15AM on Dec 2nd 2006 by BoReD
47. I think she's doin' the chicken dance, she has the legs to prove it.
Posted at 12:30AM on Dec 2nd 2006 by Have a green day
48. Paris..is such a HAS BEEn..she needs to be constantly in front of a camera to verify herself.
She has absolutely no artistic talent but would make a great
PORNO star..and it is ashame she has not done it for $$$ b/c that is what her life is about..money to buy all her heart's content.
I I agree, she has huge feet and hands.,,add to that her false hair parts and that long, crooked nose with a beak at the end..what else is this gal admired for?
Her money, you say or her endurance to stay up all night partying with booze and drugs. She is going to burn out soon.
Hopefully, BRittany will get tired of the all night parties and settled down with her two boys.
Not saying Brittany shouldn't have fun but goodness does she have to be a glutton now that she is free of her money draining
Federline?
jjmo
flojo
Posted at 1:03AM on Dec 2nd 2006 by Flojo
49. Okay, it's time to be educated. I think she is creating a popular illusion for all the cameras that are going off in her face at that time. Posing like that, while i've only seen it in bathing suit shots taken above the knees, slims out the inner thighs creating that 'space' that the ladies so seem to desire.
If i'm wrong.. who cares. I wish someone would post all the goofy pics that get taken on the red carpet. she's fixing her hair in this one. there has to be one of someone picking their nose or getting a wedgie out of their butt!
Posted at 5:27PM on Dec 3rd 2006 by inclinedtoinform
50. Why does Paris HIlton get so much attention? She is a very over rated party girl with a horrible voice not to mention pretty damn ugly. People treat her like she is something special. NOT!!
Posted at 12:44AM on Dec 4th 2006 by Joe M
51. Paris Hilton is an idiot. She's a waste of film. She should stand like that all the time.
Posted at 4:26PM on Dec 2nd 2006 by myra goad
52. Looks as if she is trying to keep her legs closed from the knee up....something they probably haven't done in years.
Posted at 8:32AM on Dec 2nd 2006 by VAS
53. She's high as a kite. I don't think she has any clue as to what she's doing or that she's even doing it.
Posted at 8:44AM on Dec 2nd 2006 by Moral Momma
54. when are her 15 minutes going to be up? please no more!
Posted at 9:23AM on Dec 2nd 2006 by SV
55. omg! Why was I born with crooked legs?
Posted at 10:57AM on Dec 2nd 2006 by moose
56. She looks like she's striking a pose resembling the award, itself, or 2007 Monster Tower Girls Calendar - October:
http://www.wakeworld.com/Galleries/GetImage.asp?GalleryID=403&ImageID=11
Photographer: Monster Tower
Whichever, whatever, she looks great and managed publicity for the televised award show on December 10, as well as keeping herself in the public eye.
Give the gal credit - her tactics and looks earn her $7 million a year which all the professional and amateur critics can't even begin to approach. PLUS, she keeps the name "Hilton" (hotels) in the back of people's, mind.
Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 2nd 2006 by tomcat
57. No brains, No panties.
Posted at 5:24PM on Dec 2nd 2006 by T
58. this hoe will go to the opening of an envelope just 2 be seen....paris" its a permanent brain freeze...ahhhh""""
Posted at 1:25PM on Dec 4th 2006 by ed
59. Uhhhh its like she just SH*t her self and shes thinking wtf am I gonna do
Posted at 10:27PM on Dec 2nd 2006 by Lilly
60. Stop the bashing....
All of you are stone cold JEALOUS that she can do whatever the heck she wants and you cannot...
Stop being a HATER, it doesn't look good on ya!
Posted at 9:21AM on Dec 3rd 2006 by Zip
