Celebrity Wish List: Tom Cruise

1. Tom, YOU SO CRAZY!! Keep smiling baby!!

Posted at 3:01PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Hmm.

2. a sound mind

Posted at 2:25PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Mr. President

3. where is old Tom baby..? Scientology "fit" camp...??

Posted at 7:24PM on Dec 6th 2006 by patty

4. he needs an exorcism!! or to be deprogrammed!!

Posted at 8:57AM on Dec 7th 2006 by RLE

5. TOM IS "F" CRAZY , THE MAN HAS NO RIGHT MIND. HE'S 100% CULT MEMBER , HE'S AS WEIRD AS IT COMES .

BOYCOTT EVERYTHING OF TOM'S , MOVIES , TV SHOWS , ETCCCCC ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH TOM .

Posted at 4:09PM on Dec 6th 2006 by justpicky

6. I'd get him a sit down with Lance Bass. I heard he's available.

Posted at 4:58PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Asa

7. I wish for Tom the continuation of the huge success he has enjoyed for years; more wonderful films for his fans (me) to enjoy as well; his new life; wife and baby to continue to fill his life with joy. I wish for him that the fans or nay sayers would let him live his life as he wants to. He has learned from the past year that his ideas, his thoughts and religion are not popular so I feel he will curtail that. Good Luck, Tom, Katie and Suri, Connor and Bella

Posted at 4:19PM on Dec 6th 2006 by jan

8. What Tommy should get for Christmas (which I doubt he actually celebrates, being a member of that whacked-out cult), is a brain. What a doofus.

Posted at 9:24AM on Dec 7th 2006 by La Reina

9. I hope Santa brings him a trampoline so he'll QUIT JUMPING ON THE FURNITURE!!!

Posted at 5:45PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Headman

10. Tom should wish for a dildo so Katie can strap it on and do him up the poop shoot and he'll think it's a man baby! ROTF!

Posted at 8:07PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Dan H.

11. i have to admit tom is a werido and i feel sorry for katie ... he seem like to me his a real contolling man sorry but its true melissa

Posted at 9:23PM on Dec 6th 2006 by melissa

12. A Free Katie T-shirt!

Posted at 9:54PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Free Katie

13. Jan #4 - Nothing says Sycophant like wishing the pretentious closetedhomo-PSYCHOPATHIC-cult-leader "best wishes" than that of which you have posted. But hey, thanks for posting, and I whole heartedly disagree with your outlook. It's easy to just swallow the candy-coated PR charade Tom's thrown out for sycophants like you to grab onto and suck on, but when that coating's gone, can you continue sucking on the sour center, can you handle the TRUTH, or are you going to toss it aside on your ignorance? The whole world has had a taste (more like gasp) of THE REAL TOM CRUISE. No one possessing common sense is buying his candyA$$ bullSH*Tanymore.

Posted at 2:01AM on Dec 7th 2006 by J

14. Miapocca - number #7, thanks for the link.

Ahh, I can SEE IT now - Arnold Robinson to Tom and Katie:
"Now that we've "wowed" the public with your "wedding", what I want you to do is go out everywhere you can with suri since so many people believe you are "not a good mother". Now is the right time when Britney Spears is out partying and showing her bare naked pebbles to the world, you, katie, will make any public appearances you can with suri in your arms. This stark contrast between your appearances as "the embodiment of a Mother" and a "Disorderly Slut" like Britney Spears will get you back into the public's positive side. USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE (even though you don't really take care of Suri most of the time, you need to SHOW THE PUBLIC that you do). As always, MY pr team and YOUR scientology pr team will arrange the media leaks."

Posted at 2:24AM on Dec 7th 2006 by Wiggles

15. Asa (post 5) - I agree!
Who else is gay and single in hollywood? oh yeah, there's always john travoltda. I recently saw i think the national enquireer cover with "who's gay in hollywood" and there was a pic with john kissing another man on the lips. now if only someone could get a pic of tom and another man in a tongue-lock - a smoking gun!

Posted at 2:39AM on Dec 7th 2006 by glitteratti