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Did Uranus Kill Vaughniston?

12/6/2006 9:07 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Vaughniston are Ovah!With news that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are nothing more than friends, the world is picking up the pieces and trying to figure out just went wrong.

According to AOL Horoscopes, Jen's "Saturn is moving through her 10th House of Career" and may have led her drive to become an A-list film actress override a "desire to build security through deep intimacy." Once you've done Brad Pitt, does it matter? To hell with Brad and Vince, this gal wants Oscar!

Likewise, Vince's stars indicate he "needs to move toward expressing his imagination through film, and Uranus is stimulating his desire to grow in this direction." Stimulating Uranus creates a desire to grow? We did not know that.

For Jen and Vince, being stars appears to be more important than love, and their inevitable "Break-Up" was the only thing in the stars.

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Freelols.com    

STOP with the astrology stories...BORING...

2846 days ago
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detectiveoliviabenson    

who cares...she's got a horse head..e.and brad ain't all that...and angelina is a total skank...brad is taking billy bobs sloppy seconds...they should all get tested for STD's

2846 days ago
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girly    

That astrology stuff is BS I'm with #1 stop with it already!

2846 days ago
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Curiosity Killed the KAT ;-)    

TMZ can't you come better than a stupid astrology related bunch of BS. If you wanted to get us posters all fired up, and start discussing what we thought of these two, you should have re-reported the story about the break-up....

That said, Jen is still obsessed about what's going on in Brad and Angie's house. Vince wishes she would quit reading the gossip mags, and websites trying to find out any and all information on the two. I think he was tired of her trying to assure him that she was ready to settle down and have his babies...

He was like BEYOTCH PLEASE... Vince wised up and moved on...

Jennifer needs to get some self esteem, Brad left you for Angie and yes the world knows... Go hook up with Lance Armstrong and ride his bike for a while, then he can pass you off to Matthew M. Then maybe you'll be ready for Vince for another spin...

2846 days ago
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Curiosity Killed the KAT ;-)    

Brad used to be "all that" before he hooked up with skanky Angelina... He looks all used up... He is SO not HOT...

2846 days ago
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DJ    

I agree bs. They never had a relationship, VV loves all women.
Nobody cares about JA.

2846 days ago
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ONE WHO KNOWS    

AN OPEN LETTER TO VAUGHNISTON:

YOU GUYS WERE NEVER REALLY AN ITEM. JENNIFER USED VINCE AS HER REBOUND GUY AND ALSO TO "SELL" THEIR MOVIE. SINCE IT WORKED FOR BRAD AND ANGELINA (WHO WERE ACTUALLY A REAL COUPLE) JEN AND VINCE BECAME A "COUPLE" TO SELL A FILM THAT WAS OUTRIGHT STUPID!
THEN THERE WAS SILENCE BUT THEN, SUPRISE!
JUST IN TIME FOR THE DVD RELEASE, JENNIFER ASS-ISTON MAKES SURE THE WORLD KNOWS THAT, HEY!! THEY ARE AN ITEM AFTER ALL. FORGET ABOUT ALL OF HER DENIALS, FOLKS! IT IS THE REAL DEAL!
SHE EVEN WENT TO OPRAH TO GARNER PUBLICITY FOR THAT STUPID MOVIE.
BUT GUESS WHAT?! WE DIDN'T BUY IT AND NOW THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE FOR ALL TO SEE.
YOU AND VINCE WERE THE SCAMMERS. TOO BAD SOME PEOPLE FELL FOR IT.
ANNISTON WILL NEVER HAVE A TRULY HAPPY LIFE. BECAUSE SHE IS TRYING FOR AN OSCAR--AND WILL NEVER, EVERRRRRR GET IT!!
YOU ARE NO ANGELINA, NICOLE OR REESE!
VAUGHN DOES HAVE A SHOT AT IT. HE LOOKS LIKE HE WILL STRETCH HIMSELF. HE HAS THE TALENT.
FINALLY, ANNISTON WILL BE LEFT ALONE WITH WHATEVER MAJOR AWARD SHE GETS (MAYBE A LEG LAMP?!) AND VINCE WILL BE MARRIED WITH A BUNCH OF KIDS.
SOME PEOPLE JUST KNOW HOW TO LIVE. ANNISTON IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
AU REVOIR....

2846 days ago
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DJ    

Oh me, this is not about GORGEOUS BRAD AND ANGELINA. They are happy in love. Vince dumped Jen, get over it. Nobody wants her, she looks like a man in drag. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2846 days ago
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ass    

As everybody knows most of the relationships in Hollywood are destined to end and I agree with everybody else that TMZ needs to cut the "the stars predicted the breakup" BS. It's not even funny. And also the stories about celebrities getting a bite to eat. Come on.

2846 days ago
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Joe    

I totally agree............................this is about VV and JA. Brad and Angelina are gorgeous. ME,you need to get use to it. VV and JA never had a real relationship.
PR only. VV is dating another girl now, and not one that looks like a man, like JA.

2846 days ago
11.

JJ    

WHO CARES...WHERE'S THE REAL NEWS?

2846 days ago
12.

kt    

i don't believe those two were ever a couple. she's insecure and
arrogant. vince is fun loving.
and hate or love angelina, she doesn't give a damn what people think or say about her. she's secure and confident. and majorly talented. she and brad rock. i never got what brad saw in jay leno with nice hair anyway. she's too in love with herself and cameras and was always only interested in trying to be a movie star instead of a wife and mother.....
jen needs to be with a plastic model. someone that's
had as much lylypo and botox as herself.

2846 days ago
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Whatever    

First these two hacks said they weren't dating they never admitted it. Now they broke up? What losers!

2846 days ago
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sue    

this story is funny! Thanks for the laugh.....i like vince and wish him luck..never cared for aniston one way or the other....but come on. some of you calling her ugly????? You know she's cute! LMAO!!!!!!!! For the other couple? No respect for those two

2846 days ago
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kfedszz    

I think its cool it gives you an interesting way to look at a not so interesting subject: Two people broke up. Lets face it guys, they are just two people. More about the star connection TMZ!!

ps. what celebrity news is real news anyway?

2846 days ago
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