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Is Divorce in Madge's 'Unlucky Stars?'

Posted Dec 11th 2006 3:30PM by TMZ Staff

As Madonna and man-toy Guy Ritchie approach their six year wedding anniversary, rumors continue to swirl that their marriage is close to the "borderline."

Mr. and Mrs. Madonna
According to AOL Horoscopes, her Madgesty, a Leo born August 16, is someone who wants constant praise. Shocking! Unfortunately, Virgos like Guy tend to be very critical and don't readily give unwarranted praise. Luckily, stars say the duo "could find some common ground in the bedroom." Like a virgin!

While the mother of three is "more likely to quibble over Guy's choice of words than to address the larger issues at hand," Ritchie is still able to make Madonna feel "like she's the center of the universe." Guy knows that hell hath no fury like a Material Girl scorned! Perhaps a vacation on La Isla Bonita would help?

The astrological forecast says that if the Ciccone-Ritchies can make it work until July, their marriage should make it ... and they can justify their love.

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16. Madonna is an old goat just begging for anyone to do a story on her. She and that mutt of a husband are two losers who suck donkey dick.

Posted at 12:05AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Tom

17. Madonna is an old washed up hag with a loser husband. These two belong on the funny farm.

Posted at 12:04AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Tom

18. She is not the mother of three... she's the mother of two and owner of one.

Posted at 12:29AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Ednonymous

19. Madonna is a used-up hag. In the 80s she got away with being a medicore talent because of crafty industry "packaging." Just like snatch-flashing Britney Spears did and still tries to do. Well, the bloom is off the rose.

These phony-talents have been being exposed ever since the 'net came into being. TOO BAD. Madonna looks like someone's chain-smokin' trailer-park granny who wears hoochy-coochy outfits and tries to hit on her ganddaughter's boyfriends.

Worse, Madonna has been attempting to portray herself as some sort of British "upper crust" society person for the last several years. The constant fake "accent" indicates how wanton and utterly Michael Jackson-dumb she is. Being American is not "noble'" enough for this brainless hag. She must pretend she is "British."

Whoah...this old baggage would have done better to stick to frothy bubblegum dance-pop, rather than try to "fool" Americans: "Look how I change my image all the time! My record company told me to do it, because I've never had an actual original idea, and NOW...I'm so much better than ALL of you because I live in a British castle and I adopt colored African babies for publicity! Plus, I pretend I'm a devout JEW!"

Guy Ritchie, amazing to say it, would do his own career a favor by kicking this creature to the curb. Madonna is about as smart as a box of hair...and that simply isn't "hip" in any era.

Her early songs were fun for all of us, but this 25-year desperation to portray herself as a serious, talented artist is what inspired strumpets like Spears. UGH.

Posted at 2:24AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Ian

20. F*** OFF PEOPLE.. MADONNA IS THE QUEEN!

Posted at 4:08AM on Dec 12th 2006 by MICHELLE

21. Why is this trivial nonsense on HuffPo ?

Posted at 4:54AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Keith Warner

22. who gives a f***?

Posted at 8:25AM on Dec 12th 2006 by ::::::::::::

23. he seems way to classy for her who would put up with her, omg if she gets divorce and she is a super slut, she will hang with sluts hilton, ritchie (if she can stay alive long enough) spears and now this one to join the happy group i always thought she was a lesbian anyway now she is going to show her privates.

Posted at 9:48AM on Dec 12th 2006 by audrey rose

24. Oh Geez, TMZ IS hosted by AOL. AOL owns TMZ etc.

Horoscopes?? What's next Voodoo? I'm sorry TMZ, but even if you're playing to the lowest level of educated bloggers here no one believes in this crap. The earth moves and wobbles, the sign you were born under is no longer your same sign by the time you're 20. You'd need to be reading the previous sign and so on in the future. Even dumb @ss hilbillies know Horoscopes are fake. This is NOT even celebrity gossip, just crap.

Posted at 9:58AM on Dec 12th 2006 by reapwhatuso

25. Madonna is great.i love her.people who changes the world for better always suffer!!!!but in the end she will be recognized.she should be american s next president.Madonna for president and Oprah vice.....We all be saved by this two amazing strong bad asses women.

Posted at 4:13PM on Dec 12th 2006 by Julia

26. Divorce this washed up prune and run for the hills!

Posted at 2:50PM on Dec 12th 2006 by Zulus

27. I told plenty of people that Guy was not really on board with this adoption, and it was going to lead to divorce. Madonna can not let others who give up so much of their lives to help children around the world have the glory. She just could not let people like Angie and Brad do what they do best, give. She wanted everyone to say "Look What I did, See I Can Adopt Too". That poor baby. Now when Guy files for divorce is she going to quietly give the baby back, Oh thats right, press all over the world is watching her every move so she is stuck with a child that she only adopted so she could get press, how sad for the child she could care two cents about.

Posted at 3:02AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Toya Stamps

28. I can sypathise with Guy. Leos can be a real handful; i should know I was married to one for 10 years.
They can be really self centered, obnoxious hypocritical and they always need to be the centre of attention.
Now i'm not saying all leos are this way. My 11 year old daughter is also a leo, she is sweet and butter wouldn't melt in her mouth and she has this way of getting around you too, but don't let her have her own way and she's a little demon.
So as a fellow virgo I can safely say Guy is probably biting off more than he can chew with Madonna.

Posted at 3:53AM on Jan 7th 2007 by Sam

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