Paris to Makeover Britney in Her Image

61. I read this column periodically to catch up on the latest. I am so sick and tired of Paris and now Britney. If Paris has any "brains" when is she using them? Does she do anything positive beside "stupid"? This young female has some serious behavior problems, and needs to see a psychoanalist. Should I recommend Dr. Phil? OOOPS his a strategist, and she would not even know the definition. As for Britney, she needs a total makeover, sure, but not by ding a ling Paris. These two are in need of some serious help, and all the money in the world will not help until they both stop to "smell the flowers" and take a real deep look at their lives. And Britney is a mother-they are no mauals on becoming a mother. Too bad.

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 8th 2006 by deenee

62. GGET RIDE OF THE GRAY STRIP ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE SO A PERSON CAN READ WHAT IS ON THE SCREEN!! PLEASE!!! IT OVERLAPS AND YOU ONLY GET HALF THE STORY WHICH DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE.....WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU DON'T NOTICE THIS??? I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE ALL THE INFO YOU REQUIRE AS I CAN NOT SEE THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE SCREEN!

Posted at 4:30PM on Dec 8th 2006 by BOBBI

63. Had to add -----when you almost dropped your kid, I thought it very telling of your mother instinct, to not let go of whatever the hell you were drinking. You kid was about to pound the pavement with his head and your STILL HOLDING ON TO THAT CUP OF STARBUCKS OR WHATEVER IT WAS. Thank god for your body guard. Any other mother would have thrown the dang cup and tried to protect their kid from the fall but there you are, the way your sons head snapped back was too much. I felt bad for him and wanted to shake you and scream , let go of the cup! You rich, you could get another drink!

Posted at 4:29PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Lauren

64. If Paris Hilton is going to give Britney Spears a fashion makeover, it probably means that they'll be wearing matching dunce caps.

Posted at 4:32PM on Dec 8th 2006 by bobby keil

65. Oxygen thieves, both of them.

Posted at 4:43PM on Dec 8th 2006 by PassionBuzz

66. I like paris and britney.....myself and the rest of you "not important" enough to ever make the news SOB's would jump on a chance to tap either one of these hot babes. If I was worth a billion dollars you could all kiss my @ss too.

Posted at 4:46PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Dan

67. People who actually care what other people do in their private lives need to pay attention to their own lives. Im sure they aren't perfect either.

Posted at 4:51PM on Dec 8th 2006 by john

68. Poor ol brit she has sunk to an all time low hangin with that total low life paris ..paris is a prime example of total moral demise in this country.she is a great roll model for the young girls in the world ..paris only hangs with britney because she is in the lime more .and poor ol brit has never had a thought of her own da !

Posted at 5:17PM on Dec 8th 2006 by john olson

69. I think you all dont have it right. First of all Paris and Brittany well are rich so rich are spoiled...you would be too if you had it..I think Paris has been put in situations that are not true..the lies are out there you know..how can you judge someone who you have never met. As far as Brit ...good luck hon...you deserve it..sorry things didnt work out with fed but your better than that..you will have some bumps to go but you should stand on your feet and I think Paris has done the same...if she has some insight let her give it to you...Brit you are a so wanted person by the paparazi so be careful...I am glad you had fun on your birthday..Paris will not lead anyone astray she has her own style..and Brit has hers...If I had the chance to party with both of them I would....love the both of them

Posted at 8:46AM on Dec 9th 2006 by doreen

70. If it makes Brit actually look like a responsible mother, it might be good. Does she really think we want to see it all hanging out? It's not like it can get any worse. I mean, trailer park trash gone bad - big time.

Posted at 5:18PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Lori

71. OK Kim said it best I had just thought oh great a slut leading a slut...But I guess we all need mentors from time to time.....

Another question came to mind is this Like the City Slut and the Country Slut?

Hmmmm Now I do have to ask this....If Country HO was so into her "kids" and was such a "great" Mom! where the heck are the kids now, and why is she running around acting the redneck sleeze ball...

Shame she hasn't figured it out that you are judged by the company you keep....and pretty soon what little fame she had is going down the out house flusher fast . Her Photo Op"ps" were less then desirable.

ANd has she met up with Social Services yet...Or is she STILL trying to avoid them....She will probably tell them just Like my daddy taught me to drive at 12 Months...My Mama taught Me how to party, and drink Hooch, and Kiss up on My cousin. So that there is the code of the hills ...

Maybe it really is K Fed thats better off with her....you really don't hear about Him running all over showing his private parts and getting drunk and hanging out with the looser crowd..... Hmmmm maybe he wasn't so bad after all....

Oh well Paris will find a new skank friend to flow on their 15 Minutes of fame

Posted at 5:19PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Just me

72. I have a suggestion for aol: Start a site called AOLTeen, where you can plaster pictures of undeservedly famous do-nothings all over the place--the worthless antics of Paris, Brittney, and Lindsay alone could fill the screen for months. Quite frankly, I'm sick of looking at their faces every time I logon. This is news?? Come on, folks. Since when did we start recycling trash?

Posted at 5:31PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Goboman

73. I think the fact is, that we are responding to it at all................so who is realy the fool..........them or us????

Posted at 5:28PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Jane walton

74. MAYBE SHE SHOULD SPEND ALL HER DADDYS MONEY ON A NOSE JOB. HAVENT SEEN HER MOVIE BUT I TAKE IT THE GUYS GET OFF FROM HER PUTTING THAT UP THEYRE AS$'S

Posted at 5:48PM on Dec 8th 2006 by PRISCILLA

75. Being a Mom I would and do not want my daughters to follow any hmmm so called role models such as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Aren't the two of these has beens? The only way they get publicity is by showing off body parts and or being drunk and obnoxious and or being with one guy after another guy after another! Gee everyone has seen what they have~ why bother anymore they both must be pretty used up by now! Or hmmm better not to be a doorknob when everyone has had a turn. Britney go home and take care of your babies. Paris just go home and stay there out of sight!

Posted at 6:56PM on Dec 8th 2006 by a concerned mommy