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Lindsay Lohan may still be doing some hard partying, but it looks like she's on the water wagon.
La Lohan hit Hollywood club Teddy's this weekend, swilling water instead of booze.
According to her mother, partying Dina Lohan, the teen queen is taking her AA meetings seriously ... perhaps Linds can help Nicole Richie.
12/11/2006 12:59 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Dries Out
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omg, I would love to be a fly on the wall to see Paris and Lindsay try and 12 step Nicole, stfu that would be soooo funny:
Paris: Uh, bizotch we've gotta like, ya know, talk...
Nicole: oh about what ditticums, aww don't tell me tinker took a tinker on my shoesies again, I'll f*** that lil bitch up proper, (lol, snorting, lol) aww come here tinker bell.
Lindsay: Um, no, its not about Paris's dog, or about yer skanky f***ing Sinatra white trash f***-me-stripper-cowboy=gogos, its about your life Nicole.
Paris: Ya, like for real, youer LIFE.
Lindsay: Yes, your life. I JUST said that Paris.
Paris: Right, and I"m agreeing, like, totally, we're like (makes army hand gesture with fingers to eyes) right there.
Nicole: (Nicole, nodding head, agreeing with both of them, turning tables on Lindsay, agreeing with Paris, making similar hand gesture) So right there with you
Paris: Right...(Paris, looking at both of them, trying to remember what they're doing.)
Lindsay: (getting frustrated) Whatever. (Lookinga at Paris) Let's just get on with this and get this over with. (Pulls out a bunch of pamphlets from her oversized suitcase like pocketbook that she's been living out of in the motel for the past 2 weeks.) Now, here are a few pamphlets that you can look over, try and take them seriuosly, like, for real, its like, so important, like the most important thing you can ever do, like, you know, one day at a time.
Paris: (starts humming one day at a time theme song) This is it the one ya get...
Nicole: God I just LOVED that Valerie Bertenelle, omigod and her hair, sooo fab, but that super what was his name again? (Makes boom-chick-a-waa-waa seventies porn waa-waa peddle noise.) That mooo-stache. So fetch.
Paris: Valerie B. from now on Nicole.
Lindsay: (looking at them like they're both on crack) Guys! This is seriuos! Fetch?!? Whatever...
Paris: Huh?!? What? Seriously! Valerie B. I mean like I read the one you said about anonymity, right, like she's like Valerie B from now, on...right??!?
Nicole: Wait, am I missing sometthing here? Omigod, this is like soooo cute. Wait, wait, I've got to get out my cam. Oh wait wait. Shizots, my cellie is down, aww no pix. Omigod omigod I've GOT to call someone. This is so cute! You guys are 12 stepping me! Aww, your first 12 step call! Omigod who put you up to this!! It was Brit! Tell me it was Brit! Omigod you guys are the best! I love you so much! Omigod but you like totally didn't have to go to the trouble. My dad and David Crosby did it when I was like, twelve or something. Omigod it's so long ago I totally can't remember. Sh*t, I swear to f***ing god I was like in rehab when your two lil skanky rat asses were sucking on your momma's tits in your f***ing baby carriages. Sh*t bitch don't try to plays me out like that y'all. Omigod though that was so f***ing cute. You two are the best. Serioulsy! Seriously! Omigod who the f*** am I going to call? I'll call Brit! Oh f*** my cellie's down.
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Omigod. Who do these stupid Lohan people think they are fooling???
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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY LINDSAY LOHAN IS FAMOUS????
WHAT... SHE'S DONE LIKE 3 MOVIES OR SOMETHING.
MAKE HER GO AWAY BY IGNORING EVERY STORY OR PICTURE ABOUT HER -
I WANT MORE BRITNEY AND HER CROTCH... PREFERABLY IN PERSON... GOOD GOD SHE'S YUMMY!!!
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SHE IS VERY UGLY, SHE NEEDS TO MOVE IN WITH HER FRIEND NICOLE, GIVE HER SOME EATIN TIPS. THERE ARE ALOT OF REGULAR WOMAN WHO ARE MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THESE DRUG ADDICT CELEBERTIES SHE DOES'NT DESERVE TO HAVE HER PICTURE TAKEN SO MUCH, SHE HAS NO TALENT AND SHES VERY UGLY. THERE ARE MANY MANY BEAUTIFUL ASIAN, BLACK , AND LATINO WOMEN WHO COULD DO EVERYTHING SHE DOES IN A CLASSY WAY AND BETTER!!!
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y dont u f*cking losers stop taking sh*tt about her...wut its to u ppl she is drinking and doing drugs..who give a flying f*ck..lets here ur piss poor ass storys?? Did your boyfriend run off? You should not be mad at Lindsay because you now have to use your hand. How many times did your father molest you when you were a child? How about your mother? You know, there are groups you can join to talk about your homosexual feelings. Why don't you ppl move to Amsterdam so you at least there you can smoke your weed and shoot your heroine and snort your meth and sleep with AIDS infected male prostatutes without anyone bothering you.now u all f*ck no life losers can stop taking ur sh*t about Lindsay and cry like a little sh*t talking f*cking fag....and i hope everyone one gets pissed at wut i wrote..wut u gonna do about it...nothing...why b/c u ppl r nothing but trash...
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I'm sure ya'll look gorgeous after sweating in a packed night club for a few hours, right? I know I walk in the club looking damn good, hair and make-up perfect, but by the time I leave I look like a hot mess from dancing the night away. Give the girl a break - you're not perfect, so stop pretending to be!!!!
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Has anyone thought that maybe she has bulemia? A swollen face and "chipmunk cheeks" can be a symptom of excessive vomiting. At any rate, she looks terrible. Why should we pay any attention to her in the first place? She's the one that decided to drink. Lots of people go through AA, does she give them any recognition? Figure out your one problems, Lindsay - we all have enough of our own.
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THIS IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. GIVE THE GIRL SOME CREDIT BECAUSE SHE IS TRYING!!!!!!! WHAT YOU A$$HOLES SAY ABOUT HER IS 1,000,000,000% NOT TRUE!!!! THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOTHING EACH DAY EXPECT GO ON THIS WEBSITE AND F*CKING BASH HER!! GIVE HER SOME F*CKING RESPECT!! SHE IS NOT GOING TO END UP LIKE TARA REID, SHE MUCH SMARTER THAN THAT!!! SHE IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST ACTRESS OF HER GENERATION AND SHE IS TURNING HER LIFE AROUND!!! IF YOU WANT TO BLAME ANYBODY FOR THIS, BLAME HILARY DUFF, BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONE WHO HIRED THREE PUBLICISTS, WHO SUBQUNTY GAVE HER THE 'PARTY GIRL' REP!!!! SHE CAN ACT, SHE IS TALENTED, AND SHE WILL WIN AN OSCAR WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS. MR. LEVIN, IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, I WILL, AND TRUST ME, IT WILL BE SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T LIKE!!! LINDSAY DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS!!!
DO ONTO OTHERS AS THEY DO ONTO YOU!!!
OLDEST RULE IN THE BOOK, BUT IT STILL WORKS, 15 MILLION YEARS AFTER IT WAS WRITTEN
USE IT, GOD DAMN IT!!!!
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Alright, first I posted a blog about Lindsay Lohan. Now I'm leaving a comment for all the people reading this - please take an english class. Your grammar, spelling, lack of punctuation and basic sentence structure is appalling. Seriously, people. It's disgusting. No wonder other countries think we're terrible.
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