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This Week's Biggest Losers 12/02/06

12/2/2006 2:02 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Britney SpearsIn the shadow of Denzel's "Deja Vu," things seemed mighty familiar this week -- Pam Anderson splitting up, Snoop Dogg getting arrested. Meanwhile, two thirds of a fearsome threesome kept us entertained.

Britney Spears: Did Marilyn go crotchless over the subway grid in "The Seven Year Itch?" No. Did Sharon take her interrogation room peep show on the road while promoting "Basic Instinct?" No. In a double-barreled move that makes Paris' sex tape look like high art, the Artist Formerly Perceived as Smarter Than K-Fed fronted a fierce remix we like to call "Pubes! I Did It Again!" On this, Britney's 25th birthday, we have just one wish: that she stop reminding us where Sean Preston and Jayden James came from.



Dina LohanDina Lohan: It's not quite the equivalent of being beaten with a wire hanger, but on Friday's edition of Ryan Seacrest's morning radio show, Lindsay was dragged feet-first into the "Mommie Dearest" milieu with her mom's revelation that the party girl has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. Dina became what the program calls an "anonymity breaker." She ranks right up there with Debbie Reynolds, who, as an audience member during the premiere of daughter Carrie Fisher's one-woman show, muttered some comically harsh critiques. Ouch.

Rhea PerlmanRhea Perlman: Barbara Walters may have forgiven Danny DeVito for his Limoncello enhanced performance on "The View," but you can bet the diminutive dynamo is going to take his shots at home from wife Rhea for spilling the beans about their raunchy night in the Lincoln Bedroom. All this because instead of sticking to more austere settings he formerly shared with George Clooney -- like "America: A Tribute to Heroes and Tsunami Aid: A Concert of Hope" -- DeVito allowed the Sexiest Man Alive to turn him into the Sloshiest Man Alive. As sure as the cast of "Cheers" was drunk during their live-from-Boston show-ending finale, the 62-year-old actor can count on getting personally reacquainted with his wife's alter ego from that show, Carla Tortelli.

Beyonce KnowlesBeyoncé Knowles: At every preview screening of the Oscar-hyped musical movie adaptation "Dreamgirls," including one attended this week by TMZ, this child of Destiny has been coming in second to American Idol castoff Jennifer Hudson. From the cheers that greet Hudson's show-stopping number, "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going," to the rousing applause prompted by her old-style end credit, "And Introducing...," it all adds to BK not having it her way. While Hudson got the congratulatory call from Oprah, Knowles' proud papa could only steam when he saw a final cut. If Hudson streamrolls into a Best Supporting Actress nomination, then all she'll need is to snag her own rap music mogul.

Kyle GassKyle Gass: Speaking of children of Destiny, this guitar virtuoso and his wild-eyebrowed comic pal, Jack Black, will be pretty much done like dinner at the end of this weekend. After the less than enthusiastic Thanksgiving debut of their much-anticipated flick, "Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny" (it failed to crack the top ten), the only thing worse would be if it now comes in behind "National Lampoon's Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj." While Black gets to move on to a frothy "Holiday" with Justin Timberlake's lovely lady, Cameron Diaz, Gass will mop up in 2007 as Walrus Boy in the comedy "Wieners." In other words, Black gets the hot dog with relish while Gass gets the bun.
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Waaah!    

Good God, I hope Britney can put on some clothes from here on out. I'm tired of the media coverage!

And Dina Lohan is a pathetic excuse for human skin. With parents like that, Lindsey never had a chance.

2891 days ago
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We, are not amused.    

Most of the young men who work at TMZ appear to "embrace" the ALTERNATIVE life style.
Real men do not mind being "reminded" by these so called "Pop Tarts" where childern comes from: I say 'flash' away Ms. Spears...flash away! After all it is the young women of today who shave down there to the delight of perverts everywhere!

2891 days ago
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Seriously    

Lindsay's own mother telling her secrets. Nice. Real nice.
Have another drink Dina. Lindsay's a train wreck but if she
never talks to you again you deserve it.

2891 days ago
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maya    

I think there prolly IS a sex tape of Brit and Fed, and Brit is trying to pre-empt it by showing off her Ha-Ha in public. Eventually that tape will leak out.
Just my 2 cents

2891 days ago
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alissa    

what on earth does she think when shes flashing her snapper?? thank goodness her kids are not in grade school. they would surely be made fun of because of mumzy acting like a trashy idiot,

2891 days ago
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Tasha    

She has justed handed K Fed joint custody. What a stupid girl!!!

2891 days ago
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Rachel    

No, real men like women with a little class. I've seen the uncensored pics, a nasty c-section scar and a skanky puss-uhhhh. Not to mention the fact that k-fed's di$k has been there. I think old pervs are the only people who would find this attractive. The stringy hair extensions and nails bitten until they bleed is just a bonus.

2891 days ago
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JM    

I blame Borat on Britney's antics.

2891 days ago
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stewart    

You wouldn't call it "Pubes" I did it again if you actually saw the photos.

Brit's as bald as Bruce Willis.

2891 days ago
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Rachel    

Good for Jennifer Hudson, she's got the real talent. Beyonce is prettier but that's it. Your typical girl off the street can sing as well as her. Nothing but good marketing got her where she is. Envy's a bitch isn't it Beyonce? Oh well, glad she only makes music for black people because whites aren't buying her sh*t anyway. Go Jennifer!

2891 days ago
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Vanessa    

GOD, I THOUGHT PARIS WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HER FAMILY
(SHE IS). I TRAVEL A LOT SO I MAKE SURE NOT TO STAY AT ANY OF THE HILTON'S (OR ANY HOTEL THEY HAVE BOUGHT OUT.)
NOT GONNA SUPPORT THAT DISGUSTING WHENCH.

BRITNEY, I'M NOT ON YOUR PAYROLL GIRL!!!!
CLEAN YOUR SELF UP!!!!!
ALL FEMALES HAVE T & A (SOME MORE THAN OTHER'S).
YOU HAVE SUNK DOWN TO AN ALL NEW LOW.
KEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR KIDS ARE PAYING THE PRICE. THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO SAY ABOUT THEIR MOM IN A FEW YEARS, OR WHAT OTHER KID'S ARE GOING TO SAY ABOUT THEIR MOM.
I THOUGHT ANNA NICOLE'S SITUATION WAS A TRAIN WRECK;
AT LEAST SHE IS SOME WHERE IN THE BAHAMA'S TAKING CARE OF HER DAUGHTER.

BRITNEY, PUT ON THE BRAKES, YOUR TRAINWRECK IS REALLY PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2891 days ago
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Michele    

My fourteen year old daughter has more class at her age than britney spears has in her big toe. And to think Brit was her "idol" when my little girl was a mere adolescent

2891 days ago
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J Doe    

face it people..BRITNEY IS A LOSER!!!!!

2891 days ago
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Vanessa    

Hey #7 YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!!
AND PROBABLY ON A SILVER PLATTER BOUGHT ON RODEO DRIVE!!!!

2891 days ago
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FreakHater    

This again is how assinine TMZ is, her kids did not come from her tw*t....it was called CESAREAN SECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2891 days ago
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