Paris to Makeover Britney in Her Image

1. dont they sell 'vintage' clothing at the Salvation Army?

Posted at 3:41PM on Dec 7th 2006 by anon

2. Who the hell is Paris Hilton?????

Posted at 3:45PM on Dec 7th 2006 by The Public

3. She is so spoiled. I don't think that show taught her anything except to look down on the way the rest of of lives. BITCH!!

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Amy

4. Um, this would be news why??

Posted at 4:11PM on Dec 7th 2006 by NY

5. O.K. I so did a typo on my last comment. haha

Posted at 4:33PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Amy

6. I am compelled to say it again:
Like at the fun bags on that girl!
jesus, maria and gallardo!
"Big tits and little feet...a hit in any man's league!"

Posted at 4:33PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Abner Doubleday

7. Ah, I think you meant LOOK!
Dumbass!

Posted at 4:37PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Hey dumbass

8. right...right...whatever you say dear!

Posted at 4:38PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Abner Doubleday

9. its pretty hard to read your stories whenever i try to access the site lately its all messed up what with the side grey bar overlapping onto your stories. i cant even read about half of whats on here and its frustrating :( please fix so i can keep coming back. i love your site!

Posted at 4:36PM on Dec 7th 2006 by anonymous

10. Paris is vintage. She needs to retire herself and her fetid p*$$Y. The past few weeks, Britney has caught up with Paris. They are now both vintage material. They are old news, they are both spoiled, continue to want what they can't have and actually they are quite boring. Paris now wants children and Britney wants to be the single it songtress. They seem to display a lack of common sense dramatics once a week if not more often. Hum, when will the $h!t hit the fan again. And Again.

Posted at 4:52PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Pat

11. And we would call this "The Slut leading the Slut "

Posted at 4:57PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Kim

12. In ONE week she turned her into a slut AND a LIAR...."Oh I couldnt wear panties cause I didnt have any..good thing for the panty where I can buy some"

Yea Britney keep hanging around the slut...She's "good" for your career

I think you'll be happy when they take your kids away..then you can move on to porno movies. Paris will be more than glad to help you with that
sluts

Posted at 5:14PM on Dec 7th 2006 by June

13. WHO CARES? WHO CARES? WHOCARES? WHO CARES ABOUT PARIS OR HILTON BOTH ARE WAY TOO OVERATED. PARIS HILTON IS YOUR COMMERCIAL DUMB BLONDE, AND BRITNEY JUST NEEDS TO RETIRE SHE COULD NEVER GO BACK TO BEING WHAT SHE WAS, SHE NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT,AND THE MEDIA DOES TOO. FACE IT, BRITNEYS FAT OUT OF SHAPE, TOO PALE AND LOOKS LIKE SHE IS ON ALL KINDS OF DRUGS.

Posted at 11:06AM on Dec 8th 2006 by Beyonce

14. parasites life is so empty sad and pathetic,
NONE of those people she hangs around are her friends,cos SHE HAS NO REAL FRIENDS!!!!!! there only around her cos theres a party.

all she has in her life is her animals, credit cards and empty existence.
she buys buys buys buys buys buys buys and buys to try to fill the empty hole in her life..and it never be filled.
she can shop her life away and all she's left with is a pathetic life !!

Posted at 5:18PM on Dec 7th 2006 by jane doe

15. oh godd....paris goes shopping....again....what life changing news.does anyone remember watching cnn news during hurricane katrina where apparantley the hilton sisters were vowing to open an orphanage to help "all the poor little children that lost their families"???well i for one haven't forgotten,it was about the only thing that would change my mind about this useless,spoiled,narcissistic chunk of human excrement-but no,i guess spending a hundred grand a month on clothes is much more important-i'll give britney her dues,at least she put some effort into the kids summer camp she owns-if anything parasite swillton should be the one being influenced here-of course brit deserves to get out a bit after her breeding stint but its not doing her public image any good hanging out with herpes hilton getting wasted and showing off her cooch to the world.listen up brit,she only wants to hang with you cos you're no.1 in entertainment news at the mo'-once she's managed to ruin your reputation you'll be thrown aside like a piece of used ass-wipe

Posted at 5:31PM on Dec 7th 2006 by britbrat u.k.