Lindsay Dries Out

61. LINDSAY:

IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF THE EXCESS H2O -

1. SPINACH
2. GRAPEFRUIT JUICE (1/2 oz. in a 12 oz. diet pepsi)
3. 1/8 of a lemon steeped in 1 cup HOT H20 b4 bed

THESE ARE DIURETICS (helps lose the water) -
(of course ur going 2 micturate a lot)

DOUBLE-UP ON UR VIT.'s
DON'T FORGET THE EXTRA 'C'

PEACE

Dr. M

Posted at 7:58PM on Dec 11th 2006 by Dr. M

62. At least she's not 85 lbs like Nicole! Better that she gains some weight than look like skeletor!

Posted at 8:20PM on Dec 11th 2006 by Janey

63. poor lindsey she looks rufffffff i thought her mother was trying to help her and her own mother is at hyde come on lindsey parent are screwed up there for that is why she is the way she is

Posted at 9:58PM on Dec 11th 2006 by melissa

64. She ought to clean up her act besides going to AA she needs to go back to school and learn how to spell Her mother should take some mothering classes. Linsday the way she is going she will fade out before long. To wants to be with a sick person guess she is trying to prove tha she is an adult. People like her give young girls the wrong impression or what life is like.

Posted at 2:30PM on Dec 12th 2006 by lucywusy

65. She needs someone to help her balance her meds.

Posted at 1:07AM on Dec 12th 2006 by stinkbutt

66. Hee hee...."The next Tara Reid"

Posted at 1:43AM on Dec 12th 2006 by stinkbutt

67. oh gosh!
she looks at least 15 years older than her real age!

Posted at 1:38AM on Dec 12th 2006 by alex

68. I thought it was an Elvis sighting.....yikes!!!

Posted at 3:47AM on Dec 12th 2006 by D$

69. omg, I would love to be a fly on the wall to see Paris and Lindsay try and 12 step Nicole, stfu that would be soooo funny:

Paris: Uh, bizotch we've gotta like, ya know, talk...

Nicole: oh about what ditticums, aww don't tell me tinker took a tinker on my shoesies again, I'll f*** that lil bitch up proper, (lol, snorting, lol) aww come here tinker bell.

Lindsay: Um, no, its not about Paris's dog, or about yer skanky f***ing Sinatra white trash f***-me-stripper-cowboy=gogos, its about your life Nicole.

Paris: Ya, like for real, youer LIFE.

Lindsay: Yes, your life. I JUST said that Paris.

Paris: Right, and I"m agreeing, like, totally, we're like (makes army hand gesture with fingers to eyes) right there.

Nicole: (Nicole, nodding head, agreeing with both of them, turning tables on Lindsay, agreeing with Paris, making similar hand gesture) So right there with you

Paris: Right...(Paris, looking at both of them, trying to remember what they're doing.)

Lindsay: (getting frustrated) Whatever. (Lookinga at Paris) Let's just get on with this and get this over with. (Pulls out a bunch of pamphlets from her oversized suitcase like pocketbook that she's been living out of in the motel for the past 2 weeks.) Now, here are a few pamphlets that you can look over, try and take them seriuosly, like, for real, its like, so important, like the most important thing you can ever do, like, you know, one day at a time.

Paris: (starts humming one day at a time theme song) This is it the one ya get...

Nicole: God I just LOVED that Valerie Bertenelle, omigod and her hair, sooo fab, but that super what was his name again? (Makes boom-chick-a-waa-waa seventies porn waa-waa peddle noise.) That mooo-stache. So fetch.

Paris: Valerie B. from now on Nicole.

Lindsay: (looking at them like they're both on crack) Guys! This is seriuos! Fetch?!? Whatever...

Paris: Huh?!? What? Seriously! Valerie B. I mean like I read the one you said about anonymity, right, like she's like Valerie B from now, on...right??!?

Nicole: Wait, am I missing sometthing here? Omigod, this is like soooo cute. Wait, wait, I've got to get out my cam. Oh wait wait. Shizots, my cellie is down, aww no pix. Omigod omigod I've GOT to call someone. This is so cute! You guys are 12 stepping me! Aww, your first 12 step call! Omigod who put you up to this!! It was Brit! Tell me it was Brit! Omigod you guys are the best! I love you so much! Omigod but you like totally didn't have to go to the trouble. My dad and David Crosby did it when I was like, twelve or something. Omigod it's so long ago I totally can't remember. Sh*t, I swear to f***ing god I was like in rehab when your two lil skanky rat asses were sucking on your momma's tits in your f***ing baby carriages. Sh*t bitch don't try to plays me out like that y'all. Omigod though that was so f***ing cute. You two are the best. Serioulsy! Seriously! Omigod who the f*** am I going to call? I'll call Brit! Oh f*** my cellie's down.

Posted at 4:01AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Dennis C.

70. Omigod. Who do these stupid Lohan people think they are fooling???

Posted at 10:38AM on Dec 12th 2006 by DJ

71. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY LINDSAY LOHAN IS FAMOUS????
WHAT... SHE'S DONE LIKE 3 MOVIES OR SOMETHING.
MAKE HER GO AWAY BY IGNORING EVERY STORY OR PICTURE ABOUT HER -
I WANT MORE BRITNEY AND HER CROTCH... PREFERABLY IN PERSON... GOOD GOD SHE'S YUMMY!!!

Posted at 4:00PM on Dec 12th 2006 by RAMA LAMA DING DONG

72. Man don't these people have anything better to do than just be plan mean to the stars, I mean dang even if she was trying to just have a nice evening out with friends and decided not to drink what dang business of it is yours.
LEAVE HER ALONE>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:21PM on Dec 12th 2006 by Lisa

73. She's on E!

Posted at 8:52AM on Dec 13th 2006 by Laurie Hau

74. SHE IS VERY UGLY, SHE NEEDS TO MOVE IN WITH HER FRIEND NICOLE, GIVE HER SOME EATIN TIPS. THERE ARE ALOT OF REGULAR WOMAN WHO ARE MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THESE DRUG ADDICT CELEBERTIES SHE DOES'NT DESERVE TO HAVE HER PICTURE TAKEN SO MUCH, SHE HAS NO TALENT AND SHES VERY UGLY. THERE ARE MANY MANY BEAUTIFUL ASIAN, BLACK , AND LATINO WOMEN WHO COULD DO EVERYTHING SHE DOES IN A CLASSY WAY AND BETTER!!!

Posted at 9:30PM on Dec 13th 2006 by ALYCIA

75. y dont u f*cking losers stop taking sh*tt about her...wut its to u ppl she is drinking and doing drugs..who give a flying f*ck..lets here ur piss poor ass storys?? Did your boyfriend run off? You should not be mad at Lindsay because you now have to use your hand. How many times did your father molest you when you were a child? How about your mother? You know, there are groups you can join to talk about your homosexual feelings. Why don't you ppl move to Amsterdam so you at least there you can smoke your weed and shoot your heroine and snort your meth and sleep with AIDS infected male prostatutes without anyone bothering you.now u all f*ck no life losers can stop taking ur sh*t about Lindsay and cry like a little sh*t talking f*cking fag....and i hope everyone one gets pissed at wut i wrote..wut u gonna do about it...nothing...why b/c u ppl r nothing but trash...

Posted at 1:59PM on Dec 14th 2006 by **sean**