Larry King Actually Loves Xmas

He's just mad that I beat him to all the underage boys sitting on Santa's lap.

Given his reputation for ripping horrific farts in every direction, Santa probably ran for the hills when he saw Larry King coming. And the look on King's face indicates he just got a whiff of his own stench. Maybe his jingle balls are on fire.

Thought that was Al Davis after Raider Nation went up in flames after another loss. Then I realized it was Larry King upset that his wife was a couple years to old to be sitting on Santa's lap.

IF I WERE MARRIED TO AN ANOREXIC, MONEY GRUBBING BITCH WHO IS WAITING FOR ME TO DIE, I WOULD LOOK PISSED TOO!
SHE MARRIED YOU FOR THE MONEY, LARRY!!
AND BY THE WAY, I QUIT WATCHING YOUR SHOW , LARRY, BECAUSE YOUR GROUCHINESS HAS EXTENDED OVER TO YOUR INTERVIEWS.
YOUR TIME CAME AND WENT SO LONG AGO.
CNN--SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN LARRY.
AND LARRY--THE MOMENT YOU DIE, YOUR WIFE WILL BE OUT LOOKING FOR THE NEXT RICH MAN. SHE CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY!

Nice Jeans!

My favorite Larry King comment - "I don't know how to use a comptuer" (said to Roseanne Barr on a recently aired show). How can someone this ancient and news prominent not use a computer?? I don't get it! Oh well, it's safe to say he won't be reading our comments! LMAO

I thought he was dead. He looks it.

Linda

Why does he always look mad?

Either one of his kids kicked him in what's left of his ball sack or his dentures are askew.

He looks like an overgrown kid in this picture.

If you think Larry King's famous farts are an offense to both the auditory and olfactory senses, try sitting next to Rosie O'Donnell. Last week she let go with a bomb.tthat not only split the seams of her panty hose, it split the chair seati, and asphyxiated one of our camermen. The taping had to be stopped, and the studio fumigated..I was a wreck for the rest of the day. I must add, though, that Star Jones out-does both of these chronic bombers. I can'r imagine WHAT she eats, but I'm sure even a hungry pig would pass it by. One day she let one rip that led to her sh*tting in her pants. THAT was the day I decided she had to go.

He has a gorgous wife. You guys are all jealous!!!!!!

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