Paris to Makeover Britney in Her Image

16. EWWWW... Paris is so gross, and the way she talks makes me want to hurl. Please stop putting her in the news. We must come together and stop this. LOL

Posted at 6:07PM on Dec 7th 2006 by me and you

17. Paris needs to stop trying to find herself a little ''mini'' me. I feel bad for Britney once she dumped 1 dumbass she was stuck with another

Posted at 7:22PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Hannah

18. Paris, YOU BITCH!! Leave Britney Spears ALONE and go back to whoring around L.A. Britney go home to your kids and raise them and don't let Federhead get custody.

Posted at 7:23PM on Dec 7th 2006 by TMZ User

19. Is Paris going to give Brittany her lazy wonky eye as the result of fake color contacts? Check it out! MMM..so pretty.

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=72704074&cdi=0

There are SOOO many other young women in Hollywood who are far, far prettier than this overexposed press whore. She's famous for being....famous. Zzzzz. Snore.
There are so many young women from wealthy families who wouldn't be caught dead socializing with this girl, especially the NY socialites. She just doesn't fit it. When she was in NY for Fashion Week in September, she got turned away from Butter, the NY version of Area or Hyde. And TMZ never wrote about it because they are not an objective website. They clearly only write about her in a favorable way and make sure she's mentioned here atleast a couple of times a day. All she has to do is fart and TMZ will write about how lovely the smell is.

Posted at 7:34PM on Dec 7th 2006 by angela

20. I ask myself where will Paris Hilton be in five years? She is always in the news even if it's about nothing. Look back about five years who did the media go after it was J-LO. Before that it was Madonna, please for the love of God TMZ find some one, anyone other than PARIS HILTON!

Posted at 7:41PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Lenn K

21. The paparazzi must go nuts when these two are hanging out together.

Posted at 8:05PM on Dec 7th 2006 by LABlondes.com

22. Paris has man hands . I coined the phrase back in 1972 . I said it to my then Girlfriend Racheal B. I said " I could love you but you have "Manhands" . She didn't speak to me for months but I did put the stick in Drive again --HA. Dickhead . she had Beyonces' ass on a Nerdy White Girl -- very hot !! As for Paris , she should join the red cross because of the people she has bleed dry . She drove Lohan to drink . Nichole got way to skinny out of guilt . And now shes' reamin' someone half of us would love to dally in the alley with . Sh*t. If Sceintology is F7ckin with your assbrain then Paris is pukin' up your sh*thole . Dickheads .

Posted at 11:37PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Nasty Boil

23. What is that broad going to do with all that crap? Who the heck is she trying to impress? Little ole us?

Posted at 12:52AM on Dec 8th 2006 by Whatever

24. Paris Hilton is into vintage fashion? I find that a bit hard to believe...

Posted at 2:46AM on Dec 8th 2006 by Angela

25. I am writing from France, every morning before working I read TMZ and it makes my day , I do not understand comments about Paris and her BFF , lol, yes they are pathetic but it makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:39AM on Dec 8th 2006 by Ariane

26.
ATTENTION; TO ALL MOTHERS..OR PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT BABIES

This is the number to the Los Angeles Child Protection Services.
It says one call will get them looking into a case

Please all of you who care about Britney's kids being raised..well not raised..by a mother who doesnt care about them...a tiny baby that needs his mother to breastfeed when he gets up at night, but who'd rather be out EVERY night showing her crotch or having sex with men in hotels and NOT being there for them and sleeing all day and being hung over the next day...everyday...and dropping the kid and having him sit in front seat which is incredibly dangerous


in other words all who care about two innocent babies being ignored by a stupid whore please call this number:

(213) 639-4500 Is she drops the babies while being hung over you might regret it if you didnt

all who care please call for the babies sake

Posted at 7:09AM on Dec 8th 2006 by Mindy

27. Los Angeles Child Protective Services (213) 639-4500

All who care about Britneys tiny babies being ignored and not raised by a loving mother who are in potential danger from her hangovers and dropping them and not loving htme please call this number. Its out of state number and all you can call anonymous. Anyone who thinks she is unfit, there is something you can do about it

Posted at 7:10AM on Dec 8th 2006 by Mindy

28. Paris is the last person who should be giving anyone adivce on anything. The girl is such a pathetic pop star wanna-be she will try to give Britney bad clothes to make herself look better. What she really needs is a new nose and a brain implant.

Posted at 9:26AM on Dec 8th 2006 by Kiki

29. Do they shave or wax?

Posted at 2:43PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Bill Hilser

30. Good for her, give her something productive to do.

Posted at 2:58PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Lisa